Add it to the list of things St. Louis gets: Underground explosions.
Around 5p Wednesday evening, City Hall was shaken by an underground explosion, which they said it was a blown transformer…no, not the cool kind of Transformer, but the boring kind that AmerenUE breaks every winter and summer…and fall…and spring.
Government excuses bullshit.
Our guess?
That’s were we buried former Cardinal Ray King after we “traded” him a while back. Turns out he was just sleeping and he’s pissed. This is gonna be just like Cloverfield, but it will be sweatier and with more walks.
via Globe Democrat (but they were straight suckers believing AmerenUE’s transformer story.)