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The Cardinals’ David Freese Crashed in SUV
The Cardinals Choked
St. Louis: Where Bank Robbers Yell “Go Cards!”
Ozzie Smith is Selling His Gold Gloves
Once Again in the Absence of Anything to Talk About, Local News Points the Camera at Grass
Washington Wizards Bradley Beal Gets Twitter Threats For Being Pro-Cardinals
The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5
The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever
Congrats Cardinals For Being “Wildcard” Champs (or whatever)
Cardinals Prospect Shelby Miller is Drunk, Stupid or Both
St. Louis Hates Jason Motte via Twitter…and Then Likes Him via Twitter
Cardinals Fan Does Something Dirty Next to Jim Hayes on Fox Sports Midwest
Skip Schumaker Loses Butt Virginity On National TV
Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos
Fredbird the Motorcycle Stuntman
Lance Berkman Eyes Return to Cardinals and the Creepiest Baseball Pose Ever
SNY Broadcasted Mets No Hitter Reaction From Both R.A. Dicky and an Actual Dick
The World’s Stupidest Tattoo Features 2011 World Series
Fox Sports Midwest Thinks All Middle Infielder Bench Players Are the Same
KSDK Found Shorts For the Cardinal Game Streaker (Updated)
The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis
The Tampa Bay Rays’ Luke Scott Sounds Like a Smart Guy
Check Out Rafael Frucal’s LA Living Room
John Mozeliak’s Cardinals Takeover Reenacted With Legos
Hey Kids, Who Wants To Bounce Around in the Big Cardinal’s Crotch?!
Enough With the “Rally Squirrel” Crap
Fun Things You Can Do With the Weird Ray Vinson Super Bowl Commercial
One Last Thing On Pujols
St. Louis Experiences the First Phase of Pujols Grief
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Pujols’ Agent is a Horrible Person but Loves Hookers
Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day!
Cardinals Hire Mike Matheny As Manager, Rams Something Something
Head to Amazon For Your Texas Rangers 2011 Champions Book!
Tweet Commentary From the Cardinals World Champions Parade and Celebration
And the Best Post-World Series Photo is…
The Cardinals Won the 2011 World Series
Joe and Jack Buck and Their Respective Game Six Calls
A World Series Game Six Time Lapse
World Series Game 5: WTF Tony?!
Hey, How Did the Rams and the Cardinals Do in Dallas Yesterday?
Checking on the World Series Coverage
Holy Freaking Balls: The Cardinals Are in the World Series!
NLCS: Game 5
NLCS: Game 3
Summing Up the Weekend
Cardinals: NLCS Game 1
Cardinals: NLDS Game 5
Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again
Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs!
Quick, Everyone Get Back on the Cardinals Bandwagon
The Cardinals’ 2011 Season: Mission Accomplished!
Are the Cardinals Shipping Rasmus to the White Sox?
Pujols Returns!
St. Louis Reddit Puts on a Baseball Play
Cardinals Dominate Cincinnati’s “Most Disliked Sports Personalities”
Pujols Contract Season: Totally Going Just Like They Planned It!
Groupon Slings Cardinals Tickets on the Cheap
The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About
Macho Man Randy Savage: Cardinal Farmhand
Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game
Sam Mellinger Smells Like Poop and He Probably Rapes Bunnies
Not News: Stupid Cincinnati Radio Show Has Stupid Contest About LaRussa
Oh Theriot…That Was Not a Good Idea
Stupid Cardinal Player Nicknames: Our Best Chris Berman Imitation
Ryan Franklin Shaves Beard, Only Finds More Horribleness Underneath
Passed Out Pirates Fan Gets Face Queef
We Know the Reason For the Crappy Start of Franklin and Pujols
2011 Season, Game 5: Tony LaRussa Gets Mad at Reporters, Walks Out
The Kid That Taped The USC Students Banging on a Building is a Cardinals Fan
Busch Stadium Gives the Leftovers to Homeless People
Adam Wainwright’s Elbow Just Ruined the Whole Season
There’s Not a Lot to Say About Nick Punto
Cardinals Hire YouTube Star as Minor League Coach
St. Louis Loses a Sports Star From Every Major Team Today
Jim Edmonds Retired
Kyle Lohse Has a New Tattoo
STLToday’s Best Photo and Caption Combo Ever?
Cardinals Sign Jim Edmonds…Wait What?!
Brad Penny Was Totally Going to Pitch For the Cardinals in the Playoffs, but Well, You Know
Counting Down to Pujols’ New Contract Deadline
A Cardinals Winter Warm-Up Wrap-Up
Nobody Likes Ex-Cardinal Pitcher Brad Penny
Cardinals Finally Find a Sucker to Take Brendan Ryan Off Their Hands
The Cardinals Welcome Former Astro Lance Berkman
What Will Happen With Pujols?
Cardinals Prepare to Ship Out Shortstop Brendan Ryan
A Giant Knob: 2011 Cardinals Ticket Pricing to be “Dynamic”
Brad Penny is Sorry for Being a Dead-Beat Pitcher
St. Louis Cardinals are the Second-Best Real Estate on MLB Monopoly
U2 is Coming to Busch Stadium
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager
Cardinals 2010: It Was Over, but Now It’s Really Over
You Think It’s Tough Being a St. Louis Fan?
Cardinals Show Felipe Lopez the Door
Cardinals Catcher Jason LaRue Retires Because of Johnny Cueto
Saturday Kiss Cam Hangover: The Top 10 Kiss Cam Photoshops
Blake Hawksworth’s Sister Erin is Kinda Hot
The Cardinals Kiss Cam: Looking at Your Fat Ass Isn’t Any Better Than Two Dudes
Attention All! The Cardinals Changed Their Twitter Account Name!
The Cardinals Radio Broadcasts Go Back to KMOX
Craigslist: Anyone Seen the Cardinals Team We Had In April?
Cardinals Lose Again and Over-Share on Their Pre Game Bowel Movements
The NFL’s Best #28 and #29 Were Rams
Apparently People Don’t Like Dan McLaughlin
There is Already a Fake Dan McLaughlin Twitter Account
Who’s a Little Bitch Now Asshole?: 7 Notes for the Brandon Phillips Hangover
The Cardinals’ Skip Schumaker Gets No Respect
Brandon Phillips Calls Cardinals Little Bitches
The Reds Are the New Cardinals: Jim Edmonds Acquired by Reds
Jesus Dude. Damn! Come on Cardinals.
Cards Trade Ludwick: Everyone’s Pissed but Jake Westbrook
Stadium Health Inspection Report: The St. Louis Blues Are Really Clean
Stan Musial Makes Sports Illustrated Cover
As the Cardinals Play the Cubs, Lets Take a Look on Their Fans
The Cincinnati Red’s Transformation to the 2004 Cardinals is Nearly Complete
Some Dumbass Church Will Be on a St. Louis Hate Speech Tour This Weekend
Can Former Cardinal Mike Matheny Crash At Your Place?
Matt Holliday Doesn’t Get Out of First Round, but Nets Longest Jack
The Cardinals Are Horrible
Links: The World At Large, Filtered Down and Delivered. Please Tip.
Hey Aaron Miles! Got Any More Suck We Need to Carry In? Oh, Jeff Suppan’s Bringing the Rest? Great.
The Cardinals Career Fair: Free With Ticket Purchase!
Don’t Worry About Pujols Becoming a Cub
Aaron Miles Isn’t Good at Baseball
Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Wanna Book Ray Lankford? It’s Gonna Cost You $5,000
Tony LaRussa is Going to Be on Whatever the Hell “Housecat Housecall” is
Pearl Jam Knows How to Work a St. Louis Audience
Who Has Two Thumbs and Can Get on Jim Rome’s Show Whenever He Wants? Joe Mather
Major League Baseball Muffles Cards Beat Writer Leach on Twitter
With LaRussa Clearly in Charge, the Cardinals Bring Back Aaron Miles
Brad Penny Has a Perfectly Square Head
Glenn Close Throws out First Pitch
Cardinals Played a Lot of Baseball Saturday Night
Found on Opening Day: The Greatest Shirsey Ever!
Who Says Opening Day isn’t Sexy?!
Top 5 Best and Worst Cardinals 2010 Promotions
Cardinals on Pace for 162 Wins!
Play Like a Cardinal Commercials 2k10
Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?
St. Louis Anagrams: Spring Training Edition
Bryan Burwell Wants to Remind You That You Are Horrible People
Google Isn’t Kind to Tony and Albert
Your World Champion 1926 Cardinals!
Matt Holliday Tweets
Casey Mulligan Might Make it to the Show This Summer!
Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL
Former Cardinals Farmhand Stubby Clapp Carries Olympic Torch
Rick Ankiel Calls Super-Agent Scott Boras
McGwire to Everyone: “Oh THOSE Steroids! Yeah, I Took Those. Sorry.”
Matt Holliday’s Wife: Not Bad.
Matt Holiday Signs: $17 Million a Year Seems Like a Lot For a Guy That Can’t Catch
Pujols is the MVP of the Decade
Birds of a Feather, Pose for Douchey Photos?
Photoshopping St. Louis: The Cardinals’ Favorite Hangout
Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge
Ballpark Village to Stay Equivalent of High School Parking Lot
When You Account for the Season, the Cardinals Aren’t All That Cheap
Brain Dump on Things Too Short to Be a Post
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him
Would Yadi Molina Skip an Autograph Event?
There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?
Twitter Responds to the Cardinals Early Playoff Exit
F*ck You Dodger Fans
Cardinal Playoff Beards: NLDS
Oh Holliday…
The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!
Blind Item: Infidelity and Baseball Played in the Snow?
We Want A New Cheesy Cardinals Promo!
Cardinals Willing to Make a Deal For Postseason Tickets
More on Dave Duncan’s Sandy Vagina
We Hate to Say it but Dave Duncan is Pretty Much a Pussy
The Cards Come to Terms With Their #1 Pick
People Really Don’t Like KSDK’s Cardinal Games
Well So Much for All That Rolen Drama
Yadi Gets the ESPN Magazine Cover
A Holliday Weekend in St. Louis
Cardinals + Creed + Awesome Effect = Videogasm
Chris Duncan: A Retrospective
Has Chris Duncan Been Traded? Yes! (Updated x 4)
Cardinals Fans Boo Cub Player, Everyone at Home Loses Their Mind
What the Hell is Vince Coleman Doing?
Tony LaRussa Bows to the Mighty Will of Twitter
ESPN Says the Rams Are the Worst Value In All of Sports
Post Dispatch Sports Finds Twitter
Zt. Louis II: The Adventure of Links
Pfft Canada: Their Headlines are Just as Bad as the UK’s
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Mayor Slay Proves He’s Horrible at Sports Betting
The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5
The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever
5 Reasons Why the Nationals’ Bryce Harper is a Douche
Congrats Cardinals For Being “Wildcard” Champs (or whatever)
Skip Schumaker Loses Butt Virginity On National TV
Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos
Lance Berkman Eyes Return to Cardinals and the Creepiest Baseball Pose Ever
The World’s Stupidest Tattoo Features 2011 World Series
The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis
The Tampa Bay Rays’ Luke Scott Sounds Like a Smart Guy
Hey Kids, Who Wants To Bounce Around in the Big Cardinal’s Crotch?!
Tweet Commentary From the Cardinals World Champions Parade and Celebration
The Cardinals Won the 2011 World Series
A World Series Game Six Time Lapse
World Series Game 5: WTF Tony?!
Checking on the World Series Coverage
Holy Freaking Balls: The Cardinals Are in the World Series!
NLCS: Game 3
Cardinals: NLCS Game 1
Cardinals: NLDS Game 5
Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs!
Quick, Everyone Get Back on the Cardinals Bandwagon
Are the Cardinals Shipping Rasmus to the White Sox?
Pujols Returns!
St. Louis Reddit Puts on a Baseball Play
Pujols Contract Season: Totally Going Just Like They Planned It!
Groupon Slings Cardinals Tickets on the Cheap
The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About
Macho Man Randy Savage: Cardinal Farmhand
Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game
Sam Mellinger Smells Like Poop and He Probably Rapes Bunnies
Not News: Stupid Cincinnati Radio Show Has Stupid Contest About LaRussa
Ryan Franklin Shaves Beard, Only Finds More Horribleness Underneath
We Know the Reason For the Crappy Start of Franklin and Pujols
Jim Edmonds Retired
Kyle Lohse Has a New Tattoo
Cardinals Sign Jim Edmonds…Wait What?!
Brad Penny Was Totally Going to Pitch For the Cardinals in the Playoffs, but Well, You Know
The Cardinals Welcome Former Astro Lance Berkman
What Will Happen With Pujols?
Cardinals Prepare to Ship Out Shortstop Brendan Ryan
Pujols Gets 2MVP (2nd Most Valuable Player) Award for 2010 Season
A Giant Knob: 2011 Cardinals Ticket Pricing to be “Dynamic”
Brad Penny is Sorry for Being a Dead-Beat Pitcher
St. Louis Cardinals are the Second-Best Real Estate on MLB Monopoly
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager
Cardinals 2010: It Was Over, but Now It’s Really Over
Cardinals Show Felipe Lopez the Door
Craigslist: Anyone Seen the Cardinals Team We Had In April?
Pfffft. You Don’t Mean That Johnny Damon!
Brandon Phillips Calls Cardinals Little Bitches
The Reds Are the New Cardinals: Jim Edmonds Acquired by Reds
Jesus Dude. Damn! Come on Cardinals.
Cubs Epic Suckiness Finally Forces Lou Piniella to Retire
The Reds’ First Baseman Joey Votto Hates the Cubs
Matt Holliday Doesn’t Get Out of First Round, but Nets Longest Jack
The Cardinals Are Horrible
Kansas City: Oh So Now You Have to Have a All-Star Game Too?
Hey Aaron Miles! Got Any More Suck We Need to Carry In? Oh, Jeff Suppan’s Bringing the Rest? Great.
Don’t Worry About Pujols Becoming a Cub
Aaron Miles Isn’t Good at Baseball
Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Wanna Book Ray Lankford? It’s Gonna Cost You $5,000
Tony LaRussa is Going to Be on Whatever the Hell “Housecat Housecall” is
Did Cubs’ 2B Jeff Baker Light His Farts and Burn His Ass?
Who Has Two Thumbs and Can Get on Jim Rome’s Show Whenever He Wants? Joe Mather
Major League Baseball Muffles Cards Beat Writer Leach on Twitter
With LaRussa Clearly in Charge, the Cardinals Bring Back Aaron Miles
Even the President Takes Shots at the Cubs
Brad Penny Has a Perfectly Square Head
Glenn Close Throws out First Pitch
Cardinals Played a Lot of Baseball Saturday Night
Barry Bonds is Proud of Mark McGwire
Top 5 Best and Worst Cardinals 2010 Promotions
Cardinals on Pace for 162 Wins!
Play Like a Cardinal Commercials 2k10
Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?
Cardinals Have Internal Discussions About Trading Brendan Ryan for Alex Rodriguez
Phillies Want to Trade Ryan Howard for Pujols
St. Louis Anagrams: Spring Training Edition
More State Senators Running Wild: McKenna Hates Mark McGwire
Wentzville Product Ross Detwiler Out for 3 Months
Matt Holliday Tweets
Brad Penny’s Girlfriend is Straight Bangin’ Yo
Wheaties Fuel Box Features Pujols
Former Cardinals Farmhand Stubby Clapp Carries Olympic Torch
You Won’t Miss Rick Ankiel, He’ll Be Back Every June as a Royal
Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?!
Rick Ankiel Calls Super-Agent Scott Boras
McGwire to Everyone: “Oh THOSE Steroids! Yeah, I Took Those. Sorry.”
Matt Holliday’s Wife: Not Bad.
Matt Holiday Signs: $17 Million a Year Seems Like a Lot For a Guy That Can’t Catch
Pujols is the MVP of the Decade
No, No One Knows Who David Freese Is
Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge
Shocker: Pujols Wins 3rd MVP
Carpenter’s Waxes Poetic About Wainwright
When You Account for the Season, the Cardinals Aren’t All That Cheap
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him
Would Yadi Molina Skip an Autograph Event?
There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?
Twitter Responds to the Cardinals Early Playoff Exit
F*ck You Dodger Fans
Oh Holliday…
The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!
More on Dave Duncan’s Sandy Vagina
We Hate to Say it but Dave Duncan is Pretty Much a Pussy
The Cards Come to Terms With Their #1 Pick
Its August, the Cubs Fans Are Starting to Get Restless (and Drunk)
Well So Much for All That Rolen Drama
Yadi Gets the ESPN Magazine Cover
Mark Buehrle Does the Letterman Top 10
A Holliday Weekend in St. Louis
Chris Duncan: A Retrospective
Has Chris Duncan Been Traded? Yes! (Updated x 4)
Pujols Hates the Riverfront Times
Apparently Musial is Overlooked in St. Louis Too
All Star 2009: The Obama First Pitch
No Matter How Many Animals You’ve Tortured, You Still Love Pujols
If You Actually Got a Ticket to the All Star Game, Don’t Bring Anything
We Don’t Get Fox’s All-Star Game Commercial
Legends and Celebrity Softball Game Rosters Announced
The Cancer Project Says Hot Dogs Cause Cancer, Tasty Tasty Cancer
Cy Young Pitcher Enjoys a Little Fast Eddie’s Before Spring Training
The Cubs Suck: Snow Version
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Crazy Wright City Man Fake Booby Traps His Truck, Ends Up in Real Jail
The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis
A Crazy Fight Went Down at Meramec Community College
Guy Rescues Kitties From Dumpster Bag
Guy Claims He Was Car Jacked on Highway K, Police Immediately Call Him a Liar
Wildwood Man Gets Caught Using Fake Dick to Pass Drug Test
The St. Charles Sugar Plum Fairy is a Dirty Girl and Got Fired
Lady Shoots Little Girl in the Back With BB Gun Because Shut Up! You Want Some Too?!
St. Louis Kids Love New Game: Choking Themselves
KSDK: Local Costume Shop Runs Out of Rally Squirrel Costumes They Never Had
Crazy Guy Claims the Arch Can Control the Weather
The Jersey School District Hates Colored Hair, Might Be Pro-Cancer
High School Summer Camp “Pranked” With Pot Brownies
Kirkwood Lady Thinks Spending Nearly A Thousand Dollars on a Banner Made a Difference
Collinsville Police Chief Takes Stand Against Pants Sagging Law
St. Charles County Home to World’s Best Mom
Trucker Spills Acid in Two Towns Along I-44
Breaking Down Hillsboro’s Sexy Garage Burglary
St. Charles Man Exposes Himself at Pool Twice This Month
Southwest Airlines Pilot on Flight Attendants: “…just a continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes”
Fulton Tornado Alarm Snoozed For One Full Day
Whoops: St. Charles Releases Wrong Guy From Jail
Off-Duty Cop Shoots Himself at Imo’s
It’s Raining Homeless Children in St. Louis
Illinois Drunk Drivers Deliver Themselves to the Police Department
Worse Than Us: Detroit Can’t Read
Score One For Dierbergs: Man Runs Over People in Schnucks Parking Lot
Two of the Worst People Ever Escape From St. Louis Jail
State Auditor: University City is Run By Morons
Southeast Missouri Sheriff Deputy Shoots “Dangerous” Chihuahua
Oh Sure, Blame the Fake Pot Now
Take That First Baptist Church of St. Peters!
St. Louis Cop Claims Responsibility for Leaked Crime Scene Photo
Kirkwood Middle School Doesn’t Like Hell…or Jesus…Maybe Both
Belleville Mom Takes a Stab at Mother of the Year
The City’s New Revenue Plan: Phantom No Parking Signs
Missouri Man Dies During Gun Safety Class
The Park Hills Subway Wasn’t the Most Friendly Place to Be Saturday
Woman Who Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant, Gives Birth. New Baby Immediately the Smartest in the Family.
This is Probably Why Security Guards Just Carry Flashlights
Some People Really Want Free Chick-Fil-A
A Homeless Guy Walking Down 270 Finally Got a Mail Delivery
Town and Country Alderman is a Horrible Liar
Woman Attempts to Hire Hitman to Kill Husband
Nativity Scene Stolen from Hope Lutheran School
Mizzou Freshman Fell Out of His Dorm
The Timberland High School School Board is Still Retarded
Love Lost and Found in St. Louis
Dumbass Electrocuted While Trying to Steal Copper Wire
James Clinton is Scared, Shirtless, Drunk and Has the Right to Remain Sexy!
Rappin’ Ex-Cop Got Shot For All the Wrong Reasons
The American Ninja Lives in St. Charles. Please Don’t Touch His Wood.
Jerry Berger Still Has That Writer’s Touch
Pfffft. You Don’t Mean That Johnny Damon!
Awesome Baboon Hoax Dropped on St. Louis Yesterday
Missouri Funeral Protests are Legal Again
Elsewhere: Guy Plans to Eat His Disobedient Cat
Facebook: Foiling Morons’ School Shooting Plans Since 2010
Who’s a Little Bitch Now Asshole?: 7 Notes for the Brandon Phillips Hangover
Mugshots: Our Very Own Snookie!
