Which local pitch man is rumored to have quite a taste for “nice things,” like white, powdery nice things?

…and apparently either doesn’t care that it gets out or is horrible at keeping his own secrets.

We love a good cat box story here at Punching Kitty.com, here’s one from Craigslist:

cat box? – w4m – 22 (tulsa, ok)

i was once in your cat box. it was tight, i could barely get my finger in, and i might have scratched you on the way out. i miss it. reply if this is you.

Wait.  Why would you ever want to put your finger in a cat box? …oh wait.  I don’t think we are talking about the same kind of “cat box.”

We hear East St. Louis alum and Olympic athlete Jackie Joyner Kersee stopped by the West County Apple Store the other day to make a purchase.

We hope she came in the store just like she is in that photo to the right.

I think my favorite Craigslist crazies are the ones that come with the thunder, the hard-hitting non-specific thunder:

hey douche (o’fallon)

did the lying slut tell you that she slept w/ Tyler, the student worker???

forgot all about that when we were “talking”

Did this make you feel better man?  What did this do for you?  At least give us some descriptors! Do we all know her?  Is she on TV?  Does she have a big rack? Ears? Wear shirts? Anything?

The African-American Business and Contractors Association (which I think spells out L.O.N.G.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.) is upset because they believe there were not enough black contractors hired in the massive highway 70 project, so they planned to “shut down” the highway Monday during evening rush hour, which is 10 years to the day to a similar protest.

First let me say this:  If the Aferican-American Business…(whatever)’s claims are correct and there was any prejudice at play when the contractors for the Hwy 70 project were picked (or for any job for that matter) then I’m with them in saying that is f*cked.

Now let me say this: This is the dumbest protest I’ve ever seen.  Look at the video below, two cars stopped at the same time on 70 during rush hour.  Wow.  Shocking.  I thought protests were supposed to be something crazy that I normally wouldn’t do to get my attention, like chaining myself to something or standing in front of a tank.  Two cars stopping at the same time on the highway happens about 4 times a day when someone gets in an accident or just some retard stops their car because they saw something shiny.  Also, this is pretty dicky.  You want to picket a building?  Fine, at least you are only bothering the people in the building that you think wronged you.  Backing up traffic during rush-hour when people that did nothing wrong just want to go home?  Dude.  Screw you.

I also love their promise that there is “much more to come”  I’m guessing the next stop in your annoying people that didn’t do anything campaign, is just going to a mall food court and knocking people’s drinks out of their hand.  That’ll teach them.

Click through to watch the video.

Our tipsters our the best.  We might have missed a real classic Craiglist Missed Connections that was quickly flagged off the site, but we didn’t because our tipsters sent it in!

Here it is, in its entirety, for posterity:

You threatened to shoot me at White Castles – m4w – 28 (Florissant)

Hey you beautiful gold teethed Cadillac driving sex machine. Last

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With a tip of the hat to Vice Magazine we are going to be doing a little thing called “Good Kitty / Bad Kitty” here on Punching Kitty.com for time to time.  We are going to show you some photos from a recent happening in St. Louis and let you know who was good and who was bad as a service the St. Louis area and beyond.

We thought we would kick this off with the photos taken by Nick Schnelle for the Riverfront Times at the Asher Roth performance at Home Nightclub on July 11th.

The Apple Store is a great place.  What store has more cool stuff per square inch than the Apple Store?  None.  The only thing that could possibly make it better would be a cute girl, but what are the chances of finding a cute girl in a  computer store…Whhhhaaaaaaa?!

Kari at Galleria Apple Store – m4w – 26 (St. Louis)

Holy shit, you’re cute. I could go on and on but I’m already on thin ice posting this thing in the first place.

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We missed this from The Kansas City Star on Thursday:

A federal judge on Thursday tentatively threw out the convictions of a Missouri mother for her role in a MySpace hoax directed at a 13-year-old girl who ended up committing suicide.

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Oh Post Dispatch Letters to the Editor, how I love you.  Every time a little bit of civic pride and love for my fair city starts to creep in to my heart, there  you are, displaying the crack pottiest letters from only the most sad individuals that think writing to their local newspaper still means something.

Take John Bell.

He hates the new Citygarden.

It looks like this: