Just for St. Louis, here are the best snow/ice related accidents on YouTube!
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PUNCHING KITTY: 2009 - 2013
Punching Kitty was a writing project for the city of St. Louis to have a little fun and try to get everyone to stop taking themselves so seriously…and hopefully highlight some critical issues along the way. Not everyone liked it (it turns out people don’t love being made fun of) but we converted a lot of people and I take pride that the site was truly well read. From the local media, to area police departments, Punching Kitty truly became a source for news and entertainment for St. Louis.
We had a lot of fun, but all good things need an ending and ours was on March 13th, 2013. When we closed up shop the news made local radio, TV, and even the front page of STLToday (The St. Louis Post Dispatch’s website) where we were the top story over a new pope being named. Wild stuff.
While we will no longer actively write, the site will stay up as an archive for St. Louis.
- The Editor
Matt Holliday’s Wife: Not Bad.
He’s going to be around for 7 years, so we might as well dig in here and get to the real question: How’s Matt Holiday’s wife looking?
Verdict: Eh. Not bad.
Evidence:
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After meeting on a blind date in 1998 and getting engaged a year later, Matt and Leslee now have two boys age 5 and 2.
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She looks pretty cute. She’s no Mrs. Heidi (Mark) DeRosa (<a href="http://punchingkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/heidi-derosa2.jpg" target="_blank">ahem</a>), but not too shabby either.
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Approved! Kick off your shoes Mrs. H and make yourself at home!
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Of course Rolen was supposed to be around for a long time too. How’d that end up again?
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10 St. Louis Tips for the Hollidays
Dear Holliday family –
You’re not really new here per se, but I’m sure with Matt’s impending free agency you really didn’t want to spread out and settle in. After that big contract though, its time to spread out and learn about your new home! Don’t be fooled though. St. Louis can be a tricky and complicated place…
Allow us to help you with a set of 10 rules to live by.
[Read More]Matt Holiday Signs: $17 Million a Year Seems Like a Lot For a Guy That Can’t Catch
The Cardinals have finally sealed the deal! It took a lot of dinners and getting their had slapped away from some boobs, but after a weekend of some heavy petting, the finally went all the way and got the deal done with the apple of their offseason’s eye, Matt Holiday.
Holliday announced the deal himself on ESPN Radio yesterday. (No, not the St. Louis version 101 ESPN, the national version. Bitch slap!)
[Read More]Learn About Piss Enemas and Then Try the Rest of the Day to Unlearn It
[Editor’s Note: No, there’s no picture for this post.]
So I didn’t know that someone had thought about this, let alone tried it, let alone like it, let alone wrote about it, but apparently “piss enemas” happen and the story is being told on St. Louis sexy site The Beautiful Kind.
I was surprised and a bit disappointed that I didn’t really feel anything. After a few moments though I started to feel a little full. We were just giggling at each other like little kids.
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Globe-Democrat: You Can’t Sell Out if You Start off That Way!
We have a little game for you today!
Below is a screenshot we took last night of a St. Louis media website. Assuming you’ve never heard of either of the names on the picture below, what would you guess the name of this site was?
Here are you choices:
a) “The Toshiba website sponsored by St. Louis Globe-Democrat”
b) “Toshiba website sponsored by nothing…all I see is Toshiba.”
[Read More]Woman Brawls in Bar With Mug
Oh you crazy Illinois people!
Seems like every place in Illinois not named Chicago is like one big nasty strip club fight. Take this classy, might be about to cry or laugh, I’m not sure, lady on the right here. She said to herself:
“Brain, I really want to bash this other broad on the head. But what can I use…hmm…what. can. I. use. What is readily available in a bar that I can use to bludgeon someone…hello! Mug! Ha. Figures, right under my nose! Well anyway, I got to go try to kill this lovely lady but when I get back brain I’m going to continue to kill you with cheap beer and meth.”
[Read More]Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Only the Rams could start a new “Fan Appreciation Day” and in the process, injure two fans while going for stinky gear from a stinky team.
Two “fans” fell out of the stands on Sunday while reaching for shoes that were tossed in to the stands by Rams players.
One left strapped to a gurney, but apparently Coach Spags seemed to think both fans were not seriously hurt at the press conference. You know because they just use gurneys for things like scraped knees and boo-boos.
[Read More]St. Louis is Looking For 24 of You, and It Will Find You
According to the Globe-Democrat, managed to kill 24 less people in 2009 than in 2008.
The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department reported there were 143 homicides recorded in the city for 2009. That’s 24 fewer than the 167 homicides reported in the city during 2008. Police departments record crimes such as homicides that become part of the FBI’s Uniform Crime statistics
24 of you got away…and St. Louis pissed.
You think you’re going to get away with this? Pffft. Maybe in Salt Lake City, but not here. Not in one of America’s most dangerous cities. 24 people cheated death in St. Louis last year and St. Louis hates cheaters!
[Read More]Rams Take First Place in Losing
Good news everyone! Because of their complete and total suckage, the Rams have managed to grab ahold of 2010’s #1 draft pick!
Oh yeah…they lost the game vs the 49ers though. Totally got killed.
But now we have the #1 pick in the next draft, which is huge, because we really haven’t done all that well with the #2 pick. Chris Long? Eh. We’ll see. Jason Smith? Ditto, though he was screwed up by the Rams bizarre choice to not play him right away and when they did, play him at a foreign position.
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