Brandon Phillips Calls Cardinals Little Bitches
Don’t Hate the Craigslist Player, Hate the Craigslist Game
Remember to Wash Your 7-Year-Olds Only on the Delicate Cycle
Photo: Bigots Picketing Lady Gaga at Scottrade Center
Dog the Bounty Hunter Would Never Mace Your Balls Like These Guys
Dear Punching Kitty: You’re Going to Hell
Maybe Girls Just Don’t Like Retards…
Morons in the Humidity: A Busch Stadium Safari
Stupid Parents Are Apparently Also Deep Sleepers
State Representative Cynthia Davis and Her Funny Farm
Dumbass Guy That Thinks Craigslist Works to Get Chicks Gives Guys Tips on Grammar
Old Guy Makes Hostage Threat After Running Out of Other Non-Jailable Ideas
St. Louis Has the Worst Casino Crimes
If You Can Kick a Ball, You Can Get Kicked Out of Tower Grove Park
Mizzou Racists Charged for Littering
That’s Enough, American Mustache Institute
Those Flyer People in the Loop Can Go Straight to Hell
Police Confused as to Why Stupid Prisoner Hanged Herself
RFT Writer Gets Sucker Punched in the Loop
Stripper Accused of Being Bad Parent, Replies With Only “I Know. I’m a Stripper”
Unfunny Racial Joke Ruffles Feathers at Mizzou
The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Bomb Scare at the Buffalo Wild Wings
Some Douche Bag Psycho Church Hates Lebanon, Missouri
If You Never Got Your Package of Coke, Its at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office
Video: Rams Fans Eating Turf at Last Game of Season
Check Out These Lovely Martin Luther King Jr Day Lights!
We Feel Bad for the One Guy that Was Apparently Surprised by the Mark McGwire News
Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Woman Killed While Trying to Cross I-70
Incognito Delivers Parting Shot to St. Louis
Whoops! Registered Sex Offender Working For Kirkwood School District
If You Used a Valet at the Hyatt, Your Car is Famous!
No, No One Knows Who David Freese Is
Highway 40 is Still Just a Road Right?
Hunter Has Internet but Bad Aim, Takes Credit For Drowning Deer
Old Guy Gets Fake High School Diploma Because at this Point, Why Not?
City Workers Throw Away Homeless Guy’s Heart Meds
Stupid Canadian Wanted to Get Shot Down, Instead Lands in Missouri
The Dirty Uncovers One of St. Louis’ Finest Parents
More “Who Cares?” News From KSDK’s Leisa Zigman: Wedding Day Flub
F*ck You Dodger Fans
Mizzou Forgets How Cell Phones Work
The First Rule of Gun Safety is Do Not Talk About Gun Safety
Thats What You Get For Having Arkansas Spell Stuff For You
Sedalia, Missouri’s School District is Run By Spineless Morons
How To Endear Yourself to Coworkers: Fake Cancer
KSDK.com is the Internet Version of Those Clipboard Ladies in the Mall
Stay Classy St. Louis: Health Care Fighting
No Shoes, No Service…Babies Included!
St. Charles County Ambulance Board Members Know How to Party
Rants and Raves: Hey Douche
Crazy Looking White Guy Does Crazy Stuff on the Phone
The Cancer Project Says Hot Dogs Cause Cancer, Tasty Tasty Cancer
Beauty is in the Eye of the Crazy Letter-Writing Beholder
Post Dispatch Uncovers Towing Scandal During Mardi Gras
Another Moron Crashes in to Someone’s House
Craigslist: In South County Treadmill Means Oven
CraigsList: This One’s Not About Love
Carol Thinks the Post Dispatch Jumped the Shark, and SuperDave Concurs
STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand
Pfft Canada: Their Headlines are Just as Bad as the UK’s
Spend a Night 21 Days Ago With A Playmate From STLToday.com!
Time Online Get It Sooo Close on Their Cardinals to Super Bowl Headline
Are Parking Meters Breaking Down the Fabric of Representative Democracy?
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Spilled Chicken Parts Cause Traffic on Interstate 70
Now’s Your Chance to Buy That Homemade Submarine You’ve Always Wanted
The Internet Says St. Louis Has a PR Problem
The Cardinals Couldn’t Even Get a Hit With a 100 Pound Metal Plate
Man Fights Ballwin For His Right to Flip Off Bad Drivers
Squirrel Takes Out Power to Two Thousand Granite City Residents
Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game
Chicken Parts Spread Across Highway 40 From Mystery Truck
St. Louis Craigslist User Wants You to Help Make Cannabis…Uh…Man I’m Hungry?
Don’t Worry Folks, the Vindicator Will Save Us
Drunken St. Louis Lipdub: Bohemian Rhapsody
Random Bones Found Near Lambert Airport
Dos and Don’ts For Your Mardi Gras Weekend
The United States of Shame Featuring Your Poor Ass
St. Louis Girl Scouts Changing Cookie Names
St. Louis Makes its Android Debut with “Uprising: St. Louis”
Stop Putting the Arch in Your Logo
North City Home Catches Fire Twice in One Night
WTF: Shirtless Smoking of a St Louis Rey Cigar
Jim Edmonds 15 Steakhouse Learns What a Difference a Letter Can Make
South County Library Displays Creepy Collection of Someone Else’s Dead Royalty
UMSL Locks Down Campus Because of a Professor That Still Likes His Job
Random Kitty Stuff: Fainting Kittens
Webster University Has a Parking Issue
Suburban Journals Columnist Says St. Louis County Has Bad Teeth?!
NBC Nightly News Takes Political Poll at Woofies?!
Taste the Rainbow and Then Stab a Guy
Get All the Hipster You Can Stand at the MetroLink Prom
I-70 Accident Triggers Twitter’s Shark Jumping Event
I Call That My “Putter”: Molester Apartment Putt Putt Course Adjacent
Brentwood Man Found in Car 7 Hours After Wreck
6 Pretty Much Worthless Ebay-ed St. Louis Items
That Monkey Has a Lady on Its Ass!
We Prove That Being on Priceline’s Top Labor Day Destinations List is Actually Bad
The Ladue News Accused of Removing Submissions for Most Dynamic List
St. Louis Kid #1 Ranked Pokemon Player in the World
Family Week Looks Like the Worst Place to Take a Kid Ever
St. Louisan Makes the Very First Ford Escort Truck
St. Louis is Manly
Those Dirt Cheap Ads Have Cost at Total of $9.2 Million!
When You Gotta Go in Midtown, Do It at The Fountain on Locust
The 10 Best “Texts From Last Night” From the 314
St. Louis Has Underground Explosions Now
Woah! Be Cool STLToday. No One Needs to Get Hurt Today.
Whoops!: STLToday Has the Best Ads
Blind Item: Old Man and the Sea…of Urine…in a Parking Lot
Three Chicks Got Hit By Lightning
Awesome Story From the Past: Randi Naughton and Her Breasts Hate Ricky Lamming
Goodbye Penis…Please Crawl Back Out At Some Point
You Know Those St. Louis Summers…
At Punching Kitty HQ: A White Castle Candle
Really? KSDK’s Art Holliday Has a Fan Club
Ninjas Roam Town & Country
Look Out Behind You! We Have Con-tamination 2010 Photos
This is the Greatest Jheri Curl Commercial Ever
Ladue Has a Yacht Club? On Facebook They Do.
She Must Have Really Wanted a Snow Cone
St. Louis Waits for the iPad
St. Louis Dudes Have the 10th Biggest Wangs in America
St. Louis is the 21st Craziest City
St. Louis Anagrams
St. Louis Has a Yo-Yo Expert
Craigslist: A Love Connection at the New Moon Showing
Google Releases St. Louis’ Most Searched Terms
Come Buy Some Random Crap From St. Charles This Weekend!
Trees Get Cold Too…I Guess
Kansas City Judge Strokes His Gavel During Divorce Court
Dairy Queen’s Reefer Bash 2: The Electric Boogaloo
Those Whatever-They-Are Things on 44 Are Coming Down
When the Fur Flies in St. Louis, Gabe Hartwig Takes a Photo
Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat
Update: McDonald’s is Not to be Messed With
Attention St. Louis! Cakelady is Ruining Our Rants and Raves Section!
Get Your Geek on With the Arch Reactor Crew
Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol
Schnucks Door Fail
St. Louis Rants and Raves: The Pulse of a City
Missed Connections: You Are My Black Sarah Palin
Missed Connections: iLove You Apple Store Girl
Missed Connections: Get Your Nerd Freak On!
St. Louis is 10th Most Miserable City
Random: Kittens Inspired by Kittens
So Much For Not Getting the Gremlins Wet: Lake St. Louis’ Polar Bear Plunge
Ladies Night on St. Louis Craigslist
The 2009 U.S. Chess Championship Comes to Saint Louis
Saint Louis, The Heartland of… Health?
STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand
The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On
Byroncrawford.com Takes You on a Stroll Through the Adult Entertainment Expo
To the Chick Going Down on Some Dude in Eureka…
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The Rams’ Danny Amendola Hates Old Rams Ushers
Tailgate32 Visits St. Louis
Cool Story Bro: Miss Missouri Thinks the Rams Won’t Suck
Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow Worship the Nike Devil According to Crazy Guy on Internet
The Rams New Draft Choice Michael Brockers is Already a Big Shot
Sam Bradford is Dating Karlie Kloss
St. Louis’ Sports Jesus Says Denver’s Sports Jesus Should Stop Talking About Regular Jesus So Much
Cardinals Hire Mike Matheny As Manager, Rams Something Something
And the Best Post-World Series Photo is…
Hey, How Did the Rams and the Cardinals Do in Dallas Yesterday?
The Rams Still Aren’t Very Good At Scoring More Points Than Their Opposing Team in the Time Allotted
We Fill Out The Last 5 “Ram Rules”
Steven Jackson Dances With Jabb Awoc Keez
Rams Scout Showed Penis to Cop While at the NFL Combine
St. Louis Loses a Sports Star From Every Major Team Today
Rams Hire Josh McDaniels as Offensive Coordinator Who Gets Immediately Wiki-libeled
Rams’ Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Fires Todd Hewitt and Sounds Like a Dick
Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck
Drug Deals in the Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot Always End Badly
Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive
Kyle Turley’s Evil Drummer Scared Us at the Old Rock House
Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. St. Louis on Suicide Watch
Kurt Warner Turns Judas to Rams Fan Acolytes
Broncos Let Rams Have Win Because They Played One Hell of a First Half
Rams Lose in Overtime to Crappy 49ers
Woah! Calm Down Rams Fans!
The Rams’ Steven Jackson Gets Animated For Nickelodeon
Could Bad Boy Randy Moss Be a Ram Today?
Rams Beat Chargers to Even Record
Rams Kicker Josh Brown Gets Cameo in Jackass 3D
The Lions Pounced on the Rams and Ate Their Face
The Rams Won Again. Everyone Just Be Cool.
You Think It’s Tough Being a St. Louis Fan?
The Rams Beat the Redskins!
Bradford Loses His First Game, but the Internet Doesn’t Care
Ravens Linebacker Gets Chewed for Taunting Rams
What Ever Happened to Eric Crouch?
The NFL’s Best #28 and #29 Were Rams
Stan Kroenke Looks Like the New Rams Owner
Kroenke Tries Putting the Rams on Layaway
Sam Bradford is Rich Biatch!
KSDK Hitches It’s Wagon to the Worst Football Team in NFL (Rams)
Stadium Health Inspection Report: The St. Louis Blues Are Really Clean
Rams and Terrell Owens: Getting Desperate Already?
Five Better Names for the Rams Mascot
Maybe the Rams Should Just Tell Isaac Bruce to Not Retire Right Now
Mardy Gilyard Got Robbed
Welcome to St. Louis Sam Bradford
Stan Kroenke Was All Like POW and Khan Was All Like WHAT?! Over Last Minute Rams Bid
We Help the Rams Pick Next Season’s Slogan
It’s Time You Got To Know Sam Bradford
South Park Weighs in On the Ram’s Signing of Quarterback A.J. Feeley
Marshall Faulk Should Be In Charge of the Rams
Globe Democrat Steps in it Again: Howard Balzer Jumps the Gun
The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Bernie vs Fox 2 and the Globe Democrat
Rams Backup QB Kyle Boller Married That Pretty Moron
Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL
Video: Rams Fans Eating Turf at Last Game of Season
Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Rams Take First Place in Losing
Photoshopping St. Louis: The Rams’ Problem Child
Incognito Delivers Parting Shot to St. Louis
The Rams Release Problem Child Richie Incognito
Would You Want Mike Martz to Come Back to the Rams?
Mayor Slay Institutes Draft to Restock Rams Roster
Richie Incognito Visits a Blood Drive
The Rams Win the Slap Fight Between the Two NFL Sissies
101 ESPN’s Randy Karraker to Buy Rams?
The Rams Traded Someone
Shut the Hell Up About Rush Limbaugh!
God the Rams are Freaking Horrible
The Rams Continue the Suckfest
Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries
Rams Still Suck
Think Again If You Want Steve Jackson to Tweet After Games
How’s Rams Camp Going? Lets Ask Steven Jackson
Is the Mayor Starting a Rams Riot?
ESPN Says the Rams Are the Worst Value In All of Sports
St. Louis Loves Kurt Warner
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The Morning After the Cardinals Crushed the Nationals in Game 5
The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever
Congrats Cardinals For Being “Wildcard” Champs (or whatever)
World Series Game 5: WTF Tony?!
NLCS: Game 5
NLCS: Game 3
Cardinals: NLCS Game 1
Cardinals: NLDS Game 5
Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs!
Quick, Everyone Get Back on the Cardinals Bandwagon
Jim Edmonds Retired
Kyle Lohse Has a New Tattoo
Cardinals Sign Jim Edmonds…Wait What?!
Brad Penny Was Totally Going to Pitch For the Cardinals in the Playoffs, but Well, You Know
The Cardinals Welcome Former Astro Lance Berkman
What Will Happen With Pujols?
Cardinals Prepare to Ship Out Shortstop Brendan Ryan
Pujols Gets 2MVP (2nd Most Valuable Player) Award for 2010 Season
Brad Penny is Sorry for Being a Dead-Beat Pitcher
St. Louis Cardinals are the Second-Best Real Estate on MLB Monopoly
Cardinals 2010: It Was Over, but Now It’s Really Over
Cardinals Show Felipe Lopez the Door
Craigslist: Anyone Seen the Cardinals Team We Had In April?
The Reds Are the New Cardinals: Jim Edmonds Acquired by Reds
Jesus Dude. Damn! Come on Cardinals.
Cards Trade Ludwick: Everyone’s Pissed but Jake Westbrook
Cubs Epic Suckiness Finally Forces Lou Piniella to Retire
The Cincinnati Red’s Transformation to the 2004 Cardinals is Nearly Complete
The Reds’ First Baseman Joey Votto Hates the Cubs
Matt Holliday Doesn’t Get Out of First Round, but Nets Longest Jack
The Cardinals Are Horrible
Kansas City: Oh So Now You Have to Have a All-Star Game Too?
Hey Aaron Miles! Got Any More Suck We Need to Carry In? Oh, Jeff Suppan’s Bringing the Rest? Great.
Don’t Worry About Pujols Becoming a Cub
Aaron Miles Isn’t Good at Baseball
Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Wanna Book Ray Lankford? It’s Gonna Cost You $5,000
Major League Baseball Muffles Cards Beat Writer Leach on Twitter
With LaRussa Clearly in Charge, the Cardinals Bring Back Aaron Miles
Cardinals Played a Lot of Baseball Saturday Night
Found on Opening Day: The Greatest Shirsey Ever!
Top 5 Best and Worst Cardinals 2010 Promotions
Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?
Cardinals Have Internal Discussions About Trading Brendan Ryan for Alex Rodriguez
Phillies Want to Trade Ryan Howard for Pujols
More State Senators Running Wild: McKenna Hates Mark McGwire
Wentzville Product Ross Detwiler Out for 3 Months
Matt Holliday Tweets
Casey Mulligan Might Make it to the Show This Summer!
Brad Penny’s Girlfriend is Straight Bangin’ Yo
Wheaties Fuel Box Features Pujols
You Won’t Miss Rick Ankiel, He’ll Be Back Every June as a Royal
Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?!
Rick Ankiel Calls Super-Agent Scott Boras
McGwire to Everyone: “Oh THOSE Steroids! Yeah, I Took Those. Sorry.”
Matt Holiday Signs: $17 Million a Year Seems Like a Lot For a Guy That Can’t Catch
Pujols is the MVP of the Decade
Shocker: Pujols Wins 3rd MVP
Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is
The Cards Come to Terms With Their #1 Pick
A Holliday Weekend in St. Louis
Pujols Hates the Riverfront Times
All Star 2009: The Obama First Pitch
If You Actually Got a Ticket to the All Star Game, Don’t Bring Anything
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The Fort Zumwalt East Junior Varsity Football Team Needs to Take a Moment and Think About What They Did
Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are Horrible People (Updated)
Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow Worship the Nike Devil According to Crazy Guy on Internet
St. Louis Gets Lingerie Football Team
The Rams New Draft Choice Michael Brockers is Already a Big Shot
The Rams Still Aren’t Very Good At Scoring More Points Than Their Opposing Team in the Time Allotted
We Fill Out The Last 5 “Ram Rules”
Rams’ Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Fires Todd Hewitt and Sounds Like a Dick
Mizzou Quarterback Blaine Gabbert Leaves for NFL
Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck
Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive
Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. St. Louis on Suicide Watch
Kurt Warner Turns Judas to Rams Fan Acolytes
Rams Lose in Overtime to Crappy 49ers
Could Bad Boy Randy Moss Be a Ram Today?
Mizzou Beats Oklahoma, Sam Bradford Loses Bet
Rams Beat Chargers to Even Record
The Lions Pounced on the Rams and Ate Their Face
The Rams Won Again. Everyone Just Be Cool.
The Rams Beat the Redskins!
Bradford Loses His First Game, but the Internet Doesn’t Care
Ravens Linebacker Gets Chewed for Taunting Rams
The NFL’s Best #28 and #29 Were Rams
Five Better Names for the Rams Mascot
Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry
Maybe the Rams Should Just Tell Isaac Bruce to Not Retire Right Now
Mayor Slay Gets in to the Sports Reporting Business
Inbev Makes Bud Light Official NFL Beer Sponsor
Science Proves That the Rams Made a Good Pick in the Fourth Round
Welcome to St. Louis Sam Bradford
It’s Time You Got To Know Sam Bradford
South Park Weighs in On the Ram’s Signing of Quarterback A.J. Feeley
Globe Democrat Steps in it Again: Howard Balzer Jumps the Gun
The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Bernie vs Fox 2 and the Globe Democrat
Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL
Kurt Warner Retires
Kurt Warner Gets Rocked, Should Remember Where He is Friday, then Promptly Retire
Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Incognito Delivers Parting Shot to St. Louis
The Bills are Really Happy to See Richie Incognito
Steven Jackson Loves Ernest Movies
The Rams Release Problem Child Richie Incognito
The Rams Traded Someone
Shut the Hell Up About Rush Limbaugh!
God the Rams are Freaking Horrible
The Rams Continue the Suckfest
Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries
Rams Still Suck
St. Louis Slam Win Championship: Way to Go Dudes!
How’s Rams Camp Going? Lets Ask Steven Jackson
Classic Steven Jackson: His 2002 College Crib
St. Louis’ Overbearing Christians Now Think Super Bowl Refs Hate Warner’s Faith
St. Louis Loves Kurt Warner
Time Online Get It Sooo Close on Their Cardinals to Super Bowl Headline
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Washington Wizards Bradley Beal Gets Twitter Threats For Being Pro-Cardinals
Cardinals Prospect Shelby Miller is Drunk, Stupid or Both
St. Louis Hates Jason Motte via Twitter…and Then Likes Him via Twitter
St. Louis City Prosecutor Loves the Spice Girls
KTVI, Fox 2, is Horrible at Twitter
Stop Shooting People in Their Faces You Assholes!
The 10 Best Horrible Things Retweeted by @BestFansStLouis
February 29th: An Extra Day in St. Louis is an Extra Day to Die!
Here’s Some Insane Tweets to Joe Buck After Sunday’s Football Game
St. Louis Puked a Lot Over New Years Eve…and Told Twitter About It
KTRS’ JC Corcoran Suspended 2 Weeks for Telling Pretty Much Everyone To Blow Themselves
Tweet Commentary From the Cardinals World Champions Parade and Celebration
Cardinals: NLDS Game 5
St. Louis Has Really Stupid Twitter Trends
Former Promoter Says Nelly Blew All His Money on Gambling, Steroids and Coke
That’s Probably Not Fog Around the Weather Man’s House
Steven Jackson’s Wild Super Bowl Limo Ride
Mayor Slay is Here to Help
Nobody Likes Ex-Cardinal Pitcher Brad Penny
Mayor Slay: Hey NFL, Have the Giants and Vikings Game in St. Louis! NFL: No.
Nelly Throws Everyone Under the “No One Bought My Album” Bus
Brad Penny is Sorry for Being a Dead-Beat Pitcher
No More Music Lyric Tweets!
I-70 Accident Triggers Twitter’s Shark Jumping Event
Attention All! The Cardinals Changed Their Twitter Account Name!
There is Already a Fake Dan McLaughlin Twitter Account
The Infamous Kings of Leon Pigeon Joins Twitter
Kurt Warner Tweets Like an 11 Year Old
Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry
KMOV Chases Storms and Annoys Twitter Followers
Major League Baseball Muffles Cards Beat Writer Leach on Twitter
Mayor Slay is Getting Bossy on Twitter
Updated: Listen to Mike on 550am @ 2:40
Matt Holliday Tweets
Jack Dorsey: First Twitter and Now Square!
Pearl Jam Holds an Impromptu Contest in St. Louis
So Basically, Every Street in St. Louis Sucks to Cross
Leisa Zigman’s Twitter Account Was Hacked…By a Hacker…Again
Twitter Responds to the Cardinals Early Playoff Exit
St. Louis’ Pi: The Fightingest Pizza Place on Twitter!
Fox 2’s John Pertzborn is a Twitter Spammer
Think Again If You Want Steve Jackson to Tweet After Games
Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Coming Home to Speak at Webster University
O’Fallon MO Police Join Twitter
How’s Rams Camp Going? Lets Ask Steven Jackson
Oh Crap, the Mayor is Reading
Dana Loesch to Twitter: “Why is Everybody Always Picking on Me?”
