This is the Best Crazy Bitch Fight We’ve Seen in a While

 Posted on April 16, 2010  |  The Editor

Lets be clear. We don’t want to mislead anyone. This is the best “chick” fight we’ve seen in a while. “Chick” fights consists of 2+ attractive girls that probably really aren’t fighting as much as they are just wrestling to get people’s attention. They do this because it works. Chick Fights are awesome. This video below (use headphones) is a “crazy bitch” fight. One of the combatants is tall and lanky, the other is short and fat with pink hair that gets ripped off and both are really really pissed off. [Read More]
bitches  crazy  fight  salon  sighting 

She Must Have Really Wanted a Snow Cone

 Posted on April 16, 2010  |  The Editor

This story is either a great reason to keep old people off the road or that snow cones are too damn delicious to have so close to high-traffic roads on nice days like these. Yesterday evening, someone just full-on slammed their car in to the Cup-O-Sno shack in Maplewood. Grandma really wedged her Cadillac car in there good because it took a set of firefighters, an EMS crew, an Ameren UE contingent and the Jaws of Life to get her out of the car, which is a lot since usually it only takes the firefighters and the Ameren UE team to get her out of every other chair she sits down in. [Read More]
accident.old people  car  snow cone  weird 

Guy Craps Himself at Brentwood Bar

 Posted on April 14, 2010  |  The Editor

We received a hot…well maybe we should call it “warm”…tip from one of our readers that witnessed a grown man crapping his pants at a bar, as in, in public, as in, running down his leg while he tried to casually walk over to the john. Too bad the men’s room doesn’t usually have those pull down changing tables. I was at Double D’s Lounge on Brentwood saturday. A dude in his twenties proceeded to poop his pants, leaving a trail of doody into the men’s restroom. [Read More]
bar  camo  pants  poop  sighting 

Found on Opening Day: The Greatest Shirsey Ever!

 Posted on April 13, 2010  |  The Editor

Tip of the cap to CardsDiaspora.com for finding this gem at opening day and sharing via Twitter: Good for him to show restraint and not go with the cut-off sleeves or the tufts of back hair coming out the top. Sometimes style, even at Cardinal games, isn’t about what you did, but what you didn’t do. Maybe he could have gone for a shredded bottom of the shirt look though, but only because that’s flattering on everyone. [Read More]
cardinals  mlb  opening day  sighting 

Fat Lady Takes Rascal Through Drive Through

 Posted on April 8, 2010  |  The Editor

Found on The Dirty, this photo submitted by one of their St. Louis readers really makes you feel proud to live in St. Louis doesn’t it?[ ]1 Not sure if she’s new to the whole fat person motorized vehicle thing, but you would think she’d be able to get a little closer to the curb there. Especially since we both know she’s not going to put out any effort when they hand the “food” out to her. [Read More]
dirty  fat  mc donalds  sighting  wheel chair 

Is Stacy Park a Secret Government Installation? Google Maps: Yes.

 Posted on April 7, 2010  |  The Editor

Stacy Park is a lovely little neighborhood park over by Olive and Lindbergh in Olivette, MO. We’ve been there and we just say a playground and a baseball diamond. We didn’t even notice the huge cement installation with the words “DANGER KEEP OFF” written on it. What you don’t believe me? Ask my friend Google Maps. He’ll show you. So what the hell is going on here? We looked around and these satellite photos don’t appear to be all that old. [Read More]
aliens  google maps  matt chambers  sighting  stacy park 

It’s Raining Toddlers in Alton

 Posted on April 7, 2010  |  The Editor

Yesterday in Alton, IL a three-year old body walked over to an open second story window with no screen and fell out on to a concrete slab below. A three-year-old boy had to be rushed to the hospital Tuesday afternoon after falling from the second-story window of his family’s apartment. According to Captain Williams of the Alton Fire Department, the incident happened at 1:40 p.m. at an apartment complex in the 300 block of Mitchell Street [Read More]
alton  baby  driving  fall 

St. Charles County’s Last Dance with Mary Jane

 Posted on April 7, 2010  |  The Editor

St. Charles County voters voted down not one but two medial marijuana proposals even after Cottleville, MO mayor Don Yarber pushed for the bills because of his own wife’s success with medial marijuana. Apparently St. Chuck voters think Mrs Yarber is nothing more than a pothead. At least that’s the clear sentiment from one voter interview after leaving the polls by KSDK: Ladonna Johnson, said she voted “no” on the initiative, saying there are better ways to solve medical problems than with marijuana. [Read More]
marijuana  medial marijuana  medicine  pot  st charles  weed 

Are You Getting an iPad?

 Posted on April 2, 2010  |  The Editor

Its little secret that the Punching Kitty staff are a fan of Apple’s fine line of luxury computing items, so in case you were wondering, we are picking up an iPad Saturday. In fact, we will be at both St. Louis area Apple stores! Why? To get an iPad of course and to hang out with some St. Louis Apple-heads. The plan is to hit the West County Mall Apple store bright and early, around 7am, and then after getting through that line, heading over to the Galleria to see the crowd there! [Read More]
apple  computer  ipad 

Dude Can’t Keep That Big Eminent Domain Sign on the Side of His House

 Posted on March 30, 2010  |  The Editor

A district court judge dealt another a blow to the right to paint a giant sign on your house to inform people driving on the highway about whatever you don’t like, be it Eminent Domain or women that use their teeth. A district court judge upheld a ruling that said a St. Louis man could not display a giant mural protesting eminent domain. The ruling was a big victory for the St. [Read More]
courts  eminent domain  highway 55  sign