Unemployed Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has drug the pineapple through quite a number of ladies. First he got Jessica Simpson on her way down from being hot and famous, then he snagged Carrie Underwood on the way up, but now he’s decided the only goal line he wants to eternally scramble for belongs to is former 2008 Miss Missouri and Mizzou alum, Candice Crawford. (Here’s hoping we are the first site to make a football metaphor for her vagina! *fingers crossed*)
You might be interested in to what amazing journalism a Mizzoui grad working in the bustling Texas local news scene does…
Crawford, a former beauty queen, was Miss Missouri USA in 2008. The University of Missouri grad worked as a local news reporter in Texas and now co-hosts “The RC Project” with Roni Proter, a Dallas news show forecasting fashion trends.
Stay in school kids! …unless you’re pretty and then you can call any old stupid ass thing a job and then marry a rich athlete.
Candice also happens to be the kid sister of Gossip Girl star Chase Crawford [Editor’s Note: No idea who that Chase guy is, but I want to nail his sister.], enjoyed a wedding at Arlington Hall with 600 of her closest friends and family.
Romo and Crawford’s out of town guests were provided with a welcoming gift bag orchestrated by celebrity party planner Todd Fiscus of Todd Events. Fiscus told Us the custom-made bag, bearing the couple’s initials, was filled with luxury treats including a Neiman Marcus gift card, assorted cookies, a mini-bottle of Champagne, chocolates, gourmet popcorn and Kiehl’s beauty products.
Nothing says “Texas Luxury” like assorted cookies.
Think about that Mizzou grads, amongst you was a future beauty queen that married a NFL quarterback and has a famous actor for a brother. All three recently spent a weekend looking fabulous, eating fancy assorted cookies. …oh we think we just heard your Easy Mac ding. Try not to dribble it up on your sweatshirt this time.