PUNCHING KITTY

We’ll be back at it tomorrow!

We already talked about this, but we found the video and just had to share.

Turns out after this incident occured the Rams said it was all on purpose!  They claim the two fans signed up for something called the “Rams Quaterback Experience” which entails you getting badly hurt while an actual Rams offensive lineman watches.

precedent

noun |ˈpresid(ə)nt|

an earlier event or action that is regarded as an example or guide to be considered in subsequent similar circumstances

Just a little note for our friend Kurt Greenbaum.  After watching a video we received tonight from the guys over at STLtomorrow of Greenbaum shakily talking about the infamous incident at his recent public appearance, its clear he has no idea what the word means.

Cottleville Mayor Don Yarber has joined the likes of luminaries such as Method Man and Cheech in support of legalizing medical marijuana.  Break out those cookies yo!

The mayor of Cottleville, a small Missouri town of about 3,000 people, is hoping the Missouri legislature passes a medical marijuana law, allowing those with prescriptions to buy the drug.

Yarber, 70, is promoting the concept among lawmakers, a big step for a small town mayor where many constituents are thought to be conservative. He said there may not be much support among lawmakers, but thinks there’s great support for medical marijuana among the public.

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In a move that can only described as the greatest attempt ever to collect as many douche bags in one room at the same time, St. Louis’ Club15 is footing the bill to bring Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the most infamous cast member of MTV’s reality show “Jersey Shore” in to St. Louis.

[Editor’s Note: If you haven’t seen any of Jersey Shore, put down your book Milhouse and watch this little clip to catch up.]

[Ring! … Ring! … Ring!]

Scott Boras: Hello?

Rick Ankiel: Hey!  How have you been?

SB: Uh, good.  Who’s this?

RA: Ha!  Yeah…so haven’t heard from you in a while.

SB: I know…I’ve been busy.  Seriously, who is this?

RA: Rick!  Rick Ankiel.

SB: Oh yeah!  Sorry…you know…bad connection.  How’s the old pitching arm kid?!

RA: Scott, remember?  I’m an outfielder now.

SB: …oh yeah. Real shame about that.

Today is our birthday.

One year ago today I typed up the “launch” post and threw it online.  Seems like forever ago.

Within that year, we have…

1. Became popular pretty quickly.

2. Been shutdown by my old employers.

3. Came back months later.

4. Pissed off various radio and tv personalities that for some reason have much thinner skin than you would think they should.

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Alesha McMullen has been charged with Class D felony property damage after freaking out in a Kansas City McDonalds after she was displeased with the service and food she had received.

McMullen threw numerous objects over the counter at employees, knocked over both registers and completely disregarded those “Wet Floor” signs.  All the damage came to about $3,000 in total.

Oh, and because I love  you…there’s video!

No word yet as to why a related video to this on YouTube concerns Fresh Prince star Alfonso Ribeiro.

Found on a cold South City night.  January 12th to be exact.

Seriously.  Take them down.

We here at Punching Kitty headquarters weren’t exactly surprised by Monday’s revelation that former home run champ and current St. Louis Cardinals batting coach Mark McGwire finally came clean, admitting that he did in fact take steroids during his career.

However we can’t say that about everyone.

One South County Cardinals fan apparently fell back against the wall clutching his chest while whispering “dios mio!” to himself like some old Latina woman.  Then he got angry and proceeded to do what angry people do, they go to the internet.