Twitter Love is Awesome
Leisa Zigman Doesn’t Quite Get Twitter
Tony LaRussa Bows to the Mighty Will of Twitter
Rex7 Responds to Stories About His Failed Tweetup Record
The “Largest” Tweetup Falls a Bit Short of Record
The St. Louis Twitter Scene Responds to President Obama
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5 On Your Side Has Full Blown Ads
KSDK Announces New “Dancing With the Stars” Cast, Just Uses Any Old Black Guy For DL Hughley
So Much Snow!
Once Again in the Absence of Anything to Talk About, Local News Points the Camera at Grass
KSDK Found Shorts For the Cardinal Game Streaker (Updated)
KSDK’s Julie Tristan Got Some Attention For Her David Freese “Interview”
KSDK Sports 2012 Looks Like the Worst Game Ever
KSDK Thinks It’s On Cable, Goes Pretty Much All News
OMG, KSDK’s Kay Quinn Was Hacked!
KSDK’s Ann Rubin Isn’t Fazed By Traffic Accidents
Whatcha Spanking There Ryan Dean?
That’s Probably Not Fog Around the Weather Man’s House
Some Old Fart Doesn’t Like Changing His Clock Twice a Year
There’s Not a Lot to Say About Nick Punto
Albert Pujols Invalidates Your Death
Rapper Pissed ESPN Used His Song No One’s Heard of on Their National Broadcast
Local News Confirms Their Weather Delusion to Gail Pennington
Slow News Day KSDK? Yeah, Us Too.
Local News Boner Alert: A New Year’s Eve State of Emergency
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU KSDK!
So, About That Whole KSDK Interview…
KSDK Reporter Toots Own Horn…We Hear You! Stop Now!
The KSDK Staff Takes a Look in to the Past…It’s Rough.
KSDK Exposes Minor’s Name in the Parkway Central Facebook Drama
KSDK Hitches It’s Wagon to the Worst Football Team in NFL (Rams)
You Know Those St. Louis Summers…
Kelly Jackson Returning to KSDK
Really? KSDK’s Art Holliday Has a Fan Club
Thieves Rip off Weather Man’s Car Outside of KSDK Office
Tammie Holland Couldn’t Think of Anything to Just Say
WIL’s Cornbread Flunked 5th Grade Social Studies
KSDK Weather Alert!
Are Some Schools Closing? I Can’t Tell.
News Chopper 5 Has Been Grounded
Fox 2 Sends Reporter to Haiti, Probably Can’t Pay to Bring Them Back
Google Releases St. Louis’ Most Searched Terms
KSDK’s Art Holliday Flips a Bitch at Work, Gets Sent Home
More “Who Cares?” News From KSDK’s Leisa Zigman: Wedding Day Flub
KSDK Determined to Count Each and Every Swine Flu Death
Slow News Day For St. Louis Outlets: Three Examples of Non-News
People Really Don’t Like KSDK’s Cardinal Games
KSDK.com is the Internet Version of Those Clipboard Ladies in the Mall
A Mass Exodus is Brewing at KSDK
Cordell Whitlock Drops KSDK Like its Hot
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
Deanne Lane Escapes Local News to Centene
Leisa Zigman Doesn’t Quite Get Twitter
Kay Quinn Tweets Through Her Furlough
Hey Look KSDK Has a Mogulus Account!
One Crazy Slow News Day: USA Today Reports Trains are On Time.
Fox 2 Redesigns Their Website to Match the Rest of the St. Louis’ Websites
First ClearChannel, and Now KSDK?
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Tailgate32 Visits St. Louis
Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow Worship the Nike Devil According to Crazy Guy on Internet
STLToday Facebook Poll Reveals the NFL Draft Makes Your Dick Hurt
The Rams New Draft Choice Michael Brockers is Already a Big Shot
Here’s Some Insane Tweets to Joe Buck After Sunday’s Football Game
The Rams Still Aren’t Very Good At Scoring More Points Than Their Opposing Team in the Time Allotted
Steven Jackson Dances With Jabb Awoc Keez
NFL Running Back Laurence Maroney Arrested on Weapons Charges
Rams’ Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Fires Todd Hewitt and Sounds Like a Dick
Mizzou Quarterback Blaine Gabbert Leaves for NFL
Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck
Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive
Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. St. Louis on Suicide Watch
Mayor Slay: Hey NFL, Have the Giants and Vikings Game in St. Louis! NFL: No.
Broncos Let Rams Have Win Because They Played One Hell of a First Half
Rams Lose in Overtime to Crappy 49ers
The Rams’ Steven Jackson Gets Animated For Nickelodeon
Could Bad Boy Randy Moss Be a Ram Today?
Rams Beat Chargers to Even Record
The Lions Pounced on the Rams and Ate Their Face
The Rams Won Again. Everyone Just Be Cool.
The Rams Beat the Redskins!
Bradford Loses His First Game, but the Internet Doesn’t Care
Ravens Linebacker Gets Chewed for Taunting Rams
The NFL’s Best #28 and #29 Were Rams
Stan Kroenke Looks Like the New Rams Owner
Sam Bradford is Rich Biatch!
Kurt Warner Tweets Like an 11 Year Old
Maybe the Rams Should Just Tell Isaac Bruce to Not Retire Right Now
Inbev Makes Bud Light Official NFL Beer Sponsor
Welcome to St. Louis Sam Bradford
Stan Kroenke Was All Like POW and Khan Was All Like WHAT?! Over Last Minute Rams Bid
We Help the Rams Pick Next Season’s Slogan
South Park Weighs in On the Ram’s Signing of Quarterback A.J. Feeley
Marshall Faulk Should Be In Charge of the Rams
Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL
Kurt Warner Retires
Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend!
Kurt Warner Gets Rocked, Should Remember Where He is Friday, then Promptly Retire
Video: Rams Fans Eating Turf at Last Game of Season
Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Rams Take First Place in Losing
Photoshopping St. Louis: The Rams’ Problem Child
Incognito Delivers Parting Shot to St. Louis
The Bills are Really Happy to See Richie Incognito
Steven Jackson Loves Ernest Movies
The Rams Release Problem Child Richie Incognito
Mayor Slay Institutes Draft to Restock Rams Roster
The Rams Win the Slap Fight Between the Two NFL Sissies
The Rams Traded Someone
Think Again If You Want Steve Jackson to Tweet After Games
How’s Rams Camp Going? Lets Ask Steven Jackson
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Mardi Gras Was a Blast
David Lee Sperry Shot a Guy and then Lit Him on Fire
That Must Have Been One Really Bad Hair Cut
Some Guy in High Ridge Brandon Lee’d His Friend
Guy Gets Shot After Offering to be the Designated Driver
Guy Shoots Himself in the Leg During Traffic Stop
St. Louis Drug Dealers Are Horrible Salesmen
New in St. Louis: People Getting Shot For NOT Buying Drugs
Some Guy Got Shot in the Face While Leaving His Apartment
Tough Angry Biker Guy: 0; Old Man With Semi-Automatic Weapon: 1
Stop Shooting People in Their Faces You Assholes!
The Loop Hosted a Massive Fight and a Shooting Saturday Night
Wentzville Church Trivia Night Ends With Accidental Shooting
Flow Chart Friday: Should I Shoot That Guy Over There?
Man Shot in Groin, Probably Felt Less Funny Than It Sounds
Off-Duty Cop Shoots Himself at Imo’s
A North Side Story
Prentice Nash: Duck-Faced Killa
South St. Louis Gun Fight Ends With Suspect and US Marshal Dead
St. Louis: The Face Shootin’-est City This Side of the Mississippi!
Woman Shot at 10 Year-Old’s Birthday Party
Violent Crime Gets Slightly More Cordial
This is Probably Why Security Guards Just Carry Flashlights
Empty Bag of Weed Drives Imperial Man to Kill
Yet Another Way to Have Denny’s Kill You: Have the Police Shoot You in the Leg
17-year-old Charged with Opening Fire on Crowded Club
Another Guy Gets Shot in the Face
St. Louis Thugs Doing All They Can to Match 2009’s Death Toll
Guy Shoots Himself While Trying to Stop Car Thieves
Alleged Comic Book Guy Rapist Found Dead
St. Louis Optimizing Murders, Killing Each Other Right at Funeral Homes
Someone Else Gets Shot in the Ass: Betcha Can’t Steal Just One Bag of Potato Chips!
Don’t Put Down Your Gun When Robbing People
Why So Serious? Police Catch World’s Greatest Criminal Mind in East St. Louis
Man Drives in to House After Being Shot
Shooting Your Gun At City Hall Isn’t a Good Idea
Rappin’ Ex-Cop Got Shot For All the Wrong Reasons
Dude Buying CDs Gets Shot in the Face
Random Gunfire Moves to St. Charles County
Don’t F*ck With the Rally’s Drive Through
Wellston Needs a Batman Really Really Bad
You Can’t Even Eat Your Chinese Take Out Without Getting Shot in St. Louis…twice.
Is That a Gun in the Back of Your Car at Work or Are You Happy With Your Last Review?
Michael Moore of Kirkwood Hates You Unless You Died in a War
Police Investigating Dude Found Shot in the Street
St. Louis Police Accidentally Catch Thieves and Manage Not to Shoot Any of Them
Dude Got Shot in the Ass in North St. Louis
Kid Shoots Himself in the Ass with Shotgun
Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think
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All Good Relationships Start With a Great Story Like This
You Should Definitely Eat This Strangers Bacon
The RFT Called That Craigslist Guy
A St. Louis Guy Just Looking For His Personal Secretary…To Have Sex With
The Free Bathroom Trash Guy Got Back to Us
“Free” Bathroom Trash Sold on Craigslist for $150
Missed Connections: You Saw Me Get Tazed
St. Louis’ Not-So-Missed Connections
Craigslist: Some Ladies Can Inspire Love Even While Puking
Top 5: St. Louis Falls in Love At Area Fast Food Resturants
Now’s Your Chance to Buy That Homemade Submarine You’ve Always Wanted
Won’t Someone in St. Louis Just Have Sex With This Woman?!
St. Louis Craigslist User Wants You to Help Make Cannabis…Uh…Man I’m Hungry?
Damn That’s a Nice Coyote Hat
Craigslist: Searching for the Real Housewife of Jefferson County
Love Lost and Found in St. Louis
Craigslist: Anyone Seen the Cardinals Team We Had In April?
Don’t Hate the Craigslist Player, Hate the Craigslist Game
Craigslist: Saw You in Them Pants
Maybe Girls Just Don’t Like Retards…
St. Louis Craigslist: Who Says Romance is Dead?
Dumbass Guy That Thinks Craigslist Works to Get Chicks Gives Guys Tips on Grammar
Chris Koster Starts Punching Kitty’s First Craiglist Hooker-Off!
That Must Have Been One Hell of a Cookie
Love Over Pigs Feet
We Feel Bad for the One Guy that Was Apparently Surprised by the Mark McGwire News
Missed Connection: Clark Kent Loves the Big Ladies
Craigslist: A Love Connection at the New Moon Showing
A St. Louis Woman Sends a Letter to St. Louis Men
St. Louisans Find Love at Area Walmarts
Cyber Bullying: Oh Sweet Jesus, Not Again!
Attention St. Louis! Cakelady is Ruining Our Rants and Raves Section!
A Fun Night in the Cat Box
Rants and Raves: Hey Douche
St. Louis Rants and Raves: The Pulse of a City
Missed Connections: You Are My Black Sarah Palin
Missed Connections: Get Your Nerd Freak On!
Missed Connection: Thumbs Up For Condoms!
Craigslist: In South County Treadmill Means Oven
CraigsList: This One’s Not About Love
Craigslist: I Sucked Your…
Today’s Missed Connection: Dodge My Balls
Ladies Night on St. Louis Craigslist
STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand
The Battle Between Fat Chicks and Cute Chicks Rages On
To the Chick Going Down on Some Dude in Eureka…
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This Week in Duh: St. Charles County is Healthy, and St. Louis City is Not
Two St. Charles Kids Were Raised in Stinky House Filled With Lizards Snakes and Rats
Girl That Accidentally Hung Herself in a Haunted House is Doing OK
Area Schnucks Finds Shredded Glove in the Ground Beef
St. Louis Police Officers Go To Hospital Over Mystery Stink
Tony’s Eye Might Be Because of Playing Baseball With Raw Chicken
Foodbank Tries to Trick You in to Being Charitable While Working Out
There’s One Less Thing to Crush Up and Snort Legally in St. Charles County
Missouri House Submits Bill That Forces Surgery to be All Sober and Boring
Kyle Turley on Weed: “That Would be the One Bob.”
Del Taco is Gross, Don’t Take Us There or We Will Stab You
Homeless Camp Hopeville Under Fire Over Fires
Governor Nixon Doesn’t Wear His Seat Belt
Wentzville Police Debut New Drug Drop-off Box
Lambert Airport to Go 100% Smoke Free, Still Plans to Allow Crapiness
St. Louis 12th in Gonorrhea, 2nd in Chlamydia
Hoarder’s House Burns Down in Fairview Heights
St. Peters Forgets What County They are in, Bans Chewing Tobacco Spit
Beatle Bob Thinks Kids Will Listen to Him
Everyone at the Soulard Market Keep it Down!
Eternal Ink Tattoo Giving Out Free Breast Cancer Awareness Tattoos
Who Farted? Looking At You Maryland Heights!
Report: Cancer a bonus to the already priceless eyesore that is Carter Carburetor in North St. Louis
73 Year Old Man Killed After Standing on I-44
Cardinals Catcher Jason LaRue Retires Because of Johnny Cueto
Eighth Grade Class Attacked by Yellow Jackets!
Jefferson County Beaches Are Crappy
Belleville Pool Gives People Parasites
Stadium Health Inspection Report: The St. Louis Blues Are Really Clean
St. Louis Headquartered Ass-Inflater, Hardee’s, Preparing a 12 Inch Hamburger
The Urban Assault Ride Returns to St. Louis
Downtown Was Blue For Autism
Oldest Living Missourian Dies, Tells Everyone Bogus Tips on How to Live as Long as Her
Two Brothers Get Heart Attacks at the Same Time
New Casino Opens to Allow Old People Slowly Die While Giving Their Money Away
This Week in Duh: Living in St. Louis City is Unhealthy
Cottleville Mayor Likes the Wacky Tobaccy
St. Louis Gets Out-Skanked By Richmond, VA
KSDK Determined to Count Each and Every Swine Flu Death
Apparently “Parades of Pink” Aren’t Just For the East Side
St. Louis Chemical Trap Finally Nabs a Homeless Guy
St. Louis Finally Gets Some Swine Flu Vaccine
YouTube Find: Tums For the Tummy
Baby Elephant Gets Herpes At St. Louis Zoo
St. Louis is the Asthma Capital for 2009
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Are the STLPD Using City Officers to Investigate Online Piracy Rather Than Our Local Violent Crime Issues?
St. Louis Area Police Brace For More Violence, Practice Shooting Stoic Figures
Even the Cops Don’t Want to Walk the Streets of St. Louis
Policeman Fake Arrests Kid During Career Day
Someone Put a One Million Dollar Bounty Out for Maplewood Cops
East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself
The St. Louis Police Department Wants to Buy Some Fancy New Clothes
St. Louis Police Officers Go To Hospital Over Mystery Stink
Translating Police Chief Dan Isom’s Response To Citizen’s Police Complaints
Police Say Your Downtown Parked Car Might Get Stolen, Public Replies With “Duh.”
Man Starts Armed Police Standoff While Holding Infant
Off-Duty Cop Shoots Himself at Imo’s
Police Sweep Through Cahokia, Arresting Pretty Much Everyone
Gas Station Drunk Beating Officer Ries Cleared of All Charges
Update: Ritz Carlton “Molester” Just Really Really Really Drunk
The Old Fake Policeman Bit Just Keeps on Working
Officer Dustin Ries Sure Does Like Hitting and Macing People!
St. Louis Police Officer Caught on Tape Beating Drunk Guy
Yet Another Way to Have Denny’s Kill You: Have the Police Shoot You in the Leg
East St. Louis Layoff Policemen, Please Don’t Tell All the Criminals
Wentzville Police Debut New Drug Drop-off Box
St. Louis City is About to Get $10 Million Dollars More Crappy
Cop Arrested, Then Fired After Molestation Charges
Mayor Slay Says Police Are Liars When Reporting Crime Data
Police Chase in Loop Ends Badly
News to Only White People: Black Guys Get Pulled Over a Lot
Cops Nab 45 Car Thieves After Starting New Program
St. Louis County Cops Get Tasers, Still Just Cheaper to Shoot You
St. Louis Police Accidentally Catch Thieves and Manage Not to Shoot Any of Them
Police Confused as to Why Stupid Prisoner Hanged Herself
Hey Look a Drug House!
Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers
Police to Protestors: “I’m sorry. Here’s some money.”
St. Louis Cops Catch a Weak James Bond
O’Fallon MO Police Join Twitter
McDonalds is Not to be Messed With
Come Claim Your Gatorade From the O’Fallon Police Department
Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
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Conan Makes a Pujols Joke
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One Last Thing On Pujols
St. Louis Experiences the First Phase of Pujols Grief
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Pujols Likes $30 Million Dollars More Than You
Pujols’ Agent is a Horrible Person but Loves Hookers
Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day!
Pujols Returns!
Pujols Contract Season: Totally Going Just Like They Planned It!
The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About
Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game
Monday Morning Venn Diagrams
We Know the Reason For the Crappy Start of Franklin and Pujols
Did Pujols and the Cardinals Censor Joe Sports Fan?
Albert Pujols Invalidates Your Death
Counting Down to Pujols’ New Contract Deadline
A Cardinals Winter Warm-Up Wrap-Up
Pujols Gets 2MVP (2nd Most Valuable Player) Award for 2010 Season
Pujols and LaRussa Attend Glenn Beck Rally
Ryan Franklin Looks Stupid
Pujols Was on Letterman Last Night
Bill O’Reilly Talks With Albert Pujols
Don’t Worry About Pujols Becoming a Cub
Albert Pujols Has a Cousin Named Harry
Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?
Cardinals Have Internal Discussions About Trading Brendan Ryan for Alex Rodriguez
Phillies Want to Trade Ryan Howard for Pujols
Five St. Louis Fights We Want To See Go Down
El Hombre Doesn’t Understand How Nicknames Work
Google Isn’t Kind to Tony and Albert
Wheaties Fuel Box Features Pujols
Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?!
Pujols is the MVP of the Decade
Shocker: Pujols Wins 3rd MVP
Pujols Hates the Riverfront Times
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That Bridgeton Landfill Stink Won’t Kill You…Yet
Bridgeton Battles Mutant Stink
Missouri Governor Jay Nixon Wants Your Stupid Kid to Be Smarter
Check Out the New Missouri Drivers License!
Springfield Pastor Gives Surprising Equality Speech
City of Shrewsbury On the Lookout For Kissy Cop Impersonator
Here’s Cardinal Prospect Kolten Wong With His Shirt Off Talking About His Tattoos
Pedro Chavez is a Determined Molester
Brad Pitt’s Mom Dislikes the Gays
Warrenton Banks Are So Easy to Rob You Can Do It Drunk!
Nazi Zombies May or May Not Have Attacked Chesterfield Over the Weekend
Highlights From the St. Charles County Incident Report
Guy Gets Saved and Then Arrested for Assault
Kirkwood Was Totally Racist a Long Time Ago
Pevely Missouri Doesn’t Give a Crap About Your Teeth
Someone Was Making Meth in the South County Walmart
KMOV Reporter Watches Grass Grow in O’Fallon
(Updated) Naked O’Fallon Man Bit a Police Officer’s Face
O’Fallon Man Got Busted For Being Internet Perv
Jay Leno Still Isn’t Funny
Governor Nixon Says We’re In an Emergency
The United States of Shame Featuring Your Poor Ass
Area Man Makes Mustang Ugly for the Troops
Mizzou Beats Oklahoma, Sam Bradford Loses Bet
You Know that Giant Missouri Sex Offender List? That’s Not All of Them
Random Gunfire Moves to St. Charles County
Me, Myself, Some Guy and Wang: Exploring Chat Roulette’s Missouri Section
Missouri Spent $110,000 on Boring Welcome Signs
This is How the Nation Thinks of Missourians
Missouri and Illinois Have “Un-Fair” Judges
Missouri on Lower Half of Gay Marriage Support
Eye For an Eye: Missouri Taking Prisoner’s Left Behind Money
Punching Kitty Finds Six Sitcoms Based in Missouri
Tina Chen’s “Missouri” the Remix
And the Crown Goes To…! A Pageant Retrospective in Jaw Distension
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So Much Snow!
KMOV’s Matt Sczesny Got Beat Up
KMOV to Add Sharon Reed as News Anchor
KMOV Reporter Watches Grass Grow in O’Fallon
KMOV’s Great Day in St. Louis Made a LipDub
KMOV Wants You To Know They Don’t Believe This Story Either
GIF Week: The Big Finish With the Return of Julius Hunter
KMOV Keeps Us All Updated on What Passes For News in Wildwood
Just One? Oh KMOV, You’re Just Not Looking Hard Enough!
Summing Up the Weekend
KMOV Reporter Likes the Interim U City Principal…Like Likes Her…Totally
KMOV.com Posts Dumb Comments About the Price of Gas
Japanese Radiation Attacks Illinois!
Seat Warmers Are Burning People and Maggie Crane Says Maggie Crane Likes to Talk in the Third Person
Local News Confirms Their Weather Delusion to Gail Pennington
Virginia Kerr is a Good Sport
Jud Birza’s Excellent Survivor Adventure
Virginia Kerr to Get Bumped to “Great Day” by Her Brunette Clone
KMOV’s Virginia Kerr Had Her Baby, Told Twitter ALL About It
Blogger Startled by Shockingly Boring Headline
Epic Freeze Frame by Great Day in St. Louis
Maybe You Shouldn’t Cross the Highway on Foot
KMOV Cat Fight!
KMOV Chases Storms and Annoys Twitter Followers
Virginia Kerr’s Hot Reporter Competition: Fox2’s April Simpson
Unharmed? I Think the Cat Would Disagree!
