Here are our top 3 favorite current St. Louis Craigslist Missed Connections pick-up lines from the fellas:
3. “in the shower?” – m4w
if u clicked on this chances are it is u i am looking for we joke about it often but never actully get in there but i wouldnt say a word if u really did get in there and to tell the truth i would like it i am quite sure let me know something that will make me know this is u
…um…wow. One more time maybe…
if u clicked on this chances are it is u i am looking for we joke about it often but never actully get in there but i wouldnt say a word if u really did get in there and to tell the truth i would like it i am quite sure let me know something that will make me know this is u
Didn’t help. If you can understand this, go bang this dude ladies…he is your soulmate.
2. “I Need You Now” – m4w
I need you now, come to my office………..I’m alone
Hell yeah! Awwwww….just girls. Figures! Did we uncover some secret message passing system from adulterers? Also why did he have to explicitly say he was alone? That’s not implied? Is “I need you now, come to my office……My mom is here.” something that could reasonably happen in this relationship?
1. “Dr. Babenstein?” – m4w (babesville)
You, were sitting in a plastic chair “fighting the beats” as i slid into a deep lunge and punchdanced my way into your heart. listening to you wax intellectual on the subject of mature industry was delightful AND informative. i told you one of these days i was gonna sweep you off your feet so you better be prepared. im talking like, you better wear a sweatband everywhere in case things get intense! if you fit the description of the total babe that im talking about, why dont you throw on those babe shades and go for a windy walk with me? im pretty sure you know how to get a hold of me if you wanted to. mebbe u and me and HL could go on a bike ride? fun times will be had by all!
sincerely yours,
hink-o-tron 3000
There was also a photo (right). There’s nothing I can say to make this better, just keep reading it and let it’s magic wash over you.