Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him

Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him

 Posted on October 26, 2009  |  The Editor

According to the St. Louis Post Dispatch, long-time Cardinal skipper Tony LaRussa will return to the Cardinals for at least the 2010 season, which is pretty much what every one thought would happen. The Cardinals return next year with at least the best hitter in the game in Pujols and the tandem of Cy Young candidate pitchers in Adam Wainwright and Chris Carpenter, together that is a recipe most managers, especially Tony, just can’t pass up. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  mark mcgwire  tony larussa 

Would Yadi Molina Skip an Autograph Event?

 Posted on October 13, 2009  |  The Editor

Steiner Sports Marketing think so and they Yadi’s little memory slip means he should pay them about $175,000. Which would be the $90,660 that they paid the Cardinals catcher to do the session and then another $84,340 for whatever. Would our big eared Yadi skip out on an event he was already paid to do? Who knows, but we think a lawsuit like this is probably initiated because they have some pretty solid evidence. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  lawsuit  legal  yadier molina 

There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

[Editor’s Note: One more sports post today. Sorry non-sports fans, but I think at least this one will be entertaining to all of us that like to laugh at the stupid things people put on YouTube.] Dammit Obama Girl and YouTube. Now every somewhat famous face gets its own “girl.” Don’t believe me? Even Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus has one apparently. …oh and this one’s not super talented with the singing or the dancing. [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  colby rasmus  fan  girl  youtube 

F*ck You Dodger Fans

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

Our St. Louis tipsters have been sending us the link to this video over and over again this weekend, and it really is totally f*cked up. When you first start to watch it you may say, “Hey no mister! Don’t blast all Dodger fans for one asshole!” To that I say, keep watching…eventually the whole section shows its true colors: Dodger Dickhead Blue. Warning: Mumbled NSFW language. Hot Chick Owned in Bleacher Fight – Watch more Funny Videos [Read More]
baseball  cardinals  dodgers  douche bags  la  morons  playoffs  Video 

Cardinal Playoff Beards: NLDS

 Posted on October 10, 2009  |  The Editor

Watching the Cards game now and its looking like this just might be my last chance to post a few of the beard submissions.

kopper

Photo on 2009-10-07 at 19.18

Photo on 2009-10-10 at 18.18

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I’ll be honest with you.  I was hoping for more submissions that this…ok, I’m just going to say it.  Its your fault we lost non-submitters.

I hope you can live with that.

beards  cardinals  playoff beards  playoffs  Sports 

The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!

 Posted on October 7, 2009  |  The Editor

Today marks the beginning of the major league baseball playoffs and the Cardinals are back in the mix since their 2006 world series winning campaign. Did you shave last night? Good. Now don’t do it again until the Cards are out of the playoffs, hopefully holding a sweet ass trophy. Its playoff beard time! This time-honored, hockey invented tradition isn’t just for the crazy fans, the players get in to it too every year and I love it. [Read More]
baseball  beards  cardinals  playoff beard  playoffs 

Blind Item: Infidelity and Baseball Played in the Snow?

 Posted on October 5, 2009  |  The Editor

Which Cardinal infielder switched positions and bed mates over the last year or two? We hear that this player has had lots of fun off the diamond without his wife and apparently isn’t at all shy talking about it. This same Cardinal also isn’t shy about the amount of time he and 2 of his young-ish Cardinal teammates play in the “snow”. Maybe all the testing is about ‘roids and not about the party drugs? [Read More]
assholes  cardinals  drugs  infidelity 

We Want A New Cheesy Cardinals Promo!

 Posted on September 28, 2009  |  The Editor

The Cardinals are officially in the playoffs again and after running across this promo from 1992 about 100 years of the Cardinals on YouTube, it got me thinking: Where are the new cheesy promos?! I want to see Pujols and Holiday “playing” the trumpet. I want to see Julio Lugo playing the kettle drums! …maybe Tony throw down some bad dance moves! Oh and one quick shot of Dave Duncan just standing there, arms folded, looking pissed. [Read More]
cardinals  cheesy  promos