Cosplaying geek couple looking for some friends – 23 (South County)

We’re looking for some friends, male or female, who have similar interests to ours.

If you’re the type who goes to midnight movies, goes to conventions (or has always wanted to go to one), or spends hours discussing the intricate details of Star Trek, you’re our type of person!

We’re great people to know if you’ve always wanted to get into costuming or cosplaying and didn’t know how. We love to share our interests with friends who are open to fun, geeky things.

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Oh how I’ve missed going through the stalker open market that is Criagslist’s Missed Connections section!

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WHERE R U BOO?!

I was searching for a specific condom when I saw you hold a red, silk, teddy up to your perfect body. We locked eyes, smiled, and you turned back to the mirror. I left, but not before glancing at you. You then gave me a thumbs up, as I walked out with my condoms. If you can remember what brand of condoms I bought, please e-mail me back. I would love to see how that silk teddy looks on you! [Source]

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Sent in by one of our faithful and sexy readers via our tip-line (tips[at]punchingkitty[dot]com), a south county resident is selling his 1.25 horsepower with five incline positions “treadmill.”  See the ad here.

For the first time, one of our Craigslist posts deserved a screenshot:

If you decide to purchase this lovely piece of machinery for $25 bucks, a little tip: When I bake, I like to keep my oven treadmill on incline level 2.

Its about road rage!

Driving Down 70 – 22 (lsl) [link]

I was in silver car…YOU trying to race your pathetic excuse for a car….NEXT TIME PLEASE MOVE….Seriously You had to see that you were making a fool of yourself… SO Next time just save me the trouble of having to go around you and make you look like a dumbass when you almost rear-ended another car… Cause you were to busy looking at me ..When You should Have been looking at the FREAKING ROAD…Yes I know people stare all the time AND NO im not interested BUT THANKS The gawking is actually quite amusing /flattering,,Except for when my hubby’s around..He gets a little irritated…. 

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This one really doesn’t need my commentary.  It can stand on its own…and not just because the guy the little slut is looking for is apparently rocking a kick-stand:

I sucked your BIG DICK at the Club 2 years ago – m4m – 23 (Club Stl)

You were tall, dark hair, in shape, goodlooking, muscles, and a BIG DICK. You tried to fuck me but I ended up sucking you instead. Just seeing if you were still in the area. I was/a young, baby face. 5’10, 165, and couldnt believe how big you were.

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According to KWMU, Jade, the 23-month old elephant at the St. Louis, has contracted the herp which is bad news for elephants since herpes is fatal to them…though somehow makes Paris Hilton stronger every day.

Of course the question now is how does a baby elephant get herpes?  Frankly the suspect list is endless.  I mean we’re in St. Louis…there isn’t a guy in town that hasn’t gotten drunk and shacked up with a “baby elephant.” 

Great.

Forbes Magazine says via BizJournals.com:

St. Louis has been ranked the 10th-most miserable city in the nation by Forbes magazine.

The “Forbes Misery Measure” looks at the 150 largest metropolitan statistical areas in the U.S., or those areas with a population of at least 378,000. The list was based on nine factors: commute times, corruption, pro sports teams, Superfund sites, taxes (both income and sales), unemployment, violent crime and weather.

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The controversial web mash-up of the public list of donors to California’s Proposition 8 law and a map of California and the country, eightmaps.com, reveals the shocking number of zero for the St. Louis area.

Yup, zero.  According to the site, no one from the St. Louis area gave any money to Prop 8.  Sure it was a law in California, but you would be surprised at the far reaches of their donor list and yet not a soul from St. Louis.

Lets see if we can decode this one together…but I’m going to warn you, this one is really going to be tough: (link)

dodge my balls – m4w (webster)

and don’t kick me, blue! you should know who you are and what we were doing!

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You know what?  I’ve got nothing.  Good luck you crazy kids, here’s hoping you hook up.

Well, that one was just too crazy…lets try another: (link)

St. Louis beer millionaire August Busch IV is back on the market after this divorce from his younger wife of just 2 years.  The worst part, this one slipped right by us.  Which really pisses. me. off.  Damn.  Unlike us, STLog has been following this story closely. (+1 for them for breaking this one….you bastards!)  

Busch IV divorced his wife Kathryn Lisa Busch (formerly Kathryn Thatcher) on Wednesday in St. Louis County Circuit Court. The couple married just over two years ago. Busch is 44. His ex-wife just 28. 

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