Hunter Has Internet but Bad Aim, Takes Credit For Drowning Deer
Posted on December 4, 2009
| The Editor
Did you hear the one about the guy that used Google Earth to find the best place to hunt deer, lined up his shot but missed, causing the deer to fall down a cliff and drown…and then totally take credit anyway like he did something special?
[Joe] Graber added the Internet to his arsenal, using the Google Earth mapping service to pinpoint paths the buck would likely follow to pursue female deer.
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St. Louis Gets Out-Skanked By Richmond, VA
Posted on November 17, 2009
| The Editor
For years we were #1 in the country. The champs! But our dynasty is finally over. Richmond, VA is now the Sexually Transmitted Disease capital of the United States. St. Louis has fallen to #2.
St. Louis has finally relinquished its title as the sexually transmitted disease capital, dropping to number two in the country for rates of gonorrhea and chlamydia. For several years the city’s disease rates topped the country.
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So Basically, Every Street in St. Louis Sucks to Cross
Posted on November 16, 2009
| The Editor
Our fair city’s mayor loves him so social media, and he knows that people love to complain, so the other day he sent out a call on Twitter that went a little something like this: Which street that you regularly cross do you find most difficult? The mayor got tons of answers back, that he posted on his blog. Of course most of the reply tweets are crazy-hard to read because Twitter frowns on full words and sentence structure.
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Random Interview: Terry Blastenbrei
Posted on November 13, 2009
| The Editor
Its Friday and that means we are going to interview someone random. Who’s up next? Terry Blastenbrei of course! Let me tell you a little something about this dude. He has a blog, he’s on Twitter, he’s a musician, and he wants you to hire him. I think he’s thinking along the lines of administrative and clerical work, but I heard he’ll do other stuff too like massages and for enough money, he’ll kill someone for you.
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Old Guy Gets Fake High School Diploma Because at this Point, Why Not?
Posted on November 12, 2009
| The Editor
So a long time ago this guy quits High School to get a job and then ends up in the military, bravely serving his country in World War II. After that he gets married twice, has no kids, is described as “colorful” and spends his time watching TV all day. All this 70 year old guy really needs is an occasional dusting, but instead he’s being given an honorary High School diploma.
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Missouri on Lower Half of Gay Marriage Support
Posted on November 10, 2009
| The Editor
The Sociological Images blog recently put together some data on gay marriage support grouped by age bracket and ordered by a state’s overall support. The overall takeaways of the graph are pretty clear, the younger generation is considerably more supportive of gay marriage, even in states that are generally considered toxic to gay rights like Utah or Alabama.
Of course the other thing you can take away from this data is how each state feels about the gay marriage movement.
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Take a Look at Jenna Fischer’s Kitty!
Posted on November 9, 2009
| The Editor
Every once in a while we like to swing by St. Louis native and Office star Jenna Fischer’s blog to see what’s going on with her and if she’s finally decided to film that script with the topless scene we keep sending her. She still hasn’t filmed that script, or acknowledged the fact that I keep sending her chunks of my hair for that matter, but we did get to see her kitty!
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Random Interview: SandyShores
Posted on November 6, 2009
| The Editor
Time for another random interview! Today’s subject? One @SandyShores What? Oh, that’s her Twitter name. I thought it was odd at first too that someone would name their child something that started with @, but I figured it was just foreign like that Russian O with a line through it. Then a “social media expert” told me it was a Twitter thing. I tried to get more information from him, but he started to walk off and I was like “Oh you have to get to work?
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City Workers Throw Away Homeless Guy’s Heart Meds
Posted on November 6, 2009
| The Editor
We all know from our experiences at the post office or DMV that some people can be pretty damn rude, but this is some cold shit right here:
Four or five homeless people have made Interco Park on Tucker near Cole their home for the last few months, but Wednesday night, were told the park was going to be cleaned up and out Thursday.
At 10 a.m. Thursday, a city garbage truck backed up to the tents and employees of the parks department started dismantling tents and dumping bags of personal possessions into the gaping maw of the truck.
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The Dirty Uncovers One of St. Louis’ Finest Parents
Posted on November 5, 2009
| The Editor
From The Dirty:
THE DIRTY ARMY: My little sister pulled this up for me today, she was at this Halloween party. The fat, orange slob in the middle is Mary L*nk, proud mother of 5 but it has been said she lets her daughter’s homeless felon friends live with her as well. The more shocking part of this picture is her seven year old son in the bottom right corner. My sister mentioned that she lets them have parties so often that if the police come to their house one more time, she will get her children taken away… which may be for the better.
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