For a guy that only hit .199 for a 6 year major league career, he hit a home run on this one.
Not liking that one? Here’s three more:
Tony sure put his bat in the right place to make this hit!
Nothing pisses of Tony more than a pitcher going for his guys, but I’d still take my chances going high and tight to her.
Tony LaRussa has a hot daughter. Baseball.
…feel free to give your own baseball/sex/hot daughter metaphor in the comments.