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Local Teacher Quits After Student Discovers Her Pornographic Past


Posted by The Editor on 09 Mar 2011 /
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Varsity Blues led us astray. We were under the belief that when a high school student uncovers the sexually charged after school activities, past or present, of a teacher, it will ultimately lead to a humorous scene and a strong bond over their shared secret at school. Not so it would appear. Not so.

A west St. Louis County high school teacher quit her job after her x-rated past was exposed when one of her Parkway North students discovered her pornographic work in the adult film industry.

The teacher, Tera Myers, was suspended five years ago when she was a teacher in Paducah, Kentucky.

So a west county teacher did porn huh? Pretty freakin’ sweet. I bet the West County parents would just wish this story would go away…they however, aren’t are readers:

Ask and you shall receive dear readers! …and speaking of receiving…Tera Myers aka Tericka Dye aka Rikki Andersin has appeared in roughly 11 movies (which in porn terms is like three or four days of work). Her filmography includes such classics as “Ass Whores 21″, “Climax Shots 86: Three to Tango”, “Eruptions: Double Dippin” (edited and kinda SFW, if you’re really quick, cover art after the jump), “In Thru The Out Door 7 & 8″, “Sex Freaks 10″, “Rug Munchers” and “Butt Brats 7″…which wasn’t nearly as good as Butt Brats 4, but you just knew they were going down hill after that scene with the tuna fish, foam #1 finger, 3.5 lesbian vampires, the guy that played Cockroach on the Cosby show and all that mustard. (We made all of that up, but in our heads it was epic.)

According to the pervs on the internet, her biggest movie was “Tight Ass” when she worked with the noted director John T. Bone (not a joke, these are actually facts). Here is a SFW clip of Rikki Andersin aka Tera Myers in “Tight Ass”(though some naughty language at the end, so headphones!). In this scene, our star is having some trouble remembering her lines, in which she apparently plays Hamlet for some reason. No worries though! She is helped with her lines by a gentleman in white jeans and his friend…they can’t seem to help her memorization, but they can help her with something else… (Hint: It rhymes with “blow job”)

After her time in porn, Andersin/Meyers later enlisted in the Army and using the GI Bill to go to college and do quite well, ultimately earning her teaching degree. A few years ago, she confessed that her time in porn was a result of needing money after being unemployed, homeless and seeking treatment for bipolar disorder.

Meanwhile at Parkway North, parents and administrators are fuming over this “revelation”…but here’s the thing…they shouldn’t be. We aren’t going to go on some tirade about how she shouldn’t be removed from the school. No, the school can hire anyone they please and when you have a porn background, that’s the breaks. Life isn’t fair but you should have thought about whether or not you wanted to sculpt young minds for a future career before you had some hairy-chested guy spunk in your eye in the 80s. No, Parkway North’s administration shouldn’t be overly upset because the the knowledge of Meyer’s past was pretty out in the open this whole time! Sure, its a new name and a criminal history check turned up nothing because it’s not illegal to be a “Butt Brat (7)”, but she was on freaking Dr. Phil talking about how hard it was to get fired for this exact same thing in 2006!

Ok, maybe they shouldn’t have reasonably figured that out, but it’s hard to imagine Meyers thinking she can change names and teach again after going on Dr. Phil and with kids today getting better and better at finding free porn online. Must be awesome not to have grown up trying to mentally unscramble the nasty channels and having a “Cinemax Weekend” being the highlight of your summer vacation. Kids today still bang microwaved grapefruits though right?

via KMOV

Click though the jump to see a couple of (edited) porn covers featuring Rikki Andersin!

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Crime

Never Let Your Kid Do High School Band If the Director is Rocking a Chinstrap


Posted by The Editor on 01 Sep 2010 /
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A former band Director for the Alton school district has been sentenced to six years in the joint for having, what KMOV is calling an “affair” with a 16-year-old student.

According to the Madison County State Attorney’s officer, 36-year-old Matthew Lang has to serve 85% of his sentence. He must also register as a sex offender.

Police say Lang had sex with the student more than once during school hours. Some of the encounters occurred at the school and others happened at locations away from the school.

Even more creepy, the guy has a mustache and a chinstrap beard. Gross. How do you drop of your 16 year old daughter in to this guy’s care for band practice when he looks like this?! Let me guess, you didn’t have to drop her off…Mr. Lang picked her up from your place in his window-less van with outside-locking doors and that big back of Snickers in the back.

Lang worked his way up from creepy janitor to band director by convincing the Alton school board he would be, with out a doubt, the best guy to teach high school girls how to blow in to something to make noise. Apparently Lang’s a moaner.

Ok, that last line even grossed us out.

…still gonna leave it in though.

via KMOV


Crime

Ms Teacher Bangs a Boy


Posted by The Editor on 11 Jun 2010 /
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Congratulations to that 15 year old kid with the wispy mustache (probably) who got his PE teacher at Trinity High School in Maryland Heights to bang him.

The St. Louis County Prosecutor’s Office charged Kellie Ryan of Maryland Heights with one count of second-degree statutory rape and two counts of statutory sodomy. Ryan, 26, is a physical education teacher at Trinity High School. She’s accused of sleeping with a 15-year-old student.

Apparently this all began when after joking around in PE, Ryan told the kid to go to her office and do 50 push-ups. On her.  We’re kidding of course…they didn’t do it in the school. They used her car. Why this matters we don’t know.

Authorities said the alleged crimes did not occur on school property or at the student’s home. They suspect Ryan’s car was involved.

What, no tree-house sex? We hear that’s hot. Nothing like going at it while looking at your partner’s Miley Cyrus poster.

After all the high-fiving with the kid some old bitty asked something about how did the school not know about this, totally ruining the moment buzz. So?

The school released a statement late Thursday afternoon saying it had conducted a background check before hiring Ryan and that background check did not reveal anything.

Probably just forgot to ask the “Are you thinking about banging any of your students?” question. Pretty obvious though just by looking at her (above). Even in the mug shot she seems to be scoping out the kid on the DARE poster to the right of the officer taking her photo.

We can’t loose sight of the real issue. Some kid got down with his teacher. What do you think Jeff Suppan?

Classy.

via KSDK


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