Would Yadi Molina Skip an Autograph Event?

 Posted on October 13, 2009  |  The Editor

Steiner Sports Marketing think so and they Yadi’s little memory slip means he should pay them about $175,000. Which would be the $90,660 that they paid the Cardinals catcher to do the session and then another $84,340 for whatever. Would our big eared Yadi skip out on an event he was already paid to do? Who knows, but we think a lawsuit like this is probably initiated because they have some pretty solid evidence. [Read More]
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There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

[Editor’s Note: One more sports post today. Sorry non-sports fans, but I think at least this one will be entertaining to all of us that like to laugh at the stupid things people put on YouTube.] Dammit Obama Girl and YouTube. Now every somewhat famous face gets its own “girl.” Don’t believe me? Even Cardinals center fielder Colby Rasmus has one apparently. …oh and this one’s not super talented with the singing or the dancing. [Read More]
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F*ck You Dodger Fans

 Posted on October 12, 2009  |  The Editor

Our St. Louis tipsters have been sending us the link to this video over and over again this weekend, and it really is totally f*cked up. When you first start to watch it you may say, “Hey no mister! Don’t blast all Dodger fans for one asshole!” To that I say, keep watching…eventually the whole section shows its true colors: Dodger Dickhead Blue. Warning: Mumbled NSFW language. Hot Chick Owned in Bleacher Fight – Watch more Funny Videos [Read More]
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The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!

 Posted on October 7, 2009  |  The Editor

Today marks the beginning of the major league baseball playoffs and the Cardinals are back in the mix since their 2006 world series winning campaign. Did you shave last night? Good. Now don’t do it again until the Cards are out of the playoffs, hopefully holding a sweet ass trophy. Its playoff beard time! This time-honored, hockey invented tradition isn’t just for the crazy fans, the players get in to it too every year and I love it. [Read More]
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More on Dave Duncan’s Sandy Vagina

 Posted on August 31, 2009  |  The Editor

Last week we broke the story that Cardinals pitching coach is a pussy, and now we get more information on the status of the amazing amounts of sand stuck in Dunc’s vagina from STLToday’s Joe Strauss. A lot of this story is stuff we already knew and talked about in our last article, but Strauss does drop some new info like when Dave threw a hissy fit in the clubhouse after the Cardinals traded his son to the Boston Red Sox. [Read More]
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We Hate to Say it but Dave Duncan is Pretty Much a Pussy

 Posted on August 27, 2009  |  The Editor

It pains us, it really does, but as the evidence mounts, we have no choice but to stamp long-time Cardinals pitching coach with the dreaded “pussy” label and last we checked there’s still no crying in baseball. Lets quickly recount the ways… Its one thing to get pissed a little when people rag on your son, its another thing when your son is a major leaguer, and its a whole different thing when your son is a poor major leaguer and is still up here only because he’s clearly given leeway that other players that aren’t related to the pitching coach get. [Read More]
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The Cards Come to Terms With Their #1 Pick

 Posted on August 18, 2009  |  The Editor

After trading away pretty much all of their top-end young talent in deals for Mark DeRosa and Matt Holiday, the Cardinals needed to sign #1 pick, and hard-throwing Texas right-hander Shelby Miller. Miller suddenly becomes the number one best pitching prospect in the Cardinals farm system. After initially asking for 4 million to sign, Miller and the Cards settled in on 2.875 Million. Still a lot of money, but a lot better for the Cards than 4 mill! [Read More]
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Its August, the Cubs Fans Are Starting to Get Restless (and Drunk)

 Posted on August 14, 2009  |  The Editor

Shane Victorino has had a pretty craptastic week. First he was ejected by the home plate up when he was in center field, and then he had to go to Chicago and when tracking a fly ball some douche dropped a beer on him. First Bartman now this?! Jesus christ Cubs, can’t you do something about your fans? Cubs Chairman Crane Kenney had this to say: “What are you going to do? [Read More]
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