Hermann Band Director Sends Sexy Emails to Students

Hermann, Missouri’s high school band director is having a rough week after being accused of sending “sexually explicit” emails to a student. Something about blowing his woodwind we’re guessing.

Among the charges against 31-year-old Joshua James are furnishing pornography to a minor and “using a child in a sexual performance”.

The alleged contact took place between James and a 16-year-old female student in the Gasconade County school district, and reportedly involved illicit photos.

High school band director isn’t exactly a big-time gig or anything, but it still seems like a lot to gamble on hoping the fat girl won’t tattle on you for sending her dick photos.* Looking back on it now it did seem weird that when he would raise his arms up to hold a note, he would always do a little squeezing motion with his hands.

James has been released on bond and has resigned from his role as director.

  • Oh whatever, we both know she’s probably a little round. Band chicks are like that. (If you’re not, send a photo. We’d love to see proof of the contrary.)

via KMOX