Baseball is nearly upon us and that means new Cardinal commercials. We have done our homework and watched each and every one, linked them below, and have a few quick facts as well.
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We don’t know why exactly the Cardinals need commercials, but we’re glad they still make them.
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Ok, so you don’t put in the newly acquired Matt Holiday, but you do put in Fredbird. Twice. Update: We stand corrected. There is a Holiday spot, but its not funny and thus we don’t think it counts.
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Chris Carpenter clearly hates doing these things and it shows.
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Of all the players in the spots, only the following can act: Brendan Ryan, Skip Schumaker. That is all.
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Was booking Pujols too expensive? Update: There is one of Pujols, but we don’t really think filming his BP one day counts. Pffft.
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You have a spot with Colby Rasmus and Yadi Molina and you pick Yadi to be the one with a line? We love you Yadi, but thank god your job requirement is mostly putting down fingers for communication.
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Even though we think the whole mustache humor thing is pretty much beating a dead horse, this is our favorite:
Here’s the full list of youtube links for the spots:
“Darts“