St. Louisan Sells Michael Jackson Stuff on EBay and the Same Story to Two Stations
The Zippo Awards For No Reason Whatsoever
KMOV Axes John Mills
More Media Layoffs: KMOV Cuts 10 Jobs
Did You Know About Terry Crouppen’s St. Louis?!
One Crazy Slow News Day: USA Today Reports Trains are On Time.
Found: KMOV’s Channel 4 Newsbusters Promo
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“This American Life” Features a St. Louis Guy Who Keeps Losing His Wallet
JC Corcoran Told Dan Caesar To Tell You That He Might Be Leaving St. Louis
Craig Cornett Died
JC Corcoran Fired, Trish Gazall Quits (and Returns to) KTRS
KFNS Now Offers Free SPAM to Those That Sign Up!
KFNS Actually Found a Way to Reach Fewer People Tuesday Morning
JC Corcoran Joins KTRS, Bumps Charles Jaco
Mark Edwards, Long-Time y98 Boss Fired
The Cardinals Radio Broadcasts Go Back to KMOX
Grand Slam Sports Buys KFNS and JoeSportsFanSTL.com
Nelly Takes DJ Job, Also Must Have Invented Time Machine
We Broke ESPN 101’s Promo Format Equation
100.3 The Sound Keeps Filling Those Open Slots…That’s What She Said
Is the Sound Going Quiet Already?
Out of Towners to Take Over on Bull Mornings
Jill Devine Out at the Bull
Trish Gazall to Leave KTRS 550
Wait You Mean Endorsements Are Fake?!
100.3 Starts to Smell a Bit Like Teen Spirit
When is Too Early For Christmas Music?
Blind Item: Lots of Unsteadiness In St. Louis Radio
The ESPN Mothership Turns on WXOS
101 ESPN’s Randy Karraker to Buy Rams?
WIL Jocks Make More Than Arch Jocks
Classical Music Station 99.1 Finds Jesus
KSHE 95 Classic Commercials: Mommy, He’s Doing It Again
What Are You Up to Craig Cornett?
It’s Official: Cornett Out, Devine In on the Bull’s Morning Shift
Are 1380 the Team and 590 the Fan For Sale?
Bonneville Employees Take a Salary Cut
The St. Louis Spring 2009 Radio Ratings are In
Sara Dayley Might Get Benched at 101 ESPN
Emmis No Longer Paying for Employee Parking
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Good Luck St. Louis, This Guy With Bad Teeth Says You’re Screwed
The Best Mardi Gras YouTube Finds for 2013
East St. Louis Video Taping Food Stamp Fights To Share With the World
Guy Records Himself Flushing Each Toilet in SLU’s Ritter Hall
Every Local Reference in the Simpsons
This Year’s Best Drunk Mardi Gras You Tube Uploads
St. Louis Doesn’t Say Any of This Sh*t
The Best of Mardi Gras Videos
YouTube’s Currently Popular Laughing Baby is From St. Louis
John G is a Really Good Dancer
WTF: Shirtless Smoking of a St Louis Rey Cigar
“Live it Up in New St. Lou” Proves That Crappy St. Louis Music isn’t Always Rap
Meaningless Friday Post: Kitten Massage Therapy
Slapped Rapper Commentary: Now The Dude Ignorant…
St. Louis Rapper Slapped Mid-Freestyle
Who Has Two Thumbs and Can Get on Jim Rome’s Show Whenever He Wants? Joe Mather
Science Proves That the Rams Made a Good Pick in the Fourth Round
Domestic Disasters Montage For Your Friday Enjoyment
Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis
What the Hell is Going On Here?
Watch Out, It’s Crazy Out There!
Unharmed? I Think the Cat Would Disagree!
There is a “Colby Rasmus Girl” Now?
Yoked By Our Own History
Auto-tuned Kitties
Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat
McDonalds is Not to be Messed With
Stay Classy St. Louis: Health Care Fighting
The 10 Cutest Cat Moments
Cardinals + Creed + Awesome Effect = Videogasm
Classic Steven Jackson: His 2002 College Crib
Random: Kittens Inspired by Kittens
Tina Chen’s “Missouri” the Remix
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Tony LaRussa’s Wife Loves Machine Head
Tonight: Kyle Turley at Blueberry Hill
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Rain Washes Away Sunday Concerts at Fair St. Louis
In Tall Buildings at The Firebird
Awesome St. Louis Drummer is Awesome
10 Questions For Local Rapper Corle 2 Da
Rapper Pissed ESPN Used His Song No One’s Heard of on Their National Broadcast
Kyle Turley’s Evil Drummer Scared Us at the Old Rock House
The Kyle Turley Band at Old Rock House This Sunday
Nelly Throws Everyone Under the “No One Bought My Album” Bus
Jim Edmonds 15 Steakhouse Learns What a Difference a Letter Can Make
“Live it Up in New St. Lou” Proves That Crappy St. Louis Music isn’t Always Rap
Updated: Eyewitness of Kiddie Crowd Surfing at Aquabats Show Defends Band
Kiddie Crowd Surfing at Aquabats Show
U2 is Coming to Busch Stadium
Secret Sound Festival Sneaks on to Cherokee Street This Weekend
Nelly Finally Presented with Loop Walk of Fame Star
Kings of Leon Came Back to St. Louis
The RFT Throws Their Panties at Weird St. Louis Rap Video Guy
Stone Temple Pilots Cancel St. Louis Tour Stop
Former St. Louis Cop Makes His Entry to the Horrible St. Louis Music Video Contest
The Worst Music Video Ever Was Shot in a St. Louis Condo’s Kitchen
Poopstock: Kings of Leon Announce PR-Fixing Concert
100.3 Starts to Smell a Bit Like Teen Spirit
When is Too Early For Christmas Music?
The Blues City Deli Anniversary Party
PlaybackSTL Music Festival: Ssshhh. Apparently its a Secret!
Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries
Links, Because We Care, But Not Enough For a Full Post
Street Musician: A CurrentTV Video Flimed in the Loop
Found Concert Video: NIN in St. Louis
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Jordan Prince Strangles Babies
St. Charles Police Catch a Predator Dateline Style!
Fredbird the Motorcycle Stuntman
Stealing and Trading 2,000 Mice for Heroin is Harder Than You’d Think
St. Charles Massage Parlor Owner Arrested for High Tech Peeping
Task Force Finds 3 St. Charles Meth Labs
St. Charles County Man Found Guilty of Having Great Hair (and Threatening a Judge)
Did the St. Charles Sugar Plum Fairy Get Fired For Cussing or For Showing a Little Skin?
The St. Charles Sugar Plum Fairy is a Dirty Girl and Got Fired
St. Peters Motorcyclist Beats the Heat By Riding Naked
Some Old Lady in St. Charles Used a Lot of Water
St. Charles Man Exposes Himself at Pool Twice This Month
Too Soon St. Charles Netflix Users!
Whoops: St. Charles Releases Wrong Guy From Jail
And the Award of Best Makeup in a Robbery Goes to…
St. Charles Hates Tattoo Shops, America, and Kittens (Probably)
St. Charles Gas Station Clerks Scare Easily
Drug Deals in the Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot Always End Badly
Squirrely-Looking Convict Running Free in St. Charles Amid Other Squirrly-Looking St. Charles County Residents
Ugliest Woman Ever Wanted for St. Charles Robbery
Hammer Time at Buckingham Place With Patrick Sweeney
I Call That My “Putter”: Molester Apartment Putt Putt Course Adjacent
Shooting Your Gun At City Hall Isn’t a Good Idea
The American Ninja Lives in St. Charles. Please Don’t Touch His Wood.
18 Year Old Girls Ratchet Up the Hurt on Computer Nerds, Crash Car Through Computer Store
St. Charles County’s Last Dance with Mary Jane
St. Charles County Workers Banned From Texting, Apparently Using Honor System
K2 is Banned and KMOV Figures Out Capitalism
This Week in Duh: Living in St. Louis City is Unhealthy
Come Buy Some Random Crap From St. Charles This Weekend!
New Town Developer Files For Bankruptcy
St. Charles County Ambulance Board Members Know How to Party
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Larry Rice Wants to Buy a YMCA for $1
O’Fallon, Illinois’ Water is Stinky
Woman Arrested For DUI After Passing Out in a Hardee’s Drive Through
Did General Enyart Push Judge Cason and Not Apologize and Does Anyone Care?
Sometimes the Only Way to Win an Argument is to Throw Yourself From a Moving Car
KMOV’s Matt Sczesny Got Beat Up
Best School Lunch Ever and All It Took Was a Bunch of Sewage
Mother of the Year: Krystal Rushing of Rosewood Heights, IL
That is One Ugly Mother-Puncher!
Collinsville School Bus Drops Off Kid At Wrong Stop, Leaves Him Wandering the Streets
Drunk Couple Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Belleville Woman Calls 911 Because Her Husband Took Her Beer
Woman Arrested For Beating Up Kid and Not Having Enough Eyebrow Hair
Remember Jem? She’s Doing Meth Now in Cottage Hills Apparently
KMOV Wants You To Know They Don’t Believe This Story Either
Guy That Escaped Meth House Explosion Gets Busted Via Facebook
The Brooklyn, Illinois Mayor is a Total Dick
Repeatedly Stabbing Your Mom is No Way to Win an Argument
Drunk Guy Arrested After Eating Stranger’s Cereal
Really Happy Fat Guy Busted For Marijuana Possession
Lady Shoots Little Girl in the Back With BB Gun Because Shut Up! You Want Some Too?!
Illinois’ Has Run Out of Ideas, Turns to Posters to Stop Meth
The Jersey School District Hates Colored Hair, Might Be Pro-Cancer
High School Summer Camp “Pranked” With Pot Brownies
Illinois Drunk Drivers Deliver Themselves to the Police Department
Damn That’s a Nice Coyote Hat
It’s Way Too Easy To Scam People From Illinois
Missouri and Illinois Have “Un-Fair” Judges
Illinois Wants Four Day School Weeks, Apparently Hates Parents
Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug
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St. Charles County Touts Lower Teen Pregnancy Rate
City of Shrewsbury On the Lookout For Kissy Cop Impersonator
St. Louis Gets Lingerie Football Team
The Loop’s El Maguey: Now Serving Cock?
Warrenton Peeping Tom Arrested
KMOV Refuses to Say The South City Peeping Tom Was Masturbating
Pujols’ Agent is a Horrible Person but Loves Hookers
Did the St. Charles Sugar Plum Fairy Get Fired For Cussing or For Showing a Little Skin?
Won’t Someone in St. Louis Just Have Sex With This Woman?!
Hermann Band Director Sends Sexy Emails to Students
St. Peters Motorcyclist Beats the Heat By Riding Naked
St. Louis’ Former Archbishop Resigns From Post For Protecting Pedophile Priests
Red 7 Club: Anything Goes, but No Means No
The Important Thing Was She Gave the Pervert the Correct Time
The Kid That Taped The USC Students Banging on a Building is a Cardinals Fan
Local Teacher Quits After Student Discovers Her Pornographic Past
Dos and Don’ts For Your Mardi Gras Weekend
Mardi Gras Condom Beads, Because No One Wants You Drunks to Be Someone’s Mom
Amazon.com Says St. Louis is the 18th Most Romantic City
Breaking News: Small Town Missouri People Don’t Like “Adult” Stores
The Beautiful Kind aka Kendra Holliday, in Child Custody Fight
WTF: Shirtless Smoking of a St Louis Rey Cigar
Update on The Beautiful Kind’s Coming Out Party
St. Louis Sex Blogger, The Beautiful Kind, Bears All
Missouri’s Most Eligible Bachelor is From St. Louis
Blake Hawksworth’s Sister Erin is Kinda Hot
Kansas City Judge Strokes His Gavel During Divorce Court
Byroncrawford.com Takes You on a Stroll Through the Adult Entertainment Expo
To the Chick Going Down on Some Dude in Eureka…
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Do Not Stop When You Drive Through St. Louis, You Will Get Robbed
Merry Christmas Poor St. Louis Kids! Said the Guy That Stole Your Presents
Someone Is Stealing Your Amazon Shipments
Baron Calmese Jr. is a Huge Butthole
The Public is a Little Less Safe Tonight Because the Director of Public Safety Got Burglarized
Stealing and Trading 2,000 Mice for Heroin is Harder Than You’d Think
A Bunch of Snakes Were Stolen From the Aquarium in the City Museum
Heroin Must Make You Hot or Something
St. Louis to Replace Metal Street Signs With Cheaper Plastic Ones
Impatient Bank Robber is Impatient
Horse Outsmarts Downtown Carriage Jacker
Marine’s War Medals Stolen While Visiting the Arch
Lindenwood University Can’t Have Nice Things
Some Fat Kid in Wig Tried to Steal a Bunch of Pork Products From the Alton Shop N Save
An Overly Theatric Thief Robbed Some People in Dellwood
Guy Admits To Robbing Over 160 Cars a Month
St. Louis is Home to the Only People That Actually Wanted to Get in a Radio Shack
Translating Police Chief Dan Isom’s Response To Citizen’s Police Complaints
Police Say Your Downtown Parked Car Might Get Stolen, Public Replies With “Duh.”
License Plate Stickers Could Move to Your Dashboard
St. Louis Police Try to Squash Scrap Metal Theft
St. Louis’ Grinch Enjoys the Crack Cocaine
Nativity Scene Stolen from Hope Lutheran School
Guy Shoots Himself While Trying to Stop Car Thieves
Betty White Stole Some Jewelry in O’Fallon, Missouri
Chef Steals From Restaurant
Cops Nab 45 Car Thieves After Starting New Program
Thieves Rip off Weather Man’s Car Outside of KSDK Office
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Well the Ladue Middle School Sure Sounds Fun
The Fort Zumwalt East Junior Varsity Football Team Needs to Take a Moment and Think About What They Did
Old Timey Gossip Columnist Jerry Berger Accused of Sexual Misconduct
Clayon Police Are Looking For a Serial Groper
Man Charged With Showing a Kid His Penis at a Brentwood Home Depot
If You See a Guy On His Porch in Maplewood Who Looks Like He’s Jacking It, He Probably Is
St. Charles Police Catch a Predator Dateline Style!
Pedro Chavez is a Determined Molester
Guy Confesses to Molestation During a Job Interview with Police, Goes to Jail
Ladies Shouldn’t Pee at the Spear Construction Company (Updated)
Teachers’ Aide Busted (Twice) For Molesting Disabled Kids
O’Fallon Man Got Busted For Being Internet Perv
Wentzville Tattoo Artist Invents New Belly Piercing Remover…Oh Wait. That’s Just a Gun.
Hermann Band Director Sends Sexy Emails to Students
St. Charles Man Exposes Himself at Pool Twice This Month
The Important Thing Was She Gave the Pervert the Correct Time
Rolla Farm Boy Loves Him Some Kiddie Porn!
Guy Breaks in to Ritz Carlton Room to Molest 9 Year-Old
The Old Fake Policeman Bit Just Keeps on Working
Scott Halliday’s Perv Career is Starting Off Nicely
Man Made Two Kids Look at His Old Junk at Goodwill. By Junk We Mean Penis.
Mug Shot: Derp! Me Likey the Kiddies!
Alton Pervert Not Doing a Good Job Hiding It
Um Your Thumb Drive is Poking Me in the Back. Oh Wait. It’s Your Penis.
Shocker: Creepy Looking Guy Turns Out to Be Total Molester
Youth Leader Likes Kids…I Mean Really Likes Kids
Wait You Can’t Pay For Your Lemonade With Penis?
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East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself
President Barack Obama Ruined Your Drive Home, Got Yelled At, Had Pizza, Left
Governor Nixon Wants to Let Uniformed People Cut In Line
The St. Louis Police Department Wants to Buy Some Fancy New Clothes
Kirkwood Lady Thinks Spending Nearly A Thousand Dollars on a Banner Made a Difference
Springfield Congressman Billy Long Relates Debt Crisis to Amy Winehouse
Translating Police Chief Dan Isom’s Response To Citizen’s Police Complaints
We Gave Mayor Slay His Own Meme!
The Missouri State Senators Are Tone Deaf Buttholes
Jailed State Senator Jeff Smith Tells Us What a “Prison Wallet” Is
The City Earning Tax Stays For Another Five Years
Pro-Gaddafi Protests Mistakenly Think St. Louis Has Anything to Do With Libya
Mayor Slay is Still Begging the Missouri Senate For Control of Police Department
Fairview Heights Aldermen Could Use a Good Spanking
Hazelwood Hates the Girl Scouts
Governor Nixon Gives St. Louis More Jogging Trails, Designated Areas for Muggers
No Layoffs for St. Louis City Police! The Fire Department However…
St. Louis to be the Proud Owners of the Worst Named Bridge Ever
St. Charles Hates Tattoo Shops, America, and Kittens (Probably)
Ward 6 Alderwoman Kacie Starr Triplett Seems Pretty Popular With Everyone But Her Constituents
Michael Moore of Kirkwood Hates You Unless You Died in a War
Charles Jaco Might be Getting Sued, but He Definitely Can’t Find a Good Comeback
Are Missouri’s Nudie Bars Going the Way of the Dodo?
Cottleville Mayor Likes the Wacky Tobaccy
Dana Loesch to Twitter: “Why is Everybody Always Picking on Me?”
St. Charles County Ambulance Board Members Know How to Party
Carol Thinks the Post Dispatch Jumped the Shark, and SuperDave Concurs
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The Many Model Faces of Karlie Kloss
Missouri’s Ellie Kemper (Erin from The Office) Got Married
Craig Cornett Died
David Freese Had to Go Shopping Yesterday with ESPN’s Erin Andrews
And the Best Post-World Series Photo is…
Jon Hamm Thinks St. Louis Kinda Sucks
Lil Wayne Busted His Head at a St. Louis Skate Park Last Night
Sound Familiar? Kings of Leon Leave Dallas Concert Early
The Enquirer Says Jon Hamm is Headed Towards Rehab
Chuck Berry to Get Statue Despite Whiners
Contamination 2011 is Upon Us!
Cardinals Dominate Cincinnati’s “Most Disliked Sports Personalities”
Larry Hughes Gave Out Free Gas
Former Promoter Says Nelly Blew All His Money on Gambling, Steroids and Coke
A Former Miss Missouri Married Tony Romo
Macho Man Randy Savage: Cardinal Farmhand
Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes it on 2011 Raiderette Squad
Ryan Franklin Shaves Beard, Only Finds More Horribleness Underneath
The Office’s St. Louis Girls Start a Bake-Off
Gary Sinise Was in St. Louis Yesterday
Former President Bill Clinton to Speak at University of Central Missouri For Some Reason
Old Photo of the Beatles at Busch Stadium Surfaces
August Busch IV to Leave AB InBev’s Board
Did Pujols and the Cardinals Censor Joe Sports Fan?
Kyle Turley on Weed: “That Would be the One Bob.”
Dave Sinclair Gets a New Address
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Tonight: Kyle Turley at Blueberry Hill
Lil Wayne Busted His Head at a St. Louis Skate Park Last Night
Rain Washes Away Sunday Concerts at Fair St. Louis
In Tall Buildings at The Firebird
Kyle Turley’s Evil Drummer Scared Us at the Old Rock House
Jim Edmonds 15 Steakhouse Learns What a Difference a Letter Can Make
Updated: Eyewitness of Kiddie Crowd Surfing at Aquabats Show Defends Band
Kiddie Crowd Surfing at Aquabats Show
Great Moments in Native St. Louisan History: Akon Throws a Dude Off-Stage
U2 is Coming to Busch Stadium
Secret Sound Festival Sneaks on to Cherokee Street This Weekend
Stone Temple Pilots Cancel St. Louis Tour Stop
Nelly Surprise at Downtown Chuck Berry Concert
Branson, MO Officials Aren’t Comfortable With a Nelly Concert
Poopstock: Coverage Round Up
Because a Bird Shit on Kings of Leon, They Shit on Their St. Louis Fans
Kings of Leon Are a Bunch of Little Bitches
Pearl Jam Knows How to Work a St. Louis Audience
Video: Chuck Berry Live at Blueberry Hill
Photos: Lady Gaga Hits St. Louis
Kanye West Not Coming to St. Louis
Sonic Youth Has the Sexiest Fans
Farm Aid Coming to St. Louis
The Wiggles are Coming!
The Hell on Heels Tour at Cicero’s Tonight!
Found Concert Video: NIN in St. Louis
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You Should Definitely Eat This Strangers Bacon
Mountain Grove Might Get a Horse Slaughter House No Matter How Many ‘My Little Ponies’ You Owned as a Kid
That’s a Lot of Fish Fries
Cupcake Project Unveils Man’s Greatest Achievement to Date: The Buffalo Chicken Cupcake
Anheuser-Bush Inbev Readies New Beer, Hipster Readies Tumblr Blog About How it Sucks
Spilled Chicken Parts Cause Traffic on Interstate 70
Budweiser Unveils New Can, Making Your Keychain, Shirt, and Inflatable Can No Longer Match Your Actual Beer
You Better Hurry If You Want to Have Midtown’s Del Taco Give You Diarrhea One Last Time
Tractor-Trailer Spills Mystery Meat All Over Highway 70 in St. Peters
Busch Stadium Gives the Leftovers to Homeless People
Two Guys Take the Pointersaurus Challenge, Capture Their Failure on Video
Charlie Gitto’s Toasted Ravioli Will Be on Food Network
Yet Another Way to Have Denny’s Kill You: Have the Police Shoot You in the Leg
Anheuser-Busch InBev Recalls Bitter Beer…Again
Morning Wood, Free With One Dozen Donuts!
Taste of St. Louis Looking To Entice Local Fatties
St. Louis Headquartered Ass-Inflater, Hardee’s, Preparing a 12 Inch Hamburger
Tips for the Chicagoan Visiting St. Louis
Chef Steals From Restaurant
Carl’s Drive-In Makes Top Burger Joint List
Crown Candy Record Breaker Lied About His Identity!
