Some Douche Bag Psycho Church Hates Lebanon, Missouri

 Posted on February 2, 2010  |  The Editor

Its no secret to us that they have a blog for everything these days, but its still hard to believe that there is a blog out there that counts down horrific events to people and places and then tries to spin it as god dropping the hammer for some perceived slight against the world. You know, horrible things like finding someone attractive that they don’t agree with or telling them to shut up when they are spouting hate-speech. [Read More]
douche bags  godsmack  hate speech  morons  religion 

Love Over Pigs Feet

 Posted on January 27, 2010  |  The Editor

Oh Craigslist, just when I think I’ve heard of every way two people can hook up, you give me this… Pigs Feet! – m4w – 34 (Richmond Heights) You pointed out where the Pigs Feet were. I would like to continue the conversation. This was filed under missed connections, but I can’t tell if he wants to lear more about this attractive pigs feet eating lady, or he had a pig foot follow up question that to this day has gone unanswered. [Read More]
craigslist  pigs feet 

Local Kid Gets Perfect Score on ACT

 Posted on January 25, 2010  |  The Editor

And the kid went to a city school! Nah, I’m just kidding. “I thought I did well, but I didn’t think I could do that,” Lafayette High School Senior Zach Frazer scored a perfect 36 on his ACT an achievement equaled by only 28 other students. …28 lonely lonely other students. Frazer offered the following advice to students preparing for an upcoming test. “Stay focused, relax and don’t worry while taking the test. [Read More]
act  education  school 

St. Louis Anagrams

 Posted on January 22, 2010  |  The Editor

We took some famous St. Louis names and ran them through the Internet Anagram Server to find some random letter mixed-up awesomeness. Here’s what we got: Vandeventer … “Darn Even Vet” Mark McGwire … “Rim Wreck Mag” [Editor’s Note: Sounds as sexy as it does gross.] Hampton … “Moth Nap” Busch Stadium … “Basic Mud Huts” [Editor’s Note: Is this a hidden critique of the Ballpark Village plans?] The Post Dispatch … “Spot Patched Shit” [Editor’s Note: Wow. [Read More]
anagrams  weird 

Slut.

 Posted on January 21, 2010  |  The Editor

St. Louis’ first elephant family is pregnant again. As the Post Dispatch reported: The St. Louis Zoo is expecting a 300-pound bundle of joy next summer. Asian elephant Rani is almost five months into her 22-month pregnancy. Raja, the first elephant ever born at the St. Louis Zoo, is the father. Rani is eating her regular diet of grain and hay and has stepped up her exercise routine, said Martha Fischer, the zoo’s mammal curator. [Read More]
elephant  rain  raja  zoo 

Cottleville Mayor Likes the Wacky Tobaccy

 Posted on January 14, 2010  |  The Editor

Cottleville Mayor Don Yarber has joined the likes of luminaries such as Method Man and Cheech in support of legalizing medical marijuana. Break out those cookies yo! The mayor of Cottleville, a small Missouri town of about 3,000 people, is hoping the Missouri legislature passes a medical marijuana law, allowing those with prescriptions to buy the drug. Yarber, 70, is promoting the concept among lawmakers, a big step for a small town mayor where many constituents are thought to be conservative. [Read More]
cottleville  Health  medical marijuana  politics  weed 

Missed Connection: Clark Kent Loves the Big Ladies

 Posted on January 11, 2010  |  The Editor

Oh Missed Connections, you are always there for me when the news, like the road outside my house, is all frozen over. My Sexy Clark Kent… J.S. – w4m – 48 (Florissant) J.S… I sure will miss you. You have no idea how perfect you were……. how nice your Gorgeous TOOL was……. You smelled wonderful EVERY time…….. you are very special to me and you ALWAYS will be…. We had the most wonderful times…… and you always made me comfortable… being a bigger girl can be uncomfortable…… you made me feel wonderful… I thank you so very much for that. [Read More]
craigslist  missed connection 

St. Louis Has a Yo-Yo Expert

 Posted on January 8, 2010  |  The Editor

Checkout this found video of some guy going off with his yo-yo in downtown!

He’s like one of the Smothers Brothers, but shorter…and younger…and asian.

Anyone know this guy?

Video  weird  yo-yo 

Woman Killed While Trying to Cross I-70

 Posted on December 21, 2009  |  The Editor

People are stupid. When does the idea “Hey lets cross this major interstate on foot” ever cross someone’s mind quickly followed by the even dumber thought to actually do it? Police said Peggy Ramsey, 47, of the 30 block of Arbor Village was struck and killed on Highway 70 at Salisbury at 8:05 pm. Authorities say a 56-year old woman in a Ford Taurus, was traveling westbound on Highway 70 approaching Salisbury when a car in front of her suddenly swerved. [Read More]
70  death  interstate  morons  robocop 

Highway 40 is Still Just a Road Right?

 Posted on December 8, 2009  |  The Editor

If you read the tweets last night or watched the news today you would have thought the new chunk of highway 40 that opened yesterday came with free ice cream at every onramp and it was lined with thousands of hot naked chicks washing each other. “I’m right here by the new Hampton overpass and anxious drivers and pouring on to the new highway as we speak…” “The east bound onramp is open and we are at XXX are the first to merge on! [Read More]
highway 40  interstate 64  morons