St. Louis Anagrams: Spring Training Edition
Posted on March 3, 2010
| The Editor
Here are more St. Louis anagrams, where where mix the letters up and find the results more than a little creepy!
Chris Carpenter……….Sphincter Racer
Yadier Molina……….I Nailed Mayor [Editor’s Note: Woah and ewwwww. There’s something you can’t un-see.]
Albert Pujols……….Jots Bull Rape
Skip Schumaker……….Kicks Ear Humps
David Freese……….If Reds Evade [Editor’s Note: I guess Dave’s riding the pine when the Reds come to town.]
Brendan Ryan……….Ban Nerd Yarn
Matt Holliday……….
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El Hombre Doesn’t Understand How Nicknames Work
Posted on February 26, 2010
| The Editor
According to Bernie Miklasz, Pujols has told the media and the fans to stop calling him “El Hombre” because of possible disrespect to Cardinal great Stan Musial.
“I don’t want to be called that,” Pujols said. “There is one man that gets that respect, and that’s Stan Musial. He’s the Man. He’s the Man in St. Louis. And I know ‘El Hombre’ means ‘The Man’ in Spanish. But Stan is The Man.
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More State Senators Running Wild: McKenna Hates Mark McGwire
Posted on February 24, 2010
| The Editor
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with our state senators?! First they hate on poor defenseless nudie bars, then they try to strong arm the zoo, and now…well they are kicking a man while he’s down.
A Missouri state senator is trying to remove Mark McGwire’sname from a five mile stretch of Interstate 70 that runs through St. Louis. It’s the same lawmaker who pushed for the road to be renamed in honor of McGwire after his 1998 home run fueled season.
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Wentzville Product Ross Detwiler Out for 3 Months
Posted on February 22, 2010
| The Editor
Wentzville High grad, 6th pick in the draft a few years ago and current Washington National’s starting pitcher Ross Detwiler is out for three months after undergoing surgery to repair torn right hip cartilage.
No word yet if the wound was self-inflicted when he realized he had to go back to Spring Training for the Nationals.
via ESPN
Marshall Faulk Should Be In Charge of the Rams
Posted on February 22, 2010
| The Editor
The Rams suck. You know it. We know it. The Rams themselves? Eh. Not so much.
Marshall Faulk knows it though. Faulk expressed his feelings in the Sporting News:
“[The Rams have] earned the No. 32 spot (the last spot in the league). It’s well-deserved. The Rams are more worried about firing their trainer and equipment manager than they are worried about the coaches responsible for the play on the field.
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Bryan Burwell Wants to Remind You That You Are Horrible People
Posted on February 22, 2010
| The Editor
Bryan Burwell wants you to leave professional athletes alone! Why? Because you “fans” are all horrible people! …I mean not all of you, but enough that he feels its ok to blame us all for the bad ones.
I have to laugh when I listen to or read the voice of the outraged fan who now believes that he is entitled to more out of Woods than he has already given.
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Google Isn’t Kind to Tony and Albert
Posted on February 18, 2010
| The Editor
We’re starting to think Google, as a company, are Cubs fans:
Globe Democrat Steps in it Again: Howard Balzer Jumps the Gun
Posted on February 17, 2010
| The Editor
For the second time in the last few weeks the Globe Democrat, St. Louis’ newest (but also totally old) news source, has made themselves look a little silly.
First there was their public tiff with Post Dispatch sports columnist Bernie Miklasz that columnated in an “Why is everyone always picking on me?” post from their sports editor…you know because guys that did nothing wrong always have to explain themselves…
Then today, the very Globe Democrat reporter that came in second place to Miklasz in the “Who is buying the Rams” sweepstakes stepped in it again.
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The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Posted on February 12, 2010
| The Editor
Lets face it. Hoosiers love football. Its not like Nascar where only hoosiers like it, but still…hoosiers love football.
Ya think any of these totally liberal and culturally understanding fellas were a tad taken aback by the impeding sale of the Rams to some guy that didn’t look like them?
Here’s a fun game! Go to the first post that broke the story on STLToday.com (here) and count the number of times some STLToday moderator had to remove someone’s comment for being “off topic.
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Bernie vs Fox 2 and the Globe Democrat
Posted on February 12, 2010
| The Editor
Late last night the iconic St. Louis sports reporter, Bernie Miklasz broke the story that the Rams are to be purchased by a relatively late-comer to the Rams sweepstakes: Illinois businessman Shahid Khan.
Awesome! Big story! …however all was not right. As the racists came out of the woodwork to comment horrible things about the likely new Rams owner on the STLToday.com comments section, a Thursday war of words between the media was brewing.
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