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Dairy Queen’s Reefer Bash 2: The Electric Boogaloo


Posted by The Editor on 29 Sep 2009 /
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Sometimes things are so awesome, you have no choice but to squeeze a sequel out.  Take Legally Blonde, wait no…Teen Wolf!…err…um…Speed!!  Nevermind.  Movies are a bad example, but Dairy Queen’s “Titz n’ Reefer Bash” from a few days back is!

Oh thats right!  Our eagled-eye’d (or horny, pot smoking) reader has spotted a change to the sign!  Note the now added “2″ on the left but still the same awesome-adding “69″ on the right.

I like to think they these parties are run by a group of rough-around-the-edges but lovable kids that have had a rough go of it and just desperately need the money a party like this brings in to keep their community center safe from an evil old white-guy developer that wants to turn it in to a movie theatre or strip mall.  The problem is that these kids can’t dance, so there goes a money-making dance show, and they can’t sing…but they can get their hands on large amounts of pot and know a bunch of sluts!  Bingo.


Going Out

Is Dairy Queen Sponsoring a Reefer Bash?


Posted by The Editor on 21 Sep 2009 /
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One of our eagle-eyed, sex-machine, chick-magnet, party-loving readers sent in these photos they snapped of the Dairy Queen sign at the corner of Lafayette Ave and South 7th Street in Soulard.

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Can anyone give us any info on the “Titz ‘n Reefer bash?   I hear there were both “Titz” and “Reefer” which are really all you need for an awesome party…also, ice cream cake helps, which is why that this party being on this sign is like the harbinger of the greatest party of all time!

You wanna know else why this party seems crazy awesome?  They threw in a “69″ on the end.  Only the best things do that!  Its like a sexy, awesome version of putting a cherry on top.  Like at first I was all “Oh cool a Dairy Queen Titz ‘n Reefer party.  Eh, I think I’ll just stay in that night and watch a mo…wait!  69!  Nevermind!  I’m totally in now!  I dig it!!!!”

For the record, this works with pretty much anything.  You take something that cool and throw in a trailing “69″ Bam!  Double awesome because of the sexy 69!  Watch.  Take for instance this photo of new friend-of-the-site Craig Cheatham of KMOV, news channel 4.

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Its a cool photo of my man looking all reporter-esque…but watch this:

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Bam! 20% more awesome.  Consider yourself slightly more educated.

You’re welcome.


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