Here are more St. Louis anagrams, where where mix the letters up and find the results more than a little creepy!

Chris Carpenter……….Sphincter Racer

Yadier Molina……….I Nailed Mayor [Editor’s Note: Woah and ewwwww. There’s something you can’t un-see.]

Albert Pujols……….Jots Bull Rape

Skip Schumaker……….Kicks Ear Humps

David Freese……….If Reds Evade [Editor’s Note: I guess Dave’s riding the pine when the Reds come to town.]

We took some famous St. Louis names and ran them through the Internet Anagram Server to find some random letter mixed-up awesomeness. Here’s what we got:

Vandeventer … “Darn Even Vet”

Mark McGwire … “Rim Wreck Mag” [Editor’s Note: Sounds as sexy as it does gross.]

Hampton … “Moth Nap”

Busch Stadium … “Basic Mud Huts” [Editor’s Note: Is this a hidden critique of the Ballpark Village plans?]

The Post Dispatch … “Spot Patched Shit” [Editor’s Note: Wow.]