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So Basically, Every Street in St. Louis Sucks to Cross


Posted by The Editor on 16 Nov 2009 /
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Our fair city’s mayor loves him so social media, and he knows that people love to complain, so the other day he sent out a call on Twitter that went a little something like this:
Which street that you regularly cross do you find most difficult?
The mayor got tons of answers back, that he posted on his blog.  Of course most of the reply tweets are crazy-hard to read because Twitter frowns on full words and sentence structure.  That’s ok though, our crack staff have gone through the posts and isolated the streets people hate to cross.
Here’s the list:
  • Forest Park Parkway
  • Tucker
  • Washington
  • Grand
  • Euclid
  • Kingshighway
  • Oakland
  • Chesnut
  • 11th
  • Market
  • Southwest
  • Macausland
  • Arsenal
  • Manchester

No, thats the not list of every major street in the city of St. Louis, thats the list we pulled from the complaints.

So…

Your best bet in St. Louis is either to never leave your house, or get your poor ass a car.

Such a lovely city.


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Why Stop With Obama Boulevard?


Posted by The Editor on 23 Jan 2009 /
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Everyone knows that St. Louis has a time machine and has found a way to predict out the next 4 to 8 years.  The results of their epic quest?  Obama will be the best black president USA has ever had!  So we’re naming a street after him!  Boosh!

But I say, why stop there?  There’s all kinds of other street blocks that could use some fancying up!  Here’s a few that we at PunchingKitty.com are pulling for:

  1. Roland Burris Ave
  2. Caroline Kennedy Cul de sac
  3. Spagnuolo Street
  4. Ram’s Super Bowl 2010 Blvd
  5. Ballpark Village Parkway

Yup, those all seem like sure bets to me.


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