Some Guy From California Beat the Crown Candy Malt Record
At Punching Kitty HQ: A White Castle Candle
Even Sitting in a Dumpster, Beer is Beer
The RFT Tells You the Best Places to Eat Late
Go to Blueberry Hill Today For The Gettysburger!
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MetroLink Security: Pay No Attention to the Murders
David Lee Sperry Shot a Guy and then Lit Him on Fire
Well She Certainly Looks Like She’s Learned Her Lesson…
Jordan Prince Strangles Babies
Death Over Pork Steaks
Just One? Oh KMOV, You’re Just Not Looking Hard Enough!
St. Louis is Tough on Trash Dumping
Ok, We Get It: St. Louis is a Violent Place to Live
Man Beats Girl to Death, Blames Actions on Poor CPR Instructions During Appeal
Killed a Man in St. Louis Once, Just to See Him Fry
Empty Bag of Weed Drives Imperial Man to Kill
Drug Deals in the Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot Always End Badly
Woman Attempts to Hire Hitman to Kill Husband
St. Louis Thugs Doing All They Can to Match 2009’s Death Toll
Alleged Comic Book Guy Rapist Found Dead
St. Louis Optimizing Murders, Killing Each Other Right at Funeral Homes
Suspect in Brutal Murder Believes in Karma According to MySpace
Gyro House Guy: The Murder is Still Out There
RIP Gyro House Guy
Links For Your Blue Monday
Washington Park, IL Mayor Shot and Killed
Dude. WTF?!
St. Louis is Looking For 24 of You, and It Will Find You
Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think
St. Louis County People Kill Each Other Less Than Last Year
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Video Friday: Bill O’Reilly Hates the Post Dispatch
Lets All Vote Family Circus Out of the Post Dispatch Comics!
Post Dispatch to Raise Subscription Rates Soon
Post Dispatch Steals Our Term With a Pretty Picture!
Charles Schmitz Thinks St. Louis City Should Eat St. Louis County
Kurt Greenbaum Leaving STLToday For Greener Patch-ures?
Post Dispatch Moves Around People’s Jobs on “Pretend Any of This Matters” Day.
Post Dispatch Staff Loses Company Cell Phones
We Talk With the Man Behind KurtGreenbaumIsAPussy.com
Chris Files Weighs in on the Kurt Greenbaum Story
STLToday Looking To Upgrade That Commenting System?
The Internet Hate Machine Turns On Kurt Greenbaum
Post Dispatch Now Firing People That Don’t Even Work There
Post Dispatch Runs Out of News, Starts Posting Headshots on Home Page
Post Dispatch Sends Bonetti Packing, and He Goes Out Like A Bitch
Would Increasing the Drivers License Age Limit Create a Utopia?
More Expensive Talent Exits the Post Dispatch
Translating Pam Maples’ Goodbye Memo to Post Dispatch Staff
Post Dispatch Managing Editor Put in Recycling Bin
What the Hell is Vince Coleman Doing?
Beauty is in the Eye of the Crazy Letter-Writing Beholder
Commenter Paints a Sad Picture of Working at the Post Dispatch
Carol Thinks the Post Dispatch Jumped the Shark, and SuperDave Concurs
Post-Dispatch the Latest to Beg Their Employees Not to Come to Work
Are Parking Meters Breaking Down the Fabric of Representative Democracy?
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Guy Robs Creve Coeur Dollar Store, Gets Away With Tens of Dollars
East St. Louis: Where You Can Get Robbed While at Church
St. Louis Thieves and Michael Strahan Love Subway
Horrible Face-Shooting Thieving D*ckhead Brought to Justice
St. Louis: Where Bank Robbers Yell “Go Cards!”
The Uncle Bill’s Owner Was Kidnapped
One Ice Cream Truck, Two Robberies
You Should Always Carry Weed, It Might Save Your Life
Sure He Kidnapped You and Tried to Steal Your Money, But How Can You Be Mad at a Guy With a Smile Like That?
Welcome to St. Louis: We Rob Nuns Here
Man Shot in Groin, Probably Felt Less Funny Than It Sounds
We’re Pretty Sure Nate Dogg Robbed a Granite City Cash Store
And the Award of Best Makeup in a Robbery Goes to…
St. Louis Machete Thief Doesn’t Get Far
St. Charles Gas Station Clerks Scare Easily
Don’t Put Down Your Gun When Robbing People
Ugliest Woman Ever Wanted for St. Charles Robbery
Taste the Rainbow and Then Stab a Guy
Oh THAT Woman Wearing a Turban. Yeah, I Know Her.
Some Hot Mess Robs Southern Commercial Bank
Big and Small: We Have All Types of Crime in St. Louis
Yeah, We Have Axe-Wielding Thieves Now
Guy Robs Clayton Bank, Gets Caught Across the Street at Hospital
Old Guy Robs Bank
Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers
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Tony LaRussa’s Wife Loves Machine Head
And the Best Post-World Series Photo is…
Pie Charts For Science
The Cardinals’ 2011 Season: Mission Accomplished!
Tony and Albert Looked a Little Freaked Out at Saturday’s Game
Tony Returns to Cardinals Bench
Tony’s Eye Might Be Because of Playing Baseball With Raw Chicken
Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes it on 2011 Raiderette Squad
Tony LaRussa and Ray Vinson’s Awkward Handshake Will Forever Haunt Our Dreams
2011 Season, Game 5: Tony LaRussa Gets Mad at Reporters, Walks Out
Comparing Our LaRussa Roast to the Actual One
You Can’t Stop Us From Roasting Tony LaRussa
Get Your 2010 St. Louis Themed Halloween Costumes Right Here
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager
6 Pretty Much Worthless Ebay-ed St. Louis Items
Pujols and LaRussa Attend Glenn Beck Rally
Tony LaRussa’s Baseball Card
Tony LaRussa Watches Step Brothers During Press Conference
Closing Out Your Week With Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Bianca
Tony LaRussa is Going to Be on Whatever the Hell “Housecat Housecall” is
Google Isn’t Kind to Tony and Albert
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him
Well So Much for All That Rolen Drama
Tony LaRussa Bows to the Mighty Will of Twitter
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So Much Snow!
Fox2 Sports Broadcast: Headline Goes Here
KTVI, Fox 2, is Horrible at Twitter
Fox 2 Cleans House, but Adds Hot Reporter From Oklahoma
Local News Confirms Their Weather Delusion to Gail Pennington
Fox 2’s John Brown Gets Beat Up by a Little Cardinal
Fox2′s “Web Center” is Apparently a Closet With a Computer in it
Pelican Bites Guy in the Balls on Fox 2
Found Video: Dick Ford and John Auble Interview KISS
John Gadson isn’t Very Good at Reporting Stuff
Fox 2’s Charlie Marlow Has a Message For You
Fox 2 Sends Reporter to Haiti, Probably Can’t Pay to Bring Them Back
We Got a Letter From Charles Jaco Last Night!
Fox 2’s Glenn Zimmerman For Hire!
Slow News Day For St. Louis Outlets: Three Examples of Non-News
Is There a Spam Mafia War Brewing At Fox 2?
Fox 2’s John Pertzborn is a Twitter Spammer
Did Charles Jaco Fake a Desert Storm CNN Report?
St. Louisan Sells Michael Jackson Stuff on EBay and the Same Story to Two Stations
Fox2’s Black History Month Sponsored By Church’s Chicken?
Fox 2 General Manager Can’t Go Number 2 With the Rest of You People
One Crazy Slow News Day: USA Today Reports Trains are On Time.
More Horrible Local TV Promos: “Here’s 2 St. Louis” From Fox 2
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Doing it Right: Guy Too Drunk to Know He’s Been Stabbed
St. Louis Thieves and Michael Strahan Love Subway
Horrible Face-Shooting Thieving D*ckhead Brought to Justice
Guy Shoots Himself in the Leg During Traffic Stop
So Many Prostitutes!
You Should Always Carry Weed, It Might Save Your Life
South City Couple Sexually Assaulted Their Dog
Please Stop Rapping About St. Louis
City Officials Foil Earth’s Plot to Swallow St. Louis
Beware of Venom on Shenandoah and Jefferson
Woman Tricks Cops, Steals Their Wallet to Buy Smokes and Lottery Tickets
Stolen Tow Truck Used to Rob Family Dollar Store
KMOV Refuses to Say The South City Peeping Tom Was Masturbating
Some Little Bitch Tried to Steal From a One-Legged Old Lady
Mayor Slay Found an Almost Dead Guy in South City
Onions Spilled on Interstate 55 as Missouri’s Truck Spilled Sandwich Nears Completion
Red 7 Club: Anything Goes, but No Means No
The Spandex House of South City
South St. Louis Gun Fight Ends With Suspect and US Marshal Dead
Armored Car Robber Gets Nabbed, Then Insulted by Police
South St. Louis Gets a Taste of North St. Louis
Dudes House Gets Jacked Twice, Probably Deserved it Though
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Guy Puts Drugs Up His Ass in Hopes of Future Jail Use
Mid Rivers Elementary Had a Convenient Pot Source
St. Louis Drug Dealers Are Horrible Salesmen
New in St. Louis: People Getting Shot For NOT Buying Drugs
Heroin Must Make You Hot or Something
Wentzville Tattoo Artist Invents New Belly Piercing Remover…Oh Wait. That’s Just a Gun.
Former Promoter Says Nelly Blew All His Money on Gambling, Steroids and Coke
Monday Morning Venn Diagrams
Toxicology Report: Adrienne Martin Died of Oxycodone and Cocaine Overdose?
NFL Running Back Laurence Maroney Arrested on Weapons Charges
St. Louis’ Grinch Enjoys the Crack Cocaine
Wentzville Police Debut New Drug Drop-off Box
Home Explosion Sadly Meth, and Not Mad Scientist Related
Some Dude Made His Meth in a Sonic
Do Not Smoke the Fake Pot! Something is Wrong With the Fake Pot!
Hey Look a Drug House!
If You Never Got Your Package of Coke, Its at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office
Blind Item: Infidelity and Baseball Played in the Snow?
Guy Breaks in to House, Covers Inside With Liquid Soap
Officials Say Meth Use Falling, Not So Says Shirtless Guy With Holes In Teeth
Blind Item: Some People Play in the Snow All Year Long
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Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day!
St. Louis Costume Suggestions for Halloween 2011
Contamination 2011 is Upon Us!
The Best of St. Louis, Laid Out All Pretty Like
Love Stalker: A Take on the Romantic Comedy Befitting St. Louis
Wentzville High School Grad Wins Survivor
South Park Isn’t Far Off With Their St. Louis, New Jersey Local News Spoof
Rams Kicker Josh Brown Gets Cameo in Jackass 3D
Reddit User Creates iCal Calendar for Forest Park
St. Louisan Andy Cohen Doesn’t Want St. Louis Housewives on Bravo
Lets All Vote Family Circus Out of the Post Dispatch Comics!
Soulard Tough Guy Gets Shot at Spike TV’s “The Ultimate Fighter”
Kurt Warner a Possible Dancing With the Stars Entrant?
St. Louis Wins “Other Guys” Premiere
Project Runway Season 8 Includes Two Designers From St. Louis
Tips for the Chicagoan Visiting St. Louis
The New York Times Visits St. Louis for 36 Hours
Local Man Bill Keaggy to Appear on Jimmy Kimmel July 1st
Tony LaRussa Watches Step Brothers During Press Conference
Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is
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The Legend of Links
St. Louis is Bored
Links From a Clown
Did We Miss Anything?
Punching Kitty One a Year Ago
Links: The World At Large, Filtered Down and Delivered. Please Tip.
Links For Your Blue Monday
Oh Hey, a List of Links!
Links: Because We Were Writing a Long Post All Night
Links: Were You Click To Get the News From Someone Else
Visit St. Louis! It’s Difficulty is ‘Easy’ and It’s Only 6 Steps!
Links, Because We Care, But Not Enough For a Full Post
We Have Such a Raging Link Right Now!
Links Around St. Louis and Beyond – All Star Edition
Zt. Louis II: The Adventure of Links
Lets Trade Some Links!
Its Not All About Us St. Louis: Today’s Links
If You Click on Links it Will Keep Your Fingers From Getting Cold
Super Fun Patrol Get Glasses and Channels Chris Rock
Your Monday Morning Links
5 Links From Around The Lou
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Mayor Slay Proves He’s Horrible at Sports Betting
Lewis Reed is Running For Mayor of St. Louis
February 29th: An Extra Day in St. Louis is an Extra Day to Die!
The New St. Louis Holiday Card Has Been Selected!
Have You Heard the One Where the Occupiers Met With the Mayor’s Staff?
Mayor Slay Found an Almost Dead Guy in South City
We Gave Mayor Slay His Own Meme!
The City Earning Tax Stays For Another Five Years
Mayor Slay is Still Begging the Missouri Senate For Control of Police Department
2010 Census: So It Seems People Do Hate Being Robbed, Mugged and Shot
Mayor Slay is Here to Help
Mayor Slay: Hey NFL, Have the Giants and Vikings Game in St. Louis! NFL: No.
5 Things That Are More Popular on Facebook Than Mayor Slay and One That Isn’t
Mayor’s Nephew Charged With Stalking
City to Jack up Water Prices, Start Charging for Trash
St. Louis Apparently Big in Chess Scene So We Pick Who Should Play the Pieces.
Mayor Slay Takes a Swing at the Kickball Issue
The Mayor Hates the Strippermobile
Mayor Slay is Getting Bossy on Twitter
Mayor’s Office Internet Poll Offers Glimpse of Local Porn Usage and Takes Shots at Charter
Is the Mayor Starting a Rams Riot?
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The 5 Best Cherokee Street Cinco de Mayo Moments
Photos: Kyle Turley at Blueberry Hill
Summing Up the Weekend
Joplin: Before and After
St. Louis in Photos: A Shel Silverstein Tattoo
The KSDK Staff Takes a Look in to the Past…It’s Rough.
St. Louisan Makes the Very First Ford Escort Truck
As the Cardinals Play the Cubs, Lets Take a Look on Their Fans
Ever Wondered What St. Louis Looked Like Before the Arch?
Morons in the Humidity: A Busch Stadium Safari
Goodbye Penis…Please Crawl Back Out At Some Point
Look Out Behind You! We Have Con-tamination 2010 Photos
Photos: Lady Gaga Hits St. Louis
The Vital Voice Relaunch Party: Photos
Chess and Poop: St. Louis in Photos
Thanksgiving at City Diner
Stock Photos of White Old People Are Racist Thinks Moron
When the Fur Flies in St. Louis, Gabe Hartwig Takes a Photo
People Don’t Think St. Louis is Sexy? TotallyNotVanilla.com Isn’t Helping
More Ways For You To Add Awesomeness to PunchingKitty.com!
Byroncrawford.com Takes You on a Stroll Through the Adult Entertainment Expo
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The Internet Says St. Louis Has a PR Problem
Too Soon St. Charles Netflix Users!
Damn That’s a Nice Coyote Hat
Passed Out Pirates Fan Gets Face Queef
Craigslist: Searching for the Real Housewife of Jefferson County
The Old Rock House Website Is Hacked…Yes, Again.
The Old Rock House’s New Website Has Already Been Hacked
That’s Probably Not Fog Around the Weather Man’s House
What’s the Deal With This Billboard on Gravois?
Your Alton Tax Dollars at Work!
St. Louis in Photos: A Shel Silverstein Tattoo
Ever Wondered What St. Louis Looked Like Before the Arch?
Woman at Komen Walk Shields Herself From Cancerous Thing Off Camera
Albert Pujols Has a Cousin Named Harry
Is That Dana Loesch on VH1’s Tough Love Couples?
This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While
Guy Craps Himself at Brentwood Bar
Found on Opening Day: The Greatest Shirsey Ever!
Fat Lady Takes Rascal Through Drive Through
Is Stacy Park a Secret Government Installation? Google Maps: Yes.
Sighting: Flipping Out’s Jeff Lewis at Outback
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Virginia Kerr to Get Bumped to “Great Day” by Her Brunette Clone
Keith Olberman Gives St. Louis Pundit Dana Loesch a TV Hug on Return Show
Steve Jackson Talks About Rams Receivers, Lockouts and Hair on the T. Ocho Show
Kurt Warner a Possible Dancing With the Stars Entrant?
KSDK Hitches It’s Wagon to the Worst Football Team in NFL (Rams)
Lost Finally Ends and KDNL Gives Us…The Simpsons?!
Science Proves That the Rams Made a Good Pick in the Fourth Round
Joe Buck’s Show Got Cancelled
John Gadson isn’t Very Good at Reporting Stuff
Virginia Kerr’s Hot Reporter Competition: Fox2’s April Simpson
Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is
Blind Item: Stupid Like a…
Punching Kitty Finds Six Sitcoms Based in Missouri
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
America’s Next Top Model Not Canceled Yet and Coming to St. Louis
We Don’t Get Fox’s All-Star Game Commercial
St. Louisan Sells Michael Jackson Stuff on EBay and the Same Story to Two Stations
Extension Be Dammed: KDNL To Drop Analog TV Signal Today
Local News: Tune in at 10 to see the Best of the Super Bowl Commercials!
And the Crown Goes To…! A Pageant Retrospective in Jaw Distension
First ClearChannel, and Now KSDK?
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A Supercut of a Bunch of Horrible Missouri Drivers
Tailgate32 Visits St. Louis
Guy Records Himself Flushing Each Toilet in SLU’s Ritter Hall
Please Stop Rapping About St. Louis
Sold on St. Louis!
We Fill Out The Last 5 “Ram Rules”
The Kid That Taped The USC Students Banging on a Building is a Cardinals Fan
The RFT Throws Their Panties at Weird St. Louis Rap Video Guy
Awesome St. Louis Destination Video
Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
Found: Time Lapse Video of Driving In To St. Louis
Mission Impossible Cats, Because You Know, the Whole Kitty Thing
What the Hell is Going On Here?
Found Video: A St. Louis Time Lapse
St. Louis Has a Yo-Yo Expert
Dr. Seuss is Mayor Slay’s New Speech Writer
F*ck You Dodger Fans
Yoked By Our Own History
The 10 Cutest Cat Moments
Cardinals + Creed + Awesome Effect = Videogasm
Found: KMOV’s Channel 4 Newsbusters Promo
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Fox2 Sports Broadcast: Headline Goes Here
Todd Akin is Legitimately Retarded
KTVI, Fox 2, is Horrible at Twitter
Fox 2 Cleans House, but Adds Hot Reporter From Oklahoma
Fox2’s Randi Naughton Used to Work at the Buffalo Playboy Club
Maria Spagnuolo Will Haunt Your Dreams
Fox 2’s John Brown Gets Beat Up by a Little Cardinal
We Got Fanmail From Fox2’s Charlie Marlow Last Night!
Fox2′s “Web Center” is Apparently a Closet With a Computer in it
Pelican Bites Guy in the Balls on Fox 2
John Gadson isn’t Very Good at Reporting Stuff
Fox 2’s Charlie Marlow Has a Message For You
If You Used a Valet at the Hyatt, Your Car is Famous!
We Got a Letter From Charles Jaco Last Night!
Is There a Spam Mafia War Brewing At Fox 2?
Fox 2’s John Pertzborn is a Twitter Spammer
Did Charles Jaco Fake a Desert Storm CNN Report?
Fox2’s Black History Month Sponsored By Church’s Chicken?
Fox 2 General Manager Can’t Go Number 2 With the Rest of You People
More Horrible Local TV Promos: “Here’s 2 St. Louis” From Fox 2
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Glad To See STLToday Hasn’t Lost That Magic Headline Touch
Old Timey Gossip Columnist Jerry Berger Accused of Sexual Misconduct
STLToday Facebook Poll Reveals the NFL Draft Makes Your Dick Hurt
Fact Checking This Year’s STLToday Mardi Gras Dos and Don’ts
STLToday.com’s Headline [FIXED]
STLToday’s Best Photo and Caption Combo Ever?
The Cardinals Kiss Cam: Looking at Your Fat Ass Isn’t Any Better Than Two Dudes
Post Dispatch Steals Our Term With a Pretty Picture!
STLToday.com Finally Gets a Redesign
Kurt Greenbaum Leaving STLToday For Greener Patch-ures?
Woah! Be Cool STLToday. No One Needs to Get Hurt Today.
Whoops!: STLToday Has the Best Ads
Post Dispatch Moves Around People’s Jobs on “Pretend Any of This Matters” Day.
The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Kurt Greenbaum Thinks He Did Nothing Wrong (with video)
Greenbaum to Giving Tips About How to Handle New Media?!
Greenbaum Returns! STLToday’s Comments Under Hilarious Attack
STLToday Looking To Upgrade That Commenting System?
The Post Dispatch’s “Social Media Guy” Tattles on Naughty Commenter, Craps on Privacy Policy
STLToday Takes Annoying Ads to the Next Level
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Vernita Bruce Is Not Don King, So Just Stop Making Those Jokes Now. Frankly It’s A Bit Lazy.
Lets Save the North City Community Center You Guys!
A North St. Louis Woman Set Herself on Fire After a Gas Fight
St. Louis Drug Dealers Are Horrible Salesmen
One Ice Cream Truck, Two Robberies
New in St. Louis: People Getting Shot For NOT Buying Drugs
Just One? Oh KMOV, You’re Just Not Looking Hard Enough!
Pie Charts For Science
North City White Castle Thief Thought She Could Make the Jump
Man Starts Armed Police Standoff While Holding Infant
A North Side Story
Man Beaten With 2×4 in North City Basement
North City Residents Want Laclede Gas to Fill Their Holes
St. Louis: The Face Shootin’-est City This Side of the Mississippi!
