6 Pretty Much Worthless Ebay-ed St. Louis Items

Found on Ebay while watching the Rams piss away another win-able game:

“98 TONY BANKS ODYSSEY HOLOGOLD 1ST QTR /150 RARE” (link)

Starting bid: $0.99

Current bid: No bids.

$0.99 seems high for old Tony Banks. Really high. Like $1.50 high.

“2008 Upper Deck Signature Aaron Miles Autograph” (link)

“NOAH’S ARK Restaurant Children’s Menu St Charles MO” (link)

Starting bid: $8.99

Current bid: No bids.

$9 bucks for an old menu of a theme restaurant? This is why the terrorists hate us.

St. Louis Cardinals Women T-shirt – M” (link)

Starting bid: $17.95

Current bid: No bids.

All the best shirts could be confused with a child’s bed sheets. This will look great in XXXL in section 443.

VP Fair Beer Can Schell Brewing Co. 1982 SS Mint Nice” (link)

Starting bid: $1.49

Current bid: No bids.

Getting a beer at the VP fair? $0.50. Not drinking it: -4 hours of fun. Selling that same beer 28 years later? Apparently not priceless.

St. Louis Cardinals Tony LaRussa autographed card” (link)

Starting bid: $2.99

Current bid: No bids.

Cards with Tony actually smiling are worth a lot more.