St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson was pulled on stage last night while seeing Jabb Awoc Keez and tweeted a photo of him breaking it down. Take a good look Rams fans! This may be the most action you see out of any of the Rams as they could go from poppin’ and lockin’ to just locked out in a few days.
Good moves though. We bet that’s exactly what it would look like if a marionette was pooping on stage.
via @SJ39
Like many NFL stars, St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson grabbed a flight down to Dallas to join in the Super Bowl fun. Early on Super Bowl Sunday, Jackson was scheduled to attend the ESPN tailgate party, so he took a limo from the hotel and the limo, in turn, took SJ39 on a little pre-party adventure. Luckily, he’s a prolific tweeter with a strong 3G connection, so we all got to ride shotgun on the crazy limo ride, which did, eventually, end with Jackson and company getting to the appearance safely.
We grabbed the tweets from Jackson’s Twitter account and re-sorted them with oldest at top so it’s a bit easier to read. That’s the kind of service you get here at Punching Kitty. Be sure to ask about our “Deluxe Massage” for a small up-charge of $75 dollars. You’re not a cop are you?
In the next episode of Nickelodeon’s thrilling animated commercial for the NFL they force feed to your kids like its one of the fine programs that aren’t just a commercial for their toy, like…um…ok, one second…shit this is harder than we thought. Ok, nevermind. This seems cool I guess then, oh and the Rams’ Steven Jackson is in it this week!
According to the Nick Toons site, the episode of “NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core” (seriously, it’s called that) involves bullies harassing the main character…
…who has some crazy NFL magic happen to them and they show up by Steven Jackson’s locker who was luckily wearing that Rams t-shirt.
Then the mean kids shove Steven Jackson’s friend, the talking British football (again, seriously), off the bench!
After that, some stuff happens and Jackson delivers some lines about being nicer to people or whatever, after which the kids go out on the Edward Jones Done turf only to find something casting a shadow over the whole thing!
Oh no! It’s new Rams owner Stan Kroenke! Please Mr. Kroenke don’t take the team back to Los Angeles because of our bullying ways!
Oh and then the stadium cracks…
That last part didn’t really have any baring on the episode plot, the stadium is just a dump.
Show’s over! We hope you learned a lesson kids! Always treat people how you’d like to be treated, and make sure you have your parent around when you order your Steven Jackson Rams jersey on NFL.com. If your parents aren’t around though, or really busy or something, just go ahead and get their credit card. Try your mom’s purse.
Hat tip to Gail Pennington @ STLToday
Where can the St. Louis Rams all-time leading rusher go to talk about the lack or Rams receivers, a possible NFL lockout and how great his hair is, all while looking like he’s getting his senior photo taken? Versus T. Ocho show!
The awkward show, hosted by…um…it doesn’t matter, with controversial Cincinnati wide receivers Terrell Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco on a big screen, has a weekly guest that the two receivers mumble questions at while the host tries to save the show and try not to catch a look at himself in something reflective and have an instant suicidal reaction to where he career has lead him.
On how T.O. was nearly a Ram this past offseason:
Owens: “I was like…litterally 24 hours away from being in St. Louis and this T. Ocho wouldn’t be possible right now.
Jackson: No it wouldn’t man. You know. We would have been a good tag-team, bro, you know. You wouldn’t have to fight for catches around here, I’ll tell you that.
[Awkward laughing]
On the differences in the show if Jackson was one of the hosts:
Jackson: It seems that you are lacking some style, some hair. I would bring a whole different angle from it.
On the possibility of an NFL lockout next year:
Jackson: Well the lockout is definitely possible. It’s something we need to be conscious about and we tell the young kids to save their money and be prepared for a lockout.
Interesting, but stupid…just like Terrell Owens himself. The important thing is that none of that stupid transfered to our boy SJ39. You’re cool, right Steve?!
Well, crap.
(Full video after the jump!)
via Saturday’s Bernie Bits
1. Rams’ Steven Jackson vs Cardinals’ Albert Pujols
The two faces of their franchises and two nice guys, beating the hell out each other. Should be awesome.
Winner? Pujols. Steven Jackson is great, but Pujols never loses.
2. KMOV’s Virginia Kerr vs KTVI’s April Simpson
There’s history here, which will make this a sellout for sure. Some would see this and think this is some testosterone-fueled idea to see to chicks brawl and they’d be right, if they thought I wanted this to be in bikinis, which I don’t! I want this fight in the fancy “you should trust me because I’m non-threatening” outfits. Yup, this will be one classy fight.
Also note that this one would have to be in jell-o.
Winner? Virginia Kerr in an upset! She just seems scrappy.
3. St. Louis Rams vs Mizzou Tigers
Sure the sane sports fan in us says “The Rams may be 1-15, but they are still professionals and will wax the floor with a college team.” …the other side of me says “Prove it.”
Winner? Rams. It’ll be closer than it should be though.
4. Charles Jaco vs Adam Sharp
…wait. This one already happened and it was really really really gay. Not like “I can’t get married because rednecks are scared of me”, but just like…you know…gay.
Winner? No one…or both. Ties are confusing, They are both lame. Did that clear it up?
5. Axel Rose vs St. Louis
First there was this…and now its the rematch of the century! No, no no: F*ck you Axel!
Winner? St. Louis. Axel promises he will come back with a huge awesome new group of people to kick our asses. But we’re betting he won’t or even he does it will be like totally weak, and no one will care.
Rams running back / the only player that matters had some of the weight lifted off his shoulders as the Las Vegas police have dropped the investigation in to the claims of his former girlfriend that he beat her while she was nine months pregnant.
Investigators found insufficient evidence that Jackson, 26, attacked Supriya Harris of Mableton, Ga., in March 2009, Las Vegas police Officer Barbara Morgan said.
“Our investigation is complete,” said Morgan, a department spokeswoman. “I don’t think the time passage was a factor here. We contacted the victim, the accused and witnesses. There’s insufficient evidence to go forward with the case.”
Morgan said the case will be closed, and that records relating to the investigation would not immediately be released.
Though there is still the matter of the clivil case, this is a huge deal for Jackson who, to his credit, has handled this well stating in a release that it was no guilty of the crimes and the process would speak to that. So far so good for Jackson and, in turn, the Rams.
In a related story the Rams are terrible.
via The Canadian Press (for some reason)