Maybe Just Don’t Worry About Line Cutters in North St. Louis
Gangs Clean Up North St. Louis City, Still Plan to Shoot at Each Other
South St. Louis Gets a Taste of North St. Louis
Stolen Cars in North City Come With Free Bullets!
Wash U More Dangerous Than UMSL?
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O’Fallon, Illinois’ Water is Stinky
The New Menards Store in O’Fallon Ain’t Gonna Happen, Damn You Obama!
Pedro Chavez is a Determined Molester
KMOV Reporter Watches Grass Grow in O’Fallon
Tough Angry Biker Guy: 0; Old Man With Semi-Automatic Weapon: 1
(Updated) Naked O’Fallon Man Bit a Police Officer’s Face
Guy Claims He Was Car Jacked on Highway K, Police Immediately Call Him a Liar
O’Fallon Man Got Busted For Being Internet Perv
High School Summer Camp “Pranked” With Pot Brownies
O’Fallon Police Finger the Fingerer Named Finger For Child Molestation
Mr. Pringle is a Little Too Friendly in the Gym, Charged with Sexual Abuse
St. Charles Gas Station Clerks Scare Easily
Betty White Stole Some Jewelry in O’Fallon, Missouri
Area Man Makes Mustang Ugly for the Troops
Random Gunfire Moves to St. Charles County
O’Fallon and St. Peters Missouri Are Government Kiss-ups
O’Fallon MO Police Join Twitter
Come Claim Your Gatorade From the O’Fallon Police Department
Wait You Can’t Pay For Your Lemonade With Penis?
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East St. Louis: Where You Can Get Robbed While at Church
East St. Louis Video Taping Food Stamp Fights To Share With the World
East St. Louis’ Curfew is Already Working
Best School Lunch Ever and All It Took Was a Bunch of Sewage
Police Raid East St. Louis Nightclubs, Because Why Not?
SNL Piles on With East St. Louis Jokes
The Federal Government Finally Noticed How Hard East St. Louis Sucks
East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself
Frozen Meat Found to be Ineffective on Overdose Victims
East St. Louis Layoff Policemen, Please Don’t Tell All the Criminals
East St. Louis Thugs Running Out of Stuff to Steal
Why So Serious? Police Catch World’s Greatest Criminal Mind in East St. Louis
Former NBAer John Salley Tells a Disgusting Tale of East St. Louis Stripper
Suspect in Brutal Murder Believes in Karma According to MySpace
Science Explains Why East St. Louis Sucks Giant Zoo Elephant Butt
Mayor of East St. Louis Finally Realizes East St. Louis Sucks
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Adults Visit High School, Beat Up Freshman
Popular Bluff Man Beats Parents With Baseball Bat, Tells Police
South County Woman Beats the Hell Out of Her Possibly Demonic Grandmother
Horrible Face-Shooting Thieving D*ckhead Brought to Justice
KMOV’s Matt Sczesny Got Beat Up
Three Women Attack a Red Lobster Waitress
Guy Gets Saved and Then Arrested for Assault
Woman Arrested For Beating Up Kid and Not Having Enough Eyebrow Hair
Horse Outsmarts Downtown Carriage Jacker
(Updated) Naked O’Fallon Man Bit a Police Officer’s Face
Stupid Richmond Heights Kids Are Stupid and Violent
Score One For Dierbergs: Man Runs Over People in Schnucks Parking Lot
Craig Cornett Beat Up a 75-Year Old Man
Hammer Time at Buckingham Place With Patrick Sweeney
Dog the Bounty Hunter Would Never Mace Your Balls Like These Guys
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Oh Fireworks! …Maybe
This Week in Duh: St. Charles County is Healthy, and St. Louis City is Not
Are County Leaders Shipping Their Homeless to the City? (Probably.)
If You Pay For the Zoo, Then Take Some Cheap Parking
The City Earning Tax Stays For Another Five Years
St. Louis Starts Prepping It’s 250th Birthday Celebration
Top 10 Tips For Those Moving to the City
Charles Schmitz Thinks St. Louis City Should Eat St. Louis County
St. Louis to Start Charging for Trash Collection
City Advertises to Lower Crime Instead of Investing in Robocop
St. Louis Named ‘Distinctive Destination’, Also Told it Has a Great Personality
So Basically, Every Street in St. Louis Sucks to Cross
City Workers Throw Away Homeless Guy’s Heart Meds
St. Louis County People Kill Each Other Less Than Last Year
Guy With Vested Interests Says Population Rising Downtown
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Punching Kitty on the John Carney Show: 08.09.2012
Punching Kitty on the John Carney Show: 08.02.2012
The John Carney Show Segment: June 14th, 2012
JC Corcoran Fired, Trish Gazall Quits (and Returns to) KTRS
KTRS’ JC Corcoran Suspended 2 Weeks for Telling Pretty Much Everyone To Blow Themselves
Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day!
Whatever the Opposite of “Breaking News” is: Two St. Louis Radio Guys Your Parents Listen to Are Angry With Each Other
KFNS Now Offers Free SPAM to Those That Sign Up!
J.C. Corcoran Told Some Whiny Bitch to Shut Up
JC Corcoran Joins KTRS, Bumps Charles Jaco
The Cardinals Radio Broadcasts Go Back to KMOX
Trish Gazall to Leave KTRS 550
Updated: Listen to Mike on 550am @ 2:40
Kramer’s Website is Maybe the Worst Thing Ever
Trouble at the Big 550: Vic and Brian Kelly Fired.
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Gas is Expensive
New city attraction signs aren’t free to businesses
Missouri Attorney General Chris Koster Lists the 15 Worst Charities
Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Top 10 Things We Wish Stan Kroenke Would Step in and Buy
New Casino Opens to Allow Old People Slowly Die While Giving Their Money Away
St. Louis City Faces Budget Cuts
Rich Guy Toys With Science Center
Come Buy Some Random Crap From St. Charles This Weekend!
Eye For an Eye: Missouri Taking Prisoner’s Left Behind Money
St. Louis Cops Catch a Weak James Bond
Blind Item: Stupid Like a…
Is Your Metro Bus Line Getting Killed Off?
Laclede Gas is Doing Just Fine Thanks
Wanna Buy the Naming Rights for Your Kid’s High School Gym?
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KMOX Decides Who is “Pervy” Now
KSDK Thinks It’s On Cable, Goes Pretty Much All News
NBC Nightly News Takes Political Poll at Woofies?!
Leisa Zigman is Giving You the Straight Dope Yo!
St. Louis Globe-Democrat Launches
Virginia Kerr’s Hot Reporter Competition: Fox2’s April Simpson
Slow News Day For St. Louis Outlets: Three Examples of Non-News
Cordell Whitlock Drops KSDK Like its Hot
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
St. Louisan Sells Michael Jackson Stuff on EBay and the Same Story to Two Stations
Kay Quinn Tweets Through Her Furlough
One Crazy Slow News Day: USA Today Reports Trains are On Time.
Death of Bishop Puts Smile of the Face of News Reporter According to Google News
Local News: Tune in at 10 to see the Best of the Super Bowl Commercials!
First ClearChannel, and Now KSDK?
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The Democrats Like Charlotte, North Carolina Better Than Us
Figures The Weird Scientist is From St. Louis
Even the President Takes Shots at the Cubs
Obama to Visit St. Louis
Republican Kids to Get a 5-Day Weekend?
All Star 2009: The Obama First Pitch
If You Actually Got a Ticket to the All Star Game, Don’t Bring Anything
If You Click on Links it Will Keep Your Fingers From Getting Cold
Your Monday Morning Links
Metromix Creates Sexiest Photo Gallery of All Time at STL Inaugural Ball
Why Stop With Obama Boulevard?
A Translation: From Jealous Poet-Speak to English
The St. Louis Twitter Scene Responds to President Obama
Your New U.S. President, Brought to you by “Mall Cop”!
President Obama’s First Act to Name This “National No Other News Than Me” Day
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You Really Don’t Want to See Anyone With the Nickname “Thickness” Parked Outside a School
The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About
St. Louis Cop Claims Responsibility for Leaked Crime Scene Photo
Woah! Calm Down Rams Fans!
Woman at Komen Walk Shields Herself From Cancerous Thing Off Camera
The Shocker on Jefferson
Your World Champion 1926 Cardinals!
Birds of a Feather, Pose for Douchey Photos?
Photo: St. Louis in the Fall
Post Dispatch Runs Out of News, Starts Posting Headshots on Home Page
Punching Kitty Tags the Ameristar Parking Lot
What the Hell is Vince Coleman Doing?
Metromix Creates Sexiest Photo Gallery of All Time at STL Inaugural Ball
STLDrunks.com Captures Example of “Ugly Friend” in the Wild
Photo: Actually Punching a Kitty
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Cardinals Dominate Cincinnati’s “Most Disliked Sports Personalities”
St. Louis Loses a Sports Star From Every Major Team Today
Bryan Burwell Wants to Remind You That You Are Horrible People
Steve Jackson Responds to Claims He Knocked Around a Knocked-Up Broad
Pujols is the MVP of the Decade
The ESPN Mothership Turns on WXOS
101 ESPN’s Randy Karraker to Buy Rams?
Cardinal Playoff Beards: NLDS
Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is
God the Rams are Freaking Horrible
Rams Still Suck
Are 1380 the Team and 590 the Fan For Sale?
Post Dispatch Sports Finds Twitter
The Zippo Awards For No Reason Whatsoever
The 2009 U.S. Chess Championship Comes to Saint Louis
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MetroLink Stations to Get New Art No One Asked For
Beware of Venom on Shenandoah and Jefferson
The Spandex House of South City
What’s the Deal With This Billboard on Gravois?
St. Louis iPhone Photography at Beautifulou
Lambert Airport Adds New Art to Take Your Mind off of the Naked Pictures They Just Took of You
The Odd Seafood Art of the Schnucks on Arsenal
Found Video: A St. Louis Time Lapse
Exploring the Urinal Art at Blueberry Hill
Post Dispatch Sends Bonetti Packing, and He Goes Out Like A Bitch
Streetballers Opens This Friday
People Don’t Think St. Louis is Sexy? TotallyNotVanilla.com Isn’t Helping
Street Musician: A CurrentTV Video Flimed in the Loop
Lambert Add Window on St. Louis, Quickly Shuts Shades
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Mad Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman Visits F15teen’s Winter Bikini Contest
The Kyle Turley Band at Old Rock House This Sunday
Infamous Club Lure Tries to Hide as Club Amnesia, Fails
Ameristar’s HOME Nightclub Shuts Down, Surrounding Area’s Herpes Level to Drop 58%
Awesome St. Louis Destination Video
Tips for the Chicagoan Visiting St. Louis
Top 5 Places to Go Watch the World Cup
St. Louis Chicks with Douchey Guys
Birds of a Feather, Pose for Douchey Photos?
Exploring the Urinal Art at Blueberry Hill
PlaybackSTL Music Festival: Ssshhh. Apparently its a Secret!
Go to Blueberry Hill Today For The Gettysburger!
STLDrunks.com Captures Example of “Ugly Friend” in the Wild
What the Hell Was Going on @ F15teen This Weekend?
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Guy Shoots Himself in the Leg During Traffic Stop
Sometimes the Only Way to Win an Argument is to Throw Yourself From a Moving Car
Guy Admits To Robbing Over 160 Cars a Month
St. Louis Police Release Car Jacker, Said He Had an Honest Face
Police Say Your Downtown Parked Car Might Get Stolen, Public Replies With “Duh.”
Car Crashes in to Downtown Hooters
What Do You Do When the Cops Reach in Your Window For Your Drugs?
Guy Shoots Himself While Trying to Stop Car Thieves
Area Man Makes Mustang Ugly for the Troops
Alton Man Crashes Car in to Ex-Wife’s House, Probably Yelled “Take That Bitch!” While Doing It
18 Year Old Girls Ratchet Up the Hurt on Computer Nerds, Crash Car Through Computer Store
She Must Have Really Wanted a Snow Cone
Thieves Rip off Weather Man’s Car Outside of KSDK Office
Another Moron Crashes in to Someone’s House
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Horrible Kitten Crime With Cute Photo Chaser
Craig Cornett Died
A North Side Story
Mitchell Page Died
CBS Early Show Analyzes August Busch IV, While Post Dispatch Keeps Playing that 911 Tape
August Busch IV’s Girlfriend Found Dead at His Home
A Guy Died During a Parking Lot Crash on Hampton
73 Year Old Man Killed After Standing on I-44
Deadly Highways: Drive Through Missouri if You Dare
New Casino Opens to Allow Old People Slowly Die While Giving Their Money Away
Stolen Cars in North City Come With Free Bullets!
Woman Killed While Trying to Cross I-70
Dave Sinclair Gets a New Address
Local Magazine Death Watch 2009: The Beginning
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The Powell Square Building Will Be Coming Down…On Purpose!
Guy Shoots Himself in the Leg During Traffic Stop
St. Louis Started a Washington Avenue Curfew
A Bunch of Snakes Were Stolen From the Aquarium in the City Museum
No One in St. Louis Bothered to Pick Up that Dead Crazy Downtown Deer From Friday
Some Guy Got Shot in the Face While Leaving His Apartment
Horse Outsmarts Downtown Carriage Jacker
The New Arch Grounds Plan Reminds Us of Something Dirty
Have You Heard the One Where the Occupiers Met With the Mayor’s Staff?
The Cabbies Respond to Us Making Fun of Them
Police Say Your Downtown Parked Car Might Get Stolen, Public Replies With “Duh.”
Downtown Population Grows 3%
Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think
Guy With Vested Interests Says Population Rising Downtown
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Your Favorite Punching Kitty Stories of 2012 According to Facebook
Stop Shooting People in Their Faces You Assholes!
STLToday Facebook Poll Reveals the NFL Draft Makes Your Dick Hurt
Enough With the “Rally Squirrel” Crap
Missouri State Government: The Internet is Scary After Your Facebook Gets Hacked!
5 Things That Are More Popular on Facebook Than Mayor Slay and One That Isn’t
KSDK Exposes Minor’s Name in the Parkway Central Facebook Drama
Facebook: Foiling Morons’ School Shooting Plans Since 2010
Really? KSDK’s Art Holliday Has a Fan Club
Ladue Has a Yacht Club? On Facebook They Do.
Updated: Listen to Mike on 550am @ 2:40
Former St. Louis Cop Sues Facebook
Beatle Bob is Our Fan, You Should be Too
Be Our Fan on Facebook!
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Horrible Kitten Crime With Cute Photo Chaser
Kitten Wrestling
For Your Thursday: A Kitten Being Hugged by a Monkey
Kitties: You Think Having Hiccups are Bad? Try Gassy Hiccups.
Meaningless Friday Post: Kitten Massage Therapy
PETA Protests Children’s Hospital over Kitty Poking
That Whole Pretzel Thing
Mission Impossible Cats, Because You Know, the Whole Kitty Thing
Tuesday Cat Massage
Auto-tuned Kitties
Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat
The 10 Cutest Cat Moments
3 Kittens 1 Box
Random: Kittens Inspired by Kittens
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Guy Busted Making Meth in White Castle Parking Lot
Your Daily Meth News: Stolen Licenses and the Walmart Lady Returns
Someone Was Making Meth in the South County Walmart
Remember Jem? She’s Doing Meth Now in Cottage Hills Apparently
Task Force Finds 3 St. Charles Meth Labs
Guy That Escaped Meth House Explosion Gets Busted Via Facebook
Illinois’ Has Run Out of Ideas, Turns to Posters to Stop Meth
Sheriff Arrested on Suspicion of Being a Meth Dealer
Bryan Lang Had A Lot of Meth Labs In His Place
Washington Meth Lab Doubled as a Daycare
You Can’t Bring Your Gun and Ammo in to Walmart
Home Explosion Sadly Meth, and Not Mad Scientist Related
Some Dude Made His Meth in a Sonic
Officials Say Meth Use Falling, Not So Says Shirtless Guy With Holes In Teeth
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The Cardinals Just Accomplished the Largest Comeback in a Postseason Elimination Game Ever
5 Reasons Why the Nationals’ Bryce Harper is a Douche
NLCS: Game 3
Cardinals: NLDS Game 5
Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs!
Quick, Everyone Get Back on the Cardinals Bandwagon
Cardinals 2010: It Was Over, but Now It’s Really Over
Twitter Responds to the Cardinals Early Playoff Exit
F*ck You Dodger Fans
Cardinal Playoff Beards: NLDS
Oh Holliday…
The Playoffs Start Today, So Get Your Playoff Beards Going Dudes!
Dan Ceasar Weeps For the One Guy that Doesn’t Have Cable, a Friend or Knows Where a Bar Is
Cardinals Willing to Make a Deal For Postseason Tickets
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So Much Snow!
The New Tornado Warnings Are Here and They Are Gonna Scare the Crap Out of You!
Crazy Guy Claims the Arch Can Control the Weather
Five Things You Just Can’t Do When It’s This Damn Hot
Fulton Tornado Alarm Snoozed For One Full Day
KPLR News: People Slip More When There’s Ice Than When There Isn’t Ice
Local News Confirms Their Weather Delusion to Gail Pennington
We’re All Going to Die: “Historic” Winter Storm is Coming
Finding Things in the Weather Radar is Fun
It’s Really Hot in St. Louis…Here’s How Hot
St. Louis Under Lightning Siege!
You Know Those St. Louis Summers…
KMOV Chases Storms and Annoys Twitter Followers
KSDK Weather Alert!
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KFNS Now Offers Free SPAM to Those That Sign Up!
Jay Mohr Says Pujols is Worth It…and Agrees that Jason Barrett is Creepy
KFNS Actually Found a Way to Reach Fewer People Tuesday Morning
The Cardinals Radio Broadcasts Go Back to KMOX
Bryan Burwell Out at 101ESPN?
See, We Told You That Was JC’s Head
We Broke ESPN 101’s Promo Format Equation
Something is Different With ‘The Morning After’…
Comparing 101 ESPN’s Shadowy Host to JC Corcoran’s Head
101 ESPN Starts Killing Time Until it Can Get JC in the House
Brain Dump on Things Too Short to Be a Post
The ESPN Mothership Turns on WXOS
101 ESPN’s Randy Karraker to Buy Rams?
Sara Dayley Might Get Benched at 101 ESPN
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Some Guy in High Ridge Brandon Lee’d His Friend
Dad Accidentally Shoots Kid While Talking About Gun Safety
Sometimes the Only Way to Win an Argument is to Throw Yourself From a Moving Car
KSDK’s Ann Rubin Isn’t Fazed By Traffic Accidents
Arch Worker Pinned Between Arch Tram and a Hard Place Yesterday
Car Crashes in to Downtown Hooters
A Guy Died During a Parking Lot Crash on Hampton
I-70 Accident Triggers Twitter’s Shark Jumping Event
Police Chase in Loop Ends Badly
Maybe You Shouldn’t Cross the Highway on Foot
18 Year Old Girls Ratchet Up the Hurt on Computer Nerds, Crash Car Through Computer Store
Watch Out, It’s Crazy Out There!
Another Moron Crashes in to Someone’s House
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Adults Visit High School, Beat Up Freshman
East St. Louis Video Taping Food Stamp Fights To Share With the World
Vernita Bruce Is Not Don King, So Just Stop Making Those Jokes Now. Frankly It’s A Bit Lazy.
The Last Last Samurai Got Arrested in Kirkwood
Dog Poop Causes Fight at Lucas Park
A Crazy Fight Went Down at Meramec Community College
Town and Country Alderman is a Horrible Liar
KMOV Cat Fight!
This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While
Hoes Be Trippin in the Loop Yesterday
One Year Old Tries to Take On 26 Year Old and Loses
St. Louis’ Pi: The Fightingest Pizza Place on Twitter!
Another Proud Day for Missouri: Dude Bites Another Dude’s Earlobe Off.
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Guy Stabs Another Guy Downtown Over a Bag of Cheetos
Larry Rice Isn’t Going to Tell You Where He’s Planning on Stashing the Homeless
Are County Leaders Shipping Their Homeless to the City? (Probably.)
It’s Raining Homeless Children in St. Louis
Hopeville Residents Get Moved Again…to Apartments!
Homeless Camp Hopeville Under Fire Over Fires
Hopeville Homeless Camp Not Gone, Just Somewhere Else Now
Woman Wakes Up to Homeless Guy in House
Hopeville Springs Until About a Month From Now
City Workers Throw Away Homeless Guy’s Heart Meds
Donna Judish is the Sexiest Woman In St. Louis and Here’s My Plan to Get Her
Who Says There Isn’t Fine Real Estate Available in St. Louis?
St. Louis Chemical Trap Finally Nabs a Homeless Guy
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The Valley Park Mayor is So Exhausted He Argued, Ran and Spit on the Police
The Brooklyn, Illinois Mayor is a Total Dick
East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself
Mayor Slay Says Police Are Liars When Reporting Crime Data
Mayor Slay Gets in to the Sports Reporting Business
Sunset Hills is a Retard Factory
Dr. Seuss is Mayor Slay’s New Speech Writer
Oh Crap, the Mayor is Reading
Maida Coleman Finds Way Around Pesky Primaries
March 3rd Mayoral Primary Race Warming to Room Temperature
Mayor Slay Praises Reed For Red Light Camera Changes
If You Click on Links it Will Keep Your Fingers From Getting Cold
5 Links From Around The Lou
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Todd Akin is Legitimately Retarded
St. Charles County Man Found Guilty of Having Great Hair (and Threatening a Judge)
Jermaine Johnson is Probably The Worst Boyfriend Of All Time
Some Guy Raped a Four-year-old and Gave it an STD
Comic Book Guy Standoff: Please Do Not Arrest Me on the Display Case, It Contains a Valuable Mary Worth
Missouri Sex Slave Previously Featured in Hustler’s Taboo Magazine
4 Men Charged With Multi-Year Sexual Assault
Uplands Park Cop Admits to Banging Craigslist Hookers
Woman Found Almost Dead in Forest Park Creek Bed. The Boy Scouts Are on the Case!
