By all accounts, Cardinals mega-star Albert Pujols is a really nice guy. So nice in fact that the fact he said anything bad about the Cubs’ stadium basically is the equivalent of us telling them that although old and quaint, their stadium is pretty overrated for a brick circle that makes me think more of a bull fighting right where the Cubs keep charging for that championship and whiffing each time than a baseball park.
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Aaron Miles Isn’t Good at Baseball
We took a moment in our busy schedule to take in a ball game last night and were reminded that though St. Louis may be considered baseball’s “best” town, that doesn’t really mean we know the most about baseball.
Imagine our fortune that we landed on the very game that Aaron Miles makes it back to the Cardinals, fresh from double-A Springfield. Pushing down poor Allen Craig who got to smell the sweet air of the Show just long enough to wonder if it was all just a dream.
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Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Pujols’ agent, Dan Lozano, pulled a Jerry McGuire Tuesday, leaving his prominent sports agency and taking with him his list of big time clients.
“Danny Lozano has left Beverly Hills Sports Council, and we wish him well in his future endeavors,” said agent Jeff Borris.
Lozano’s departure is likely to have major ramifications within the industry. Pujols, an eight-time All-Star and three-time Most Valuable Player with the St. Louis Cardinals, is closing in on free agency, and is expected to sign an enormous contract in the aftermath of big recent deals for Minnesota catcher Joe Mauer, Philadelphia first baseman Ryan Howard and others.
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Wanna Book Ray Lankford? It’s Gonna Cost You $5,000
Ray Lankford, the ex-Cardinal outfielder, recently launched his new website all about his time with the Cardinals, his accomplishments and contact info to book him for corporate events and parties.
raylankford16.com is chock full of tidbits like,
Lankford hit more home runs at Busch Stadium (123) than any other player, and finished his career in his home ballpark with a pinch hit home run in his final major league at bat on October 3, 2004 .
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Tony LaRussa is Going to Be on Whatever the Hell “Housecat Housecall” is
Tony LaRussa doesn’t like to lose. We’ve heard good friends will be in town to have a meal with the man, and if the Cardinals loose that night, he won’t go. That’s mean, but that’s Tony. He can be a hard-nosed competitive, and frankly, mean guy some times. Hell look at him go at STLToday sports writer Bernie Miklasz.
…and then he’ll go do something like this:
…and we love every second of these moments.
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Did Cubs’ 2B Jeff Baker Light His Farts and Burn His Ass?
Jeff Baker, bench infielder for the Cubs hasn’t played in a while and people started to wonder why. Wanna guess why?
A. Could it be because he doesn’t hit lefties well?
B. He has been out because he burned his ass while trying to light his farts.
C. He just isn’t very good.
The rumor mill has it’s B.
From the comments on a popular Cubs blog:
By the way, there is a reason Baker has not been starting until today.
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Who Has Two Thumbs and Can Get on Jim Rome’s Show Whenever He Wants? Joe Mather
Check out the video below pulled from Fox Sports Midwest of an excited Joe Mather ruining improving what would normally be a boring Jim Rome interview with Adam Wainwright. Mather ran up from the Cardinals clubhouse to repeatedly run behind Wainwright who really tried his best to keep his composure.
At the rate shown in the video, if that interview would have gone on a segment longer, there’s no doubt Mather would have eventually shown his junk to all seven of Jim Rome’s television viewers.
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Major League Baseball Muffles Cards Beat Writer Leach on Twitter
Word is out that Major League Baseball has told their employed beat writers, who write for the MLB.com sub-sites for each time, must refrain from “tweeting” about anything other than baseball from here on out. These new restrictions hit home for local stlcardinals.com writer Matt Leach who’s widely followed Twitter account gets lots of use throughout the day.
Aaron Gleeman reporting for NBCsports.com
Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Major League Baseball is cracking down on Twitter usage, ordering MLB.
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With LaRussa Clearly in Charge, the Cardinals Bring Back Aaron Miles
Sweat mother of god, what is this team’s fascination with Aaron Miles?!
The Cardinals toyed with the idea of bringing Aaron Miles back to the fold earlier this season but couldn’t find a way to wedge the utility infielder into the organization.
That changed with Felipe Lopez’s right elbow injury.
With Lopez on the 15-day disabled list with a strained ligament, the Cardinals signed Miles to a minor-league deal. Miles isn’t earmarked for the majors or even pegged to replace Lopez.
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Even the President Takes Shots at the Cubs
Last season’s World Series Champions the New York Yankees visited the White House the other day to do the photo-op thing and mingle with President Obama.
Obama, quite the sports fan himself, couldn’t help himself from taking a shot at the woeful Cubs while standing with the winningest organization of them all.
“It’s been nine years since your last title, which must have felt like an eternity for Yankees fans,” Obama said.
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