PUNCHING KITTY

Our St. Louis tipsters have been sending us the link to this video over and over again this weekend, and it really is totally f*cked up.  When you first start to watch it you may say, “Hey no mister!  Don’t blast all Dodger fans for one asshole!”  To that I say, keep watching…eventually the whole section shows its true colors: Dodger Dickhead Blue.

Warning:  Mumbled NSFW language.

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Watching the Cards game now and its looking like this just might be my last chance to post a few of the beard submissions.

Pretty much one of the worst St. Louis sporting nights I can ever remember.

The Cardinals lose in pretty much the worst way possible to go down 0-2 in the NLDS, right now Mizzou dropped their first game of the season, the Rams still have St. Louis in front of their name, and the Blues lost!

…oh and at the Blues game one of the escalators freaked out, spun up to four times the normal speed and launched four fans right off of it!

…maybe its because he’s not sporting a beard.  Just saying.

Photo Credit: STLToday

Man some guys get all the breaks.  She Richard up there?  He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there!  Man.  How did he do it?!

It doesn’t matter though.  Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like.

Yup St. Louis got a compliment, but its a back handed one.  It’s cool.  We’ll take it.

The people at Travel + Leisure have rated St. Louis a great place to travel too…because its cheap…making St. Louis the Six Flags as opposed to something like Chicago’s Disney World.

Seriously though, we’ll take it.  We aren’t used to getting on “good” lists.  I kinda feel like that fat, weird girl finally getting asked out by a football player in high school!

Today marks the beginning of the major league baseball playoffs and the Cardinals are back in the mix since their 2006 world series winning campaign. Did you shave last night?  Good.  Now don’t do it again until the Cards are out of the playoffs, hopefully holding a sweet ass trophy. Its playoff beard time!

This time-honored, hockey invented tradition isn’t just for the crazy fans, the players get in to it too every year and I love it.  Wainwright was rocking his P.B. right along with me when he froze Beltran with a 12 to 6 curve and back a long time ago we used to have this third baseman Scott Rolen who got injured (again) going in to the playoffs and when asked about his availability for the playoffs he dropped a quote that went something like

After years and years of broadcasting classical music to St. Louis, KFUO-FM 99.1 has been sold and will transition to “JoyFM” to play the worst music ever: “Christian contemporary music”

From STLToday:

The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod will sell its 61-year-old classical music station, KFUO-99.1 FM, to Gateway Creative Broadcasting, the LCMS and Gateway announced today, for $18 million plus $8 million in interest over a 10-year term.

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If you don’t think Walmart is in our midwestern blood stream like that really bad case of gonorrhea we got when I fooled around with that heiress bartender stripper hooker in the parking lot of the Casino Queen [Editor’s Note: Call me Porsche!], then you got another thing coming!  Not only do we buy mayonnaise in bulk there, we also tend to find love by the gallon!