Update from 11:30am below.
A 21 year-old O’Fallon man has been arrested after doing the following:
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Beating a 29-year old woman with a “medieval weapon”
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Being naked in public.
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Living in a trailer park.*
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Trying to reach for an officer’s gun.
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Actually stealing the officer’s stun gun.
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Hitting the officer with the stun gun.
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Most likely grazing someone with his junk while all this naked movement was happening.
8. Bitting the officer in the face.
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(Probably) Making the officer cry, or at least putting on of those “Oh man, my life is crazy!” Facebook posts up.*
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Getting shot and bleeding on stuff.*
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Being on drugs.
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Smiling in his mugshot despite the fact that he was shot.*
13: Update: We heard from a source that told us the smiling mugshot above we grabbed from KMOV is actually from a previous arrest (naturally). It seems he hasn’t been booked yet for this current crime and won’t be until he’s released from the hospital. There’s a really good chance that the next mugshot is going to be super monkey ninja awesome too, because here’s another mugshot from that past arrest:*
Update x 2: So we were asked to remove the mugshot, and…ugh…ok, fine. Here’s a drawing of what it looked like:
* Not technically a crime.
via KMOV