The Post Dispatch reports that Maryland Heights has over 400 underage drinking violations every year.  Also, apparently, they care about it. So much in fact that they are applying for a state grant so they can things like hire “underage undercover operatives” also known as douchey kids or young Dwight Schrutes.

Seriously.

Wow, a narc at such a young age. I bet these kids are just going to be swimming in some mad levels of pussy!