Dude. WTF?!
Unharmed? I Think the Cat Would Disagree!
Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers
Breaking: KFNS Producer Arrested on Rape Charges
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Substitute Teachers are the Best!
Local Group to Offer “Almost Free” Gun Training to Teachers
Best School Lunch Ever and All It Took Was a Bunch of Sewage
Collinsville School Bus Drops Off Kid At Wrong Stop, Leaves Him Wandering the Streets
You Really Don’t Want to See Anyone With the Nickname “Thickness” Parked Outside a School
Policeman Fake Arrests Kid During Career Day
Eighth Grade Class Attacked by Yellow Jackets!
Missouri Gets 54 Million Dollars for Winning Crappiest Schools Contest
Illinois Wants Four Day School Weeks, Apparently Hates Parents
Local Kid Gets Perfect Score on ACT
Normandy to Eat Wellston, Not in a Sexy Way
Sedalia, Missouri’s School District is Run By Spineless Morons
Wanna Buy the Naming Rights for Your Kid’s High School Gym?
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They Blew Up the Blanchette Bridge
Highlights From the St. Charles County Incident Report
Tough Angry Biker Guy: 0; Old Man With Semi-Automatic Weapon: 1
This Week in Duh: St. Charles County is Healthy, and St. Louis City is Not
Two St. Charles Kids Were Raised in Stinky House Filled With Lizards Snakes and Rats
County Problems: Not So Automatic, Automatic Doors
Guy Claims He Was Car Jacked on Highway K, Police Immediately Call Him a Liar
Wentzville Church Trivia Night Ends With Accidental Shooting
It Took 11 Days to For Someone to Notice a Dead Body at the Ameristar Parking Garage
St. Charles County Home to World’s Best Mom
There’s One Less Thing to Crush Up and Snort Legally in St. Charles County
Trasher Escapes Cyber Harassment Charges, Can’t Escape the Fact that She’s a Moron
St. Charles County Also Hates Bicycles
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Anheuser Busch Jumps in to the At Home Draft Market with St. Louis Exclusive
Anheuser-Bush Inbev Readies New Beer, Hipster Readies Tumblr Blog About How it Sucks
Anheuser-Busch InBev Recalls Bitter Beer…Again
Inbev Makes Bud Light Official NFL Beer Sponsor
Even Sitting in a Dumpster, Beer is Beer
Getting a Clydesdale to Dump on Your Lawn Will Cost You $2000
Anheuser-Busch InBev Sues Guy Making Baby Beer Bottles
Photoshopping St. Louis: The Cardinals’ Favorite Hangout
Is Dairy Queen Sponsoring a Reefer Bash?
Links, Because We Care, But Not Enough For a Full Post
Its August, the Cubs Fans Are Starting to Get Restless (and Drunk)
Free Beer for Ladies: August Busch IV is Back on the Market
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Police Chief Dotson is Already Getting Good at the Crime Numbers Math Game
East St. Louis Police Chief Fires Himself
Police Sweep Through Cahokia, Arresting Pretty Much Everyone
St. Louis Regains Title of Most Dangerous City!
City Advertises to Lower Crime Instead of Investing in Robocop
Steve Jackson Responds to Claims He Knocked Around a Knocked-Up Broad
Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend!
This Lady Really Sucks at Sign Making
Mayor of East St. Louis Finally Realizes East St. Louis Sucks
Creepy Looking Police Officer Raped and Robbed Hookers
St. Louis County People Kill Each Other Less Than Last Year
Breaking: KFNS Producer Arrested on Rape Charges
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Dad Accidentally Shoots Kid While Talking About Gun Safety
Man Starts Armed Police Standoff While Holding Infant
Crazy Old Man Arrested for Being a Crazy Old Man With a Gun
Missouri Man Dies During Gun Safety Class
You Can’t Bring Your Gun and Ammo in to Walmart
Don’t Put Down Your Gun When Robbing People
UMSL Locks Down Campus Because of a Professor That Still Likes His Job
Don’t F*ck With the Rally’s Drive Through
Woah! Be Cool STLToday. No One Needs to Get Hurt Today.
Kid Shoots Himself in the Ass with Shotgun
Old Guy Robs Bank
The First Rule of Gun Safety is Do Not Talk About Gun Safety
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Missouri Governor Jay Nixon Wants Your Stupid Kid to Be Smarter
Mizzou Study: Fat Kids Can’t Do Math
Policeman Fake Arrests Kid During Career Day
Missouri Wants Permission to Leave a Few Children Behind
St. Louis Kids Love New Game: Choking Themselves
It’s Raining Homeless Children in St. Louis
Beatle Bob Thinks Kids Will Listen to Him
St. Louis Kid #1 Ranked Pokemon Player in the World
Remember to Wash Your 7-Year-Olds Only on the Delicate Cycle
The Dirty Uncovers One of St. Louis’ Finest Parents
Republican Kids to Get a 5-Day Weekend?
The Wiggles are Coming!
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Amazon.com Says St. Louis is the 18th Most Romantic City
We Prove That Being on Priceline’s Top Labor Day Destinations List is Actually Bad
Lambert Airport Gets Third on Worst Airport List
St. Louis is Manly
St. Louis Ranks #1 in Something, It’s Best We Don’t Get into Specifics
Another Study Says it Sucks to Live in St. Louis
St. Louis Dudes Have the 10th Biggest Wangs in America
Top Twenty Isn’t Bad: St. Louis Metro Ranked 18th in Population
Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis
St. Louis Named ‘Distinctive Destination’, Also Told it Has a Great Personality
This Top 10 List Seems A Little Lame
Lake St. Louis is the Ninth Best Place to Live in America
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KTRS’ JC Corcoran Suspended 2 Weeks for Telling Pretty Much Everyone To Blow Themselves
STLToday’s Best Photo and Caption Combo Ever?
What Will Happen With Pujols?
No Pujols in This Year’s Home Run Derby
Pujols’ Agent Quits Firm
Links For Your Blue Monday
The Onion Swings and Misses on Pujols Article
Cardinals on Pace for 162 Wins!
Pujols No-Shows, Kansas City All Hurt and Whiney
Links: Were You Click To Get the News From Someone Else
We Have Such a Raging Link Right Now!
No Matter How Many Animals You’ve Tortured, You Still Love Pujols
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Are the Cardinals Shipping Rasmus to the White Sox?
Cardinals Prepare to Ship Out Shortstop Brendan Ryan
Pfffft. You Don’t Mean That Johnny Damon!
The Reds Are the New Cardinals: Jim Edmonds Acquired by Reds
Cards Trade Ludwick: Everyone’s Pissed but Jake Westbrook
Cardinals Have Internal Discussions About Trading Brendan Ryan for Alex Rodriguez
Phillies Want to Trade Ryan Howard for Pujols
Governor Jay Nixon Got Some Very Fancy Chinese Delivery
The Rams Traded Someone
A Holliday Weekend in St. Louis
Has Chris Duncan Been Traded? Yes! (Updated x 4)
Lets Trade Some Links!
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Larry Rice Wants to Buy a YMCA for $1
Drunk Couple Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Belleville Woman Calls 911 Because Her Husband Took Her Beer
KMOV Wants You To Know They Don’t Believe This Story Either
Lindenwood University Can’t Have Nice Things
Jogger Gets Pantsed, Didn’t Think It Was Funny
Belleville Mom Takes a Stab at Mother of the Year
What Ever the Hell This Thing is Slashed a Bunch of Tires
Woman Wakes Up to Homeless Guy in House
Belleville Pool Gives People Parasites
Hey Look a Drug House!
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St. Louis Highways Were Taken Over by Stunt Bikers, Only One Got Ran Over
Woman Tricks Cops, Steals Their Wallet to Buy Smokes and Lottery Tickets
Missouri Sheriffs Association Caught in Crossfire Between Justice System and Antisec Hackers
Belleville Mom Takes a Stab at Mother of the Year
What Do You Do When the Cops Reach in Your Window For Your Drugs?
Rappin’ Ex-Cop Got Shot For All the Wrong Reasons
Uplands Park Cop Admits to Banging Craigslist Hookers
Did We Miss Anything?
St. Louis County Cops Get Tasers, Still Just Cheaper to Shoot You
Guy Breaks in to House, Covers Inside With Liquid Soap
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
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Kid Drives Over A Lady Because Jimmy John’s Screwed Up His Order
Kansas City Man Runs Naked in to House, and in to Child’s Room
Take That First Baptist Church of St. Peters!
Dear Punching Kitty: You’re Going to Hell
This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While
St. Louis is the 21st Craziest City
Hoes Be Trippin in the Loop Yesterday
Moron Freaks Out at a Kansas City McDonalds
More “Who Cares?” News From KSDK’s Leisa Zigman: Wedding Day Flub
Update: McDonald’s is Not to be Messed With
Today’s Missed Connection: Dodge My Balls
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Oh Theriot…That Was Not a Good Idea
Cubs Shortstop Gets Busted For Underage Gambling at Lumiere Place Casino
Cubs Rants For the Weekend Series
As the Cardinals Play the Cubs, Lets Take a Look on Their Fans
Cubs Epic Suckiness Finally Forces Lou Piniella to Retire
The Reds’ First Baseman Joey Votto Hates the Cubs
Don’t Worry About Pujols Becoming a Cub
Did Cubs’ 2B Jeff Baker Light His Farts and Burn His Ass?
Even the President Takes Shots at the Cubs
Its August, the Cubs Fans Are Starting to Get Restless (and Drunk)
The Cubs Suck: Snow Version
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Mizzou Study: Fat Kids Can’t Do Math
Missouri Might Allow Advertisements on School Buses
Missouri Wants Permission to Leave a Few Children Behind
Webster Counseling Student Sues After Being Dropped for Lack of Empathy
Worse Than Us: Detroit Can’t Read
St. Louis to Start Charging for Trash Collection
Missouri Gets 54 Million Dollars for Winning Crappiest Schools Contest
Illinois Wants Four Day School Weeks, Apparently Hates Parents
Local Kid Gets Perfect Score on ACT
Sedalia, Missouri’s School District is Run By Spineless Morons
U.S. Education Secretary to Visit St. Louis Saying “It Can’t Possibly be THAT Bad!”
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Kansas City Wins Google Contest For Free Crazy Fast Internet
Missouri State Government: The Internet is Scary After Your Facebook Gets Hacked!
Lacy Clay and Russ Carnahan Hate the Internet
The Internet Loves Joe Buck
St. Louis Area Chatroulette Users Are Just a Bunch of Dudes
Mayor’s Office Internet Poll Offers Glimpse of Local Porn Usage and Takes Shots at Charter
Greenbaum to Giving Tips About How to Handle New Media?!
KMOX.com: Stirring Up Excitement or Just a Missed Deadline?
Blind Item: A Certain Playground Game 2.0 Finally Coming to St. Louis!
KSDK.com is the Internet Version of Those Clipboard Ladies in the Mall
Local ISP UVerse Blocking Access to 4Chan.org
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The Loop Hosted a Massive Fight and a Shooting Saturday Night
The Mysterious Running Wilderness Man of the Loop’s Ice Festival
Photoshopping St. Louis: Mr. Edwards’ Trolley
Best. Street Sign Flyer. Ever.
Those Flyer People in the Loop Can Go Straight to Hell
RFT Writer Gets Sucker Punched in the Loop
Hoes Be Trippin in the Loop Yesterday
Sighting: Spiderman Protecting the Loop
The Loop Trolley Cars: Classic or Modern?
Street Musician: A CurrentTV Video Flimed in the Loop
Under 17 and in The Loop? Your Night Ends at 10p!
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Pedro Chavez is a Determined Molester
O’Fallon Police Finger the Fingerer Named Finger For Child Molestation
Archbishop: Long Dead Priest Probably Touched Kids
Update: Ritz Carlton “Molester” Just Really Really Really Drunk
Guy Breaks in to Ritz Carlton Room to Molest 9 Year-Old
Maybe the Public Hot Tubbing with a 10-Year Old Was Too Much?
Bobby Smith is Too Good to Look Forward in His Molester Mug Shot
Cop Arrested, Then Fired After Molestation Charges
Never Let Your Kid Do High School Band If the Director is Rocking a Chinstrap
Molester to be Released, but He Has a Funny Name So That Helps
Ryan Huff Pleads Guilty
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We Won Another RFT Web Award
Thanks RFT: We’re the Best “Local Celebrity Site”
Update on The Beautiful Kind’s Coming Out Party
The RFT Throws Their Panties at Weird St. Louis Rap Video Guy
Riverfront Times Takes Down BestofStLouis.com
Mr. Dana Loesch Calls RiverFront Times to Complain About Their Correct Story
Kristen Hinman Leaves the Riverfront Times
RFT Writer Gets Sucker Punched in the Loop
Punching Kitty Featured in Riverfront Times
We Are Totally St. Louis’ Best Blog Right?
Pujols Hates the Riverfront Times
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All Good Relationships Start With a Great Story Like This
The Fort Zumwalt East Junior Varsity Football Team Needs to Take a Moment and Think About What They Did
Mid Rivers Elementary Had a Convenient Pot Source
St. Peters Motorcyclist Beats the Heat By Riding Naked
Tractor-Trailer Spills Mystery Meat All Over Highway 70 in St. Peters
Oh Sure, Blame the Fake Pot Now
Take That First Baptist Church of St. Peters!
St. Peters Forgets What County They are in, Bans Chewing Tobacco Spit
Maybe the Public Hot Tubbing with a 10-Year Old Was Too Much?
O’Fallon and St. Peters Missouri Are Government Kiss-ups
Bomb Scare at the Buffalo Wild Wings
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Doing it Right: Guy Too Drunk to Know He’s Been Stabbed
The Best Mardi Gras YouTube Finds for 2013
This Year’s Best Drunk Mardi Gras You Tube Uploads
Drunk Guy Arrested After Eating Stranger’s Cereal
Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again
Don’t Walk on the Poplar Street Bridge
Even More Mardi Gras Videos
Rams Scout Showed Penis to Cop While at the NFL Combine
Mizzou Freshman Fell Out of His Dorm
Top 5 Places to Go Watch the World Cup
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Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are Horrible People (Updated)
Kansas City Man Runs Naked in to House, and in to Child’s Room
Kansas City Wins Google Contest For Free Crazy Fast Internet
What Do the Cardinals and George Brett Have in Common?
Kansas City: Oh So Now You Have to Have a All-Star Game Too?
Mayor Challenges City to Mail in Census to Win Dumb Bet with Kansas City
Loud Guy is “Scared as Hell” to be Living in St. Louis
Pujols No-Shows, Kansas City All Hurt and Whiney
Kansas City Judge Strokes His Gavel During Divorce Court
Punching Kitty Finds Six Sitcoms Based in Missouri
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Kurt Greenbaum Leaving STLToday For Greener Patch-ures?
Kurt Greenbaum Thinks He Did Nothing Wrong (with video)
Greenbaum to Giving Tips About How to Handle New Media?!
Greenbaum Returns! STLToday’s Comments Under Hilarious Attack
Checking in on the Kurt Greenbaum Saga
Kurt Greenbaum 29th Most Search Google Term
We Talk With the Man Behind KurtGreenbaumIsAPussy.com
Chris Files Weighs in on the Kurt Greenbaum Story
The Internet Hate Machine Turns On Kurt Greenbaum
The Post Dispatch’s “Social Media Guy” Tattles on Naughty Commenter, Craps on Privacy Policy
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The Best Mardi Gras YouTube Finds for 2013
Mardi Gras Was a Blast
This Year’s Best Drunk Mardi Gras You Tube Uploads
Fact Checking This Year’s STLToday Mardi Gras Dos and Don’ts
Even More Mardi Gras Videos
The Best of Mardi Gras Videos
Dos and Don’ts For Your Mardi Gras Weekend
Mardi Gras Condom Beads, Because No One Wants You Drunks to Be Someone’s Mom
Post Dispatch Uncovers Towing Scandal During Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras Inc Doesn’t Want to See Your Boobs
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MetroLink Security: Pay No Attention to the Murders
MetroLink Stations to Get New Art No One Asked For
Monday Morning Venn Diagrams
St. Louis Plans to Close Down the Grand Bridge Next Month
Three MetroLink Trains Stalled Due to Power Outages
MetroLink Train Takes Out Truck
Metrolink Prom Photos
Get All the Hipster You Can Stand at the MetroLink Prom
Metrolink Security Guard Invents Boomerang Bullet…or is Simply Incompetent
Metrolink Somehow Gets Worse
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Missed Connections: You Saw Me Get Tazed
St. Louis’ Not-So-Missed Connections
Love Lost and Found in St. Louis
Don’t Hate the Craigslist Player, Hate the Craigslist Game
Maybe Girls Just Don’t Like Retards…
Dumbass Guy That Thinks Craigslist Works to Get Chicks Gives Guys Tips on Grammar
Finding Love at Pridefest (by the Porta Potties)
CraigsList: This One’s Not About Love
Today’s Missed Connection: Dodge My Balls
STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand
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Jailed Miami Booster Navin Shapiro Ruins Everything
Mizzou Quarterback Blaine Gabbert Leaves for NFL
Mizzou Freshman Fell Out of His Dorm
Here’s the Actual Photo of Sam Bradford in a Mizzou Jersey
Mizzou Beats Oklahoma, Sam Bradford Loses Bet
Mizzou Running Back Derrick Washington Charged with Sexual Assault
Kareem Rush, Former Mizzou Basketball Player, Drops New Single
Danario Alexander’s Tweets are Like Poetry…Crazy Crazy Poetry
Mizzou Racists Charged for Littering
Mizzou Forgets How Cell Phones Work
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Love Stalker: The Perfect Love Story For a City Like St. Louis
Can You Feel the Teenage Angst?!: Zac Efron Hits St. Louis
St. Louis Salon Owner Suing Hollywood Studio, and Her Lawyer Pretty Clearly Hates Her
Rich Guy Toys With Science Center
Steven Jackson Loves Ernest Movies
The RFT Previews <i>Up in the Air</i>
Not Quite a Retraction. More of an Addition.
Chris Files Walks Behind George Clooney
The ‘Up In The Air’ Trailer Drops
5 Links From Around The Lou
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Sound Familiar? Kings of Leon Leave Dallas Concert Early
Kings of Leon Came Back to St. Louis
Poopstock: Kings of Leon Announce PR-Fixing Concert
Kyle Turley Has the Last Word on Poopstock
Video of Girls Screaming in Zac Efron’s Face in St. Louis (also something about Poopstock)
The Infamous Kings of Leon Pigeon Joins Twitter
Poopstock: Coverage Round Up
Translating Kings of Leon’s Poopstock Memo
Because a Bird Shit on Kings of Leon, They Shit on Their St. Louis Fans
Kings of Leon Are a Bunch of Little Bitches
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Steven Jackson Dances With Jabb Awoc Keez
Steven Jackson’s Wild Super Bowl Limo Ride
The Rams’ Steven Jackson Gets Animated For Nickelodeon
Steve Jackson Talks About Rams Receivers, Lockouts and Hair on the T. Ocho Show
Five St. Louis Fights We Want To See Go Down
Steven Jackson Cleared Criminally: Lack of Evidence!
Steve Jackson Responds to Claims He Knocked Around a Knocked-Up Broad
Steven Jackson Accused of Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend!
Steven Jackson Loves Ernest Movies
Classic Steven Jackson: His 2002 College Crib
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You Should Always Carry Weed, It Might Save Your Life
St. Louis Craigslist User Wants You to Help Make Cannabis…Uh…Man I’m Hungry?
Kyle Turley on Weed: “That Would be the One Bob.”
Empty Bag of Weed Drives Imperial Man to Kill
Moms Like Me? Over 30% Smoke Weed!
Missouri Man Gets Arrested for Weed Twice in One Day
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Mayor Slay Found an Almost Dead Guy in South City
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Man Beaten With 2×4 in North City Basement
Officer Dustin Ries Sure Does Like Hitting and Macing People!
St. Louis Police Officer Caught on Tape Beating Drunk Guy
South St. Louis Gets a Taste of North St. Louis
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Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug
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Merry Christmas Poor St. Louis Kids! Said the Guy That Stole Your Presents
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
St. Louis’ Grinch Enjoys the Crack Cocaine
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Midtown Apartment Building Burns Again
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Hoarder’s House Burns Down in Fairview Heights
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Fireworks Stand Being Set on Fire, Leads to Awesomeness
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JC Corcoran Told Dan Caesar To Tell You That He Might Be Leaving St. Louis
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Happy JC Corcoran Says Pujols Will Re-Sign Today Day!
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KFNS Now Offers Free SPAM to Those That Sign Up!
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Sound Familiar? Kings of Leon Leave Dallas Concert Early
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Poopstock: Coverage Round Up
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St. Louis’ Sports Jesus Says Denver’s Sports Jesus Should Stop Talking About Regular Jesus So Much
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Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL
Kurt Warner Retires
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St. Louis’ Overbearing Christians Now Think Super Bowl Refs Hate Warner’s Faith
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Former Promoter Says Nelly Blew All His Money on Gambling, Steroids and Coke
Nelly Throws Everyone Under the “No One Bought My Album” Bus
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Nelly Surprise at Downtown Chuck Berry Concert
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Not News: Stupid Cincinnati Radio Show Has Stupid Contest About LaRussa
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Porn Shop Owners’ South County Home Penetrated By Two Guys
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Two Year Old Found Wandering the Streets of Florissant
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The Blues are Stanley Cup Champions
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Stadium Health Inspection Report: The St. Louis Blues Are Really Clean
Malfunction Causes Blues Fans to Be Thrown From Escalator, But Say They Still Prefer it Than Going to a Rams Game
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The Cardinals Couldn’t Even Get a Hit With a 100 Pound Metal Plate
Old Photo of the Beatles at Busch Stadium Surfaces
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No Legs or Money, But Plenty of Commitment
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East St. Louis: Where You Can Get Robbed While at Church
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Oh Sure, Blame the Fake Pot Now
Take That First Baptist Church of St. Peters!
