Anheuser-Busch InBev Monkey Unicorn, the long-named local brewery, has had to issue its third beer recall in just over a month. This one because of this little issue of glass shards getting in to a few lots of Stella Artois 10-packs. Luckily this recall, as with the prior two, have been confined to Europe, also known as “Not Here” which means it went to terrorists, which is cool I guess. USA! USA!
Story’s over! Oh wait, no it’s not. First we have to let this guy say something:
“Oh an Anheuser-Busch product was gross and had to be recalled? How could they tell?! He he he. Look at my cat chest tattoo! Also I feel the need to tell you that I listen to bands that you probably have never heard of.”
Good one hipster beer guy. If you were going to write something to that effect in the comments but now aren’t because we beat you to it, take a picture of you punching yourself in the face, and post that instead.
via STLToday’s Lager Heads