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Crime

Hey Man What Happened To Your Mobile Meth Lab?!


Posted by The Editor on 03 Sep 2010 /


The thing about mobile meth labs is that, like all meth labs, they can catch on fire, only your seat belted to this one.

A van laden with a meth factory ignited and was quickly engulfed in flames while traveling down a Jefferson County road. Jefferson County?! I know we were shocked too. Not really. These “mobile meth labs” are the like the ice cream man down there.

The only person believed to have been in the vehicle, a 42-year-old man, was rushed to the hospital. Shortly after the fire was put out, narcotics investigators were called to the scene.

“We did confirm there were chemicals associated with making meth and we did find further evidence to support that but this is an ongoing investigation at this time so little information can be released on it,” said Cpl. Gerald Williams, spokesman for the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department.

The cops can’t say much more, but there are charges already pending on the little hoosier briquette who is currently in the hospital.

Police are now focused on collecting more evidence while shooing away meth-heads trying to snort the ashes.

via KSDK


Capitalism and Politics

Wentzville GM Plant Makes 2 Millionth Van, Last Employee Left Cheered Really Hard


Posted by The Editor on 18 Dec 2009 /


WT0108-29-1-WebAfter a year filled with layoffs, more layoffs and finally laying off that guy that everyone thought was totally going to be the first one to get canned but somehow making it until the third round, the GM plant in Wentzville, MO rolled out the 2 Millionth “full sized van” yesterday marking another time in history that no one will care about ever.

At about 3:30 p.m., the 2 millionth full size van rolled off the assembly line here at the GM plant.

It is being considered quite an accomplishment, considering that GM laid off about half of its workforce earlier this year. Mayor Paul Lambi and members of the Wentzville Chamber of Commerce were on site to mark the occasion.

Soon that van, like shown above, will be out doing one of the many jobs vans like this do in our society like being adorned with poorly thought out logos for plumbers, storing recently picked up kids for future pedophile-type activities, or carting your giant fertilizer bombs around.  A proud day indeed.

via KSDK