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KMOV.com Posts Dumb Comments About the Price of Gas
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The Internet Hate Machine Turns On Kurt Greenbaum
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Becky “Queen of Carpet” Has Uploaded All Her Old Commercials to YouTube
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Keith Olberman Gives St. Louis Pundit Dana Loesch a TV Hug on Return Show
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Oh Dana, Couldn’t You Dress Up a Little For Your TV Appearance?
Obama to Visit St. Louis
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Missouri Representative Zach Wyatt Comes Out to Fight Anti-Gay Bill
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St. Louis Pride Parade!
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Guy Puts Drugs Up His Ass in Hopes of Future Jail Use
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Now’s Your Chance to Buy That Homemade Submarine You’ve Always Wanted
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Lawn Darts are Serious Federal Business
Guy Stabs Parents After an Argument About His Unemployment
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KFNS Now Offers Free SPAM to Those That Sign Up!
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Globe Democrat: We’re Doing Fine, But Laying Off People Anyway
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The Vital Voice Gets Laryngitis
Translating Pam Maples’ Goodbye Memo to Post Dispatch Staff
Post Dispatch Managing Editor Put in Recycling Bin
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Woman Turns in Fiancee After Discovering He’s a Pedophile
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Man Made Two Kids Look at His Old Junk at Goodwill. By Junk We Mean Penis.
Joseph Emil Klug Has a Horrible Name and Lots of Kiddie Porn
Shocker: Creepy Looking Guy Turns Out to Be Total Molester
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Fredericktown Police Captain Likes Little Boys, Little Boys Not Big Fans of Him
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Please Stop Rapping About St. Louis
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What the Hell is Going On Here?
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Sam Bradford and Tim Tebow Worship the Nike Devil According to Crazy Guy on Internet
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Here’s the Actual Photo of Sam Bradford in a Mizzou Jersey
Bradford Loses His First Game, but the Internet Doesn’t Care
Sam Bradford is Rich Biatch!
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Springfield Pastor Gives Surprising Equality Speech
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Brad Pitt’s Mom Dislikes the Gays
Hey Ladies: He Looks Like That and He’s a Sex Offender!
Springfield Congressman Billy Long Relates Debt Crisis to Amy Winehouse
Truck Spills 20 Tons of Mayonaise on I-44 Near Springfield
Cardinals Hire YouTube Star as Minor League Coach
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Police Chief Dotson is Already Getting Good at the Crime Numbers Math Game
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St. Louis Area Police Brace For More Violence, Practice Shooting Stoic Figures
The St. Louis Police Department Wants to Buy Some Fancy New Clothes
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The World’s Stupidest Tattoo Features 2011 World Series
Wentzville Tattoo Artist Invents New Belly Piercing Remover…Oh Wait. That’s Just a Gun.
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St. Charles Hates Tattoo Shops, America, and Kittens (Probably)
Kyle Lohse Has a New Tattoo
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The Beautiful Kind aka Kendra Holliday, in Child Custody Fight
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
Top 10 Tips For Those Moving to the City
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We Need Some Dirt People!
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The Loop Hosted a Massive Fight and a Shooting Saturday Night
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Society Still Going Despite Yesterday’s Civil Unions
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New city attraction signs aren’t free to businesses
Those Dirt Cheap Ads Have Cost at Total of $9.2 Million!
Advertising Prices So Low You’ll Think “Wow. Those are really low. I should purchase some of that.”
Johnny Londoff, Sr. Died
City Advertises to Lower Crime Instead of Investing in Robocop
Stock Photos of White Old People Are Racist Thinks Moron
The Missouri Supreme Court Thinks We are Stupid
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State Auditor: University City is Run By Morons
New city attraction signs aren’t free to businesses
East St. Louis Layoff Policemen, Please Don’t Tell All the Criminals
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City to Jack up Water Prices, Start Charging for Trash
St. Louis to Start Charging for Trash Collection
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Substitute Teachers are the Best!
They Blew Up the Blanchette Bridge
Nazi Zombies May or May Not Have Attacked Chesterfield Over the Weekend
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The Other Guys Premiere Went Well
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Dan McLaughlin Busted For Drunk Driving Again
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Get Your 2010 St. Louis Themed Halloween Costumes Right Here
Apparently People Don’t Like Dan McLaughlin
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Woman Arrested For DUI After Passing Out in a Hardee’s Drive Through
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Dan McLaughlin Pleads Guilty to DUI Charge
James Clinton is Scared, Shirtless, Drunk and Has the Right to Remain Sexy!
Apparently People Don’t Like Dan McLaughlin
Dan McLaughlin Gets Busted For Drinky Drinky Drivey Drivey
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Stupid Cardinal Player Nicknames: Our Best Chris Berman Imitation
Rapper Pissed ESPN Used His Song No One’s Heard of on Their National Broadcast
Kyle Turley on Weed: “That Would be the One Bob.”
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The ESPN Mothership Turns on WXOS
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ESPN Says the Rams Are the Worst Value In All of Sports
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GIF Week: The Big Finish With the Chick From Our Bumpers
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We Have Officially Run Out of Clever Bank Robber Names
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St. Louis Halloween Costume Ideas, 2012 Edition
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St. Louis Costume Suggestions for Halloween 2011
KSDK: Local Costume Shop Runs Out of Rally Squirrel Costumes They Never Had
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The Dirty Uncovers One of St. Louis’ Finest Parents
Need a Halloween Costume? We Have Some Ideas.
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The Fort Zumwalt East Junior Varsity Football Team Needs to Take a Moment and Think About What They Did
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High School Summer Camp “Pranked” With Pot Brownies
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Stupid Parents Are Apparently Also Deep Sleepers
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Pujols Returns!
It’s Raining Homeless Children in St. Louis
Festus Girl Hit in the Head With a Shot Put
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Some Kid Got Hit in the Face With an Arrow
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Here’s Some Insane Tweets to Joe Buck After Sunday’s Football Game
Joe and Jack Buck and Their Respective Game Six Calls
The Internet Loves Joe Buck
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Photos: Kyle Turley at Blueberry Hill
Tonight: Kyle Turley at Blueberry Hill
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Kyle Turley’s Evil Drummer Scared Us at the Old Rock House
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Dumb Kid Accidentally Arrives in St. Louis, Wanders Around Town Like a Jackass
Random Bones Found Near Lambert Airport
Two Planes Bumped at Lambert
Chicago Woman Cries Sexual Assault from Lambert Airport Screening
Lambert Airport Adds New Art to Take Your Mind off of the Naked Pictures They Just Took of You
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Governor Jay Nixon Got Some Very Fancy Chinese Delivery
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The Castlewood Treatment Center Sounds Scary and Awesome
Lady Sues City Over Trash Charge
The Beautiful Kind aka Kendra Holliday, in Child Custody Fight
Can Former Cardinal Mike Matheny Crash At Your Place?
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Police to Protestors: “I’m sorry. Here’s some money.”
Tony LaRussa Bows to the Mighty Will of Twitter
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KTVI, Fox 2, is Horrible at Twitter
KSDK Sports 2012 Looks Like the Worst Game Ever
Local News Confirms Their Weather Delusion to Gail Pennington
Lambert Airport Gets Third on Worst Airport List
Found Video: Dick Ford and John Auble Interview KISS
Are Some Schools Closing? I Can’t Tell.
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Barry Bonds is Proud of Mark McGwire
The State Senate Has Nothing To Do
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Pujols is Proud of McGwire For Coming Out?!
We Feel Bad for the One Guy that Was Apparently Surprised by the Mark McGwire News
McGwire to Everyone: “Oh THOSE Steroids! Yeah, I Took Those. Sorry.”
Tony LaRussa to Return as Cardinals Manager, to Bring McGwire With Him
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Vernita Bruce Is Not Don King, So Just Stop Making Those Jokes Now. Frankly It’s A Bit Lazy.
Guy Gets Fifth DWI With Four Kids in the Car
The Best Way to Keep Your Car From Being Stolen is to Leave Your Child in There
Mother of the Year: Krystal Rushing of Rosewood Heights, IL
Stripper Accused of Being Bad Parent, Replies With Only “I Know. I’m a Stripper”
The Dirty Uncovers One of St. Louis’ Finest Parents
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University City Wants to Ruin Everything By Charging People to Park
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Webster University Has a Parking Issue
Us: Forest Park Sucks to Drive Through, City: Here’s more signs.
KSDK vs St. Louis’ Finest: Its On Now!
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Missouri Half Way To Being Annoying Obviously Racist State Who Protends Not To Be
President Barack Obama Ruined Your Drive Home, Got Yelled At, Had Pizza, Left
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Are the St. Louis Zoo’s Halloween Decorations Racist?
Kirkwood Was Totally Racist a Long Time Ago
Missouri Half Way To Being Annoying Obviously Racist State Who Protends Not To Be
The Park Hills Subway Wasn’t the Most Friendly Place to Be Saturday
St. Louis Youths, Stop Barking at People. You Look F*cking Retarded.
Unfunny Racial Joke Ruffles Feathers at Mizzou
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Doing it Right: Guy Too Drunk to Know He’s Been Stabbed
Guy Stabs Another Guy Downtown Over a Bag of Cheetos
Repeatedly Stabbing Your Mom is No Way to Win an Argument
Guy Stabs Parents After an Argument About His Unemployment
Del Taco is Gross, Don’t Take Us There or We Will Stab You
Kevin Helfrich Held the Key to a Man’s Heart New Year’s Eve
Military Recruiter Stabbed in Fairview Heights
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The New Tornado Warnings Are Here and They Are Gonna Scare the Crap Out of You!
Too Soon St. Charles Netflix Users!
Joplin: Before and After
Storms Destroy Lambert Airport, Damage Only Noticeable in Nicer East Terminal
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Sunset Hills Gets Their First Tornado Looters
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A Supercut of a Bunch of Horrible Missouri Drivers
President Barack Obama Ruined Your Drive Home, Got Yelled At, Had Pizza, Left
Onions Spilled on Interstate 55 as Missouri’s Truck Spilled Sandwich Nears Completion
The Shocker on Jefferson
Us: Forest Park Sucks to Drive Through, City: Here’s more signs.
270 Sucks and Everyone Knows It
Mayor Slay Praises Reed For Red Light Camera Changes
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That Must Have Been One Really Bad Hair Cut
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Are the St. Louis Zoo’s Halloween Decorations Racist?
Two Harbor Seals Died on Their Way to the St. Louis Zoo
Newt Gingrich Was Bitten By a St. Louis Zoo Penguin
If You Pay For the Zoo, Then Take Some Cheap Parking
Oh the Humanity: Zoo Train Derails
St. Louis Zoo Won’t Charge You. Stop Whining.
Slut.
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Some Fat Kid in Wig Tried to Steal a Bunch of Pork Products From the Alton Shop N Save
Your Alton Tax Dollars at Work!
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Mug Shot: Derp! Me Likey the Kiddies!
Alton Man Crashes Car in to Ex-Wife’s House, Probably Yelled “Take That Bitch!” While Doing It
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Do Not Stop When You Drive Through St. Louis, You Will Get Robbed
Marine’s War Medals Stolen While Visiting the Arch
Crazy Guy Claims the Arch Can Control the Weather
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Stop Putting the Arch in Your Logo
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Plato, Missouri is the New Population Center
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Chuck Berry Given Lifetime Achievement Award, Still Won’t Take Off That Stupid Hat
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Nelly Surprise at Downtown Chuck Berry Concert
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Collinsville School Bus Drops Off Kid At Wrong Stop, Leaves Him Wandering the Streets
Woman Arrested For Beating Up Kid and Not Having Enough Eyebrow Hair
Collinsville Police Chief Takes Stand Against Pants Sagging Law
A Crook Runs From the Law
Youth Leader Likes Kids…I Mean Really Likes Kids
Sexy Mugshot: James Watkins, Cock Snatcher
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Maybe Just Stick to Old People Music KLOU
The Cardinals’ David Freese Crashed in SUV
KSDK’s Julie Tristan Got Some Attention For Her David Freese “Interview”
David Freese Had to Go Shopping Yesterday with ESPN’s Erin Andrews
No, No One Knows Who David Freese Is
Cardinals 3B, David Freese Arrested on DWI Charge
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St. Louis Can’t Even Keep the Few Criminals They Do Catch In Jail
Two of the Worst People Ever Escape From St. Louis Jail
Three Inmates, One With Sidespike, Escaped From Prison
Squirrely-Looking Convict Running Free in St. Charles Amid Other Squirrly-Looking St. Charles County Residents
Two Dudes Escaped From Jail
Eye For an Eye: Missouri Taking Prisoner’s Left Behind Money
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Globe Democrat: Running a Paper is Great When You Don’t Pay Anyone
Globe Democrat: We’re Doing Fine, But Laying Off People Anyway
The Globe Democrat Doesn’t Know How Cemeteries Work
Globe Democrat Steps in it Again: Howard Balzer Jumps the Gun
Globe-Democrat: You Can’t Sell Out if You Start off That Way!
St. Louis Globe-Democrat Launches
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Missouri Representative Wants to Tax Violent Video Games, Remind Everyone We’re Retarded Out Here
Local Group to Offer “Almost Free” Gun Training to Teachers
Wentzville Tattoo Artist Invents New Belly Piercing Remover…Oh Wait. That’s Just a Gun.
St. Louis Judge Jack Garvey Is Taking a Stand Against Gun Violence
Is That a Gun in the Back of Your Car at Work or Are You Happy With Your Last Review?
Missouri State Rep Cynthia Davis: All Guns All the Time!
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Nameless Statues Appear in Front of Scottrade Center
The Blues Are For Sale Again
Kelly Chase, Former St. Louis Blues Bad Ass, Figure Skating on Canada Reality Show
Josh Duhamel Rocks Blues Hat in “Life as We Know It”
Chrissy Pronger?: Chicago Takes Aim at Ex-Blue
Malfunction Causes Blues Fans to Be Thrown From Escalator, But Say They Still Prefer it Than Going to a Rams Game
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Larry Rice Isn’t Going to Tell You Where He’s Planning on Stashing the Homeless
Are County Leaders Shipping Their Homeless to the City? (Probably.)
Hopeville Residents Get Moved Again…to Apartments!
Homeless Camp Hopeville Under Fire Over Fires
Hopeville Homeless Camp Not Gone, Just Somewhere Else Now
Hopeville Springs Until About a Month From Now
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The Last Last Samurai Got Arrested in Kirkwood
Kirkwood Was Totally Racist a Long Time Ago
Kirkwood Lady Thinks Spending Nearly A Thousand Dollars on a Banner Made a Difference
Kirkwood Middle School Doesn’t Like Hell…or Jesus…Maybe Both
Michael Moore of Kirkwood Hates You Unless You Died in a War
Whoops! Registered Sex Offender Working For Kirkwood School District
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KMOX Decides Who is “Pervy” Now
Enough With the “Rally Squirrel” Crap
Whatever the Opposite of “Breaking News” is: Two St. Louis Radio Guys Your Parents Listen to Are Angry With Each Other
KMOX.com Has the Best Story Suggestions
Mark Edwards, Long-Time y98 Boss Fired
The Cardinals Radio Broadcasts Go Back to KMOX
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Sports Agent Harold Lewis Got a Really Good Deal on a House in Lake St. Louis
Lake St. Louis Bans Smoking Too
Lake St. Louis Creates Way for Bored Housewives to Get Rid of Latino Couple Down the Street
Apparently “Parades of Pink” Aren’t Just For the East Side
Lake St. Louis is the Ninth Best Place to Live in America
So Much For Not Getting the Gremlins Wet: Lake St. Louis’ Polar Bear Plunge
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Lamber Airport to Reveal Phase One of Makeover This Morning
Storms Destroy Lambert Airport, Damage Only Noticeable in Nicer East Terminal
Lambert Airport to Go 100% Smoke Free, Still Plans to Allow Crapiness
Guy Runs From Lambert TSAs, Totally Gets Away With It!
JoeSportsFan Figures Out Airport Shops Suck Balls
Lambert Add Window on St. Louis, Quickly Shuts Shades
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Ferguson Woman Somehow Causes Accident While Falling Asleep in Drive Through
St. Charles County Home to World’s Best Mom
Moron Freaks Out at a Kansas City McDonalds
Update: McDonald’s is Not to be Messed With
McDonalds is Not to be Messed With
Dude Works for McDonald’s for 20 Years and Gets a Dumb Cake
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St. Charles County Man Found Guilty of Having Great Hair (and Threatening a Judge)
St. Louis Can’t Even Keep the Few Criminals They Do Catch In Jail
Jailed State Senator Jeff Smith Tells Us What a “Prison Wallet” Is
Three Inmates, One With Sidespike, Escaped From Prison
Two Dudes Escaped From Jail
Eye For an Eye: Missouri Taking Prisoner’s Left Behind Money
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KMOV Wants You To Know They Don’t Believe This Story Either
Spanish Lake Native Makes a Movie About Spanish Lake
Race Map of St. Louis Based on Census Data Looks About Right
The Urban Assault Ride Returns to St. Louis
News to Only White People: Black Guys Get Pulled Over a Lot
March 3rd Mayoral Primary Race Warming to Room Temperature
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Here’s a Horrible Idea: Lets Go Try to Convert Kids to Our Religion Because We’re Assholes!
St. Louis’ Sports Jesus Says Denver’s Sports Jesus Should Stop Talking About Regular Jesus So Much
Building Explodes in Joplin, MO
Local Billboard For Atheists Probably Means The World Will End Soon or Something
Some Douche Bag Psycho Church Hates Lebanon, Missouri
Sedalia, Missouri’s School District is Run By Spineless Morons
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SLU Basketball Coach Rick Majerus Died
Trouble At SLU: Law School Dean Leaves With Middle Fingers in the Air
Guy Records Himself Flushing Each Toilet in SLU’s Ritter Hall
St. Louis University Wants to Demolish the Pevely Building
Does SLU Basketball Coach Rick Majerus Poop In Towels?
Bill Nye the Science Guy is Coming to SLU
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Lambert Airport to Go 100% Smoke Free, Still Plans to Allow Crapiness
WTF: Shirtless Smoking of a St Louis Rey Cigar
St. Peters Forgets What County They are in, Bans Chewing Tobacco Spit
Lake St. Louis Bans Smoking Too
Links: Were You Click To Get the News From Someone Else
Clayton Bans Smoking, University City Complains Clayton Used to Be Cool
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Lamber Airport to Reveal Phase One of Makeover This Morning
The Cape Girardeau Airport is Making Lambert Airport Look Like a Badass
Storms Destroy Lambert Airport, Damage Only Noticeable in Nicer East Terminal
Lambert Airport to Go 100% Smoke Free, Still Plans to Allow Crapiness
Lambert Add Window on St. Louis, Quickly Shuts Shades
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August Busch IV to Leave AB InBev’s Board
Adrienne Martin’s Autopsy: Accidental Overdose, Coke Straws, and Someone Should Really Hire a Maid
August Busch IV Bares Soul to Deb Peterson
CBS Early Show Analyzes August Busch IV, While Post Dispatch Keeps Playing that 911 Tape
August Busch IV’s Girlfriend Found Dead at His Home
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If You Can Kick a Ball, You Can Get Kicked Out of Tower Grove Park
This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While
A Redditor Gets Back at Two Cheating St. Louis Bitches
Lori Drew Acquitted of Hacking, but Not of Being a Bitch With an Ugly Mom Haircut
Rock of Love Bus in St. Louis: God I Hate These Bitches
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Clayon Police Are Looking For a Serial Groper
Sure He Kidnapped You and Tried to Steal Your Money, But How Can You Be Mad at a Guy With a Smile Like That?
Update: Ritz Carlton “Molester” Just Really Really Really Drunk
Guy Robs Clayton Bank, Gets Caught Across the Street at Hospital
Clayton Bans Smoking, University City Complains Clayton Used to Be Cool
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Guy Gets Shot After Offering to be the Designated Driver
The Best Way to Keep Your Car From Being Stolen is to Leave Your Child in There
Two Year Old Found Wandering the Streets of Florissant
Woman Who Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant, Gives Birth. New Baby Immediately the Smartest in the Family.
Awesome Baboon Hoax Dropped on St. Louis Yesterday
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Governor Nixon Gives St. Louis More Jogging Trails, Designated Areas for Muggers
Reddit User Creates iCal Calendar for Forest Park
St. Louis Under Lightning Siege!
Woman Found Almost Dead in Forest Park Creek Bed. The Boy Scouts Are on the Case!
Us: Forest Park Sucks to Drive Through, City: Here’s more signs.
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Quick Fixes For The Local Meda, Part 2: Because We Still Care (Harder)
Cardinals Fan Does Something Dirty Next to Jim Hayes on Fox Sports Midwest
Fox Sports Midwest Thinks All Middle Infielder Bench Players Are the Same
Dan McLaughlin Gets Busted For Drinky Drinky Drivey Drivey
Who Has Two Thumbs and Can Get on Jim Rome’s Show Whenever He Wants? Joe Mather
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MetroLink Security: Pay No Attention to the Murders
Guy Runs From Lambert TSAs, Totally Gets Away With It!
Lambert Airport Adds New Art to Take Your Mind off of the Naked Pictures They Just Took of You
Lambert Airport to Get Full Body Scanners
Metrolink Security Guard Invents Boomerang Bullet…or is Simply Incompetent
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St. Louis Area Police Brace For More Violence, Practice Shooting Stoic Figures
Even the Cops Don’t Want to Walk the Streets of St. Louis
St. Louis Judge Jack Garvey Is Taking a Stand Against Gun Violence
Ok, We Get It: St. Louis is a Violent Place to Live
Slapped Rapper Commentary: Now The Dude Ignorant…