Stan Kroenke shocked everyone by jumping in at the last second to make a play for 100% ownership of the St. Louis Rams. That’s fine and all, but the Rams had a buyer already. Their’s way better stuff for Kroenke to drop his cash on…
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Arby’s. Who doesn’t love Arby’s?
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4,000 pairs of white socks. Never buy socks again.
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Nickelback. So they’ll never play again.
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1 lion, 1 gorilla, 1 cage, tons of seats.
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The cast and set of Charles In Charge.
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A massaging robot…an asian massaging robot. For us. As a present.
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Kryptonite, to finally stop that insufferable Superman!
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Me. *wink*
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Better hair.