The Rams are probably going to suck, but who cares about analysis?! What does Katie Kearney, the current Miss Missouri, think?
We bet she’s gonna be brutal on them dude! She’s totally going to destroy their week linebacker core and pick apart the shaky Quarterback play! Oh man, she’s going to be all over them and definitely won’t just be some stereotypical overly optimistic beauty queen to the point where you’ll wonder: “Why the hell did anyone bother to ask her, let alone print it in a newspaper?”
Reporter: OK, let’s cut to the chase. How many games do you think the Rams will win this year?
Miss Missouri: “I’ll say 24.”
Reporter: Uh … wait a minute, they only play 16 games.
Miss Missouri: “I’m counting exhibition games, playoffs, the Super Bowl …”
(Startled reporter furiously begins doing math in his head)
Miss Missouri: “I’m very optimistic.”
Reporter: Fair enough. OK, who is your favorite football player?
Miss Missouri: “My dad, Tim Kearney.”