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Lambert Airport to Go 100% Smoke Free, Still Plans to Allow Crapiness


Posted by The Editor on 07 Dec 2010 /
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His Mayorness, Francis Slay, announced yesterday that Lambert Airport is going 100% smoke free starting on January 2nd, 2011. The move conicides with the earlier removal of major airline hubs, any semblance of security, and decent flights that don’t involve  you going the wrong direction for 6 hours to get to a real airport to make your connecting flight.

[T]he city will close — and eventually tear down — the five airport smoking lounges on Jan. 2, the day most public places in the city must go smoke-free.

[Mayor] Slay had said last year he would do as much. Then, late last week, he said in an interview with the Post-Dispatch that the city had worked out conflicts with the county smoking ban, which exempts the lounges.

He said his first priority is the health of travelers and airport workers, but the move is also about the city’s reputation.

“The image we want to project is a city that is progressive and health conscious,” Slay said.

Good move. We’d hate to have a reputation here in St. Louis that it isn’t healthy to live here. We think that maybe we should just let people heading in to the city take a pitstop for a quick smoke. Give them a blindfold too, and then send them out in to the mean St. Louis streets.

via STLToday


Happening

WTF: Shirtless Smoking of a St Louis Rey Cigar


Posted by The Editor on 01 Dec 2010 /
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This has little to do with anything other than it popped up on one of our random internet searches tonight for “St. Louis”: It’s a dude, shirtless, smoking some cigar with the name of St. Louis, on his couch. Five minutes long. Not a word.

Oh and he’s made nearly 2,000 more videos, just like this one!

We have no freaking clue what the point of any of this (pretty sure its probably a “sexy to someone” kinda deal)…but we felt like it was worth sharing.

(Video after the jump which we aren’t guessing you’re going to click through to see it, so we also include a photo of Natalie Portman making out with Jessica Alba while Darth Maul and the Easter Bunny have a lightsaber battle in the background.)

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Capitalism and Politics

St. Peters Forgets What County They are in, Bans Chewing Tobacco Spit


Posted by The Editor on 22 Nov 2010 /
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The Mayor of St. Peters saw some guy spit chewing tobacco on the sidewalk in front of city hall and it started his quest to ban the spitting of tobacco juice. That quest ended last Thursday.

If you live or work in the city of St. Peters and you’re out in public – no more spitting tobacco juice on the ground.

The St. Peters Police Department says they’ve had trouble with spitting in the past, and they say they even see people spitting who are waiting in line at the courthouse.

St. Peters is in St. Charles County. St. Charles County has, in our experience, a lot of gentlemen that enjoy the “chew”. How has the Mayor not know about or previously seen this?

Frankly all these cities that are banning smoking have brought the plague of chew on themselves. When  you ban smoking, the next obvious step for the nicotine junkie is…smokeless tobacco! This is like every action movie sequel ever when the hero finally beats his nemesis and then finds that the guy that took their place is far more horrible than the original nemesis, and is supposed to smell like mint but actually smells like something mint pooped, ate again and then threw up…and leaves Coke cans of the juice around that are tolerable until you accidentally knock one over and it spills on the couch so now every time you sit on it smells like you are sitting on a fat guy in a bowling alley.

We’re also wondering how the tons of cops that “dip” will be handling all the paperwork for the arrests on this new law they won’t be making.

via KMOV


Capitalism and Politics

Lake St. Louis Bans Smoking Too


Posted by The Editor on 16 Mar 2010 /
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In yet another “me too” political action, another St. Louis area is moving to ban smoking.

City leaders could ban smoking in Lake St. Louis.

The aldermen could vote on a proposed ban this evening.

If a ban passes, Lake St. Louis would be the first city in St. Charles County to be smoke free.

Well there’s something to hang your hat on.  No more smoking in all the fine Lake St. Louis establishments like…Schnucks…or…um….Denny’s.  Wait a minute I see what’s going on here…there isn’t any real need to ban smoking in Lake St. Louis!  This must all be a distraction to what they are really banning!  We did a little research and if you actually really the whole ban you can see what’s really going down out there somewhere in the haze of look-a-like homes known as “West of 270 County”:

Lake St. Louis will create a public ban on SMOKING…and also the following:

  • Mexicans (seriously)
  • Teenagers
  • Anyone wearing a bandana
  • Any non-pontoon boat related fun.
  • References to Lake of the Ozarks.
  • People named Jamal.
  • Loud music
  • Ironic tshirts
  • Punching Kitty.com

Lake St. Louis might have won this round, but chewing tabacco has never been more powerful.

Update: It passed.


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Links: Were You Click To Get the News From Someone Else


Posted by The Editor on 16 Oct 2009 /
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Today’s top goings on…
  1. FourSquare officially launched in St. Louis! (We told you…just sayin.)
  2. Pujols freaked out the Cardinals with his comments on some crazy Dominican radio station.
  3. The RFT took an idea off the table for us by exploring the W00t! offices.
  4. Metro Link gives up and ask the rest of us for ideas.  Can’t get any worse I guess.
  5. Bowling allies are freaking out about the smoking bans.  They think if we take away the smoke smell, the BO smell will get lonely.

Capitalism and Politics

Clayton Bans Smoking, University City Complains Clayton Used to Be Cool


Posted by The Editor on 16 Jul 2009 /
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37jsqloFrp0b4yz2fpTVUyEbo1_500Tuesday night, while everyone was watching the National League lose for the 13th year in a row, Clayton’s government was at work banning smoking in all public places.

…kinda.  You can smoke inside, if you operate a cigar bar or tobacco shop, or are in one of the 20% of hotel rooms that can still allow it, and of course patios.

…or actually its still cool if you are in any currently established public place until July, 1st 2010.

But other than that, smoke free!

“This is a historic moment for the city of Clayton,” Mayor Linda Goldstein said.

Clayton joins Ballwin as the only municipalities of the 91 in St. Louis County to have a ban. Arnold in Jefferson County also prohibits smoking in public places. Illinois has a statewide ban.

The pressure is now on the surrounding areas to add smoking bans as well, like University City.  Pfffft.  You know since there really aren’t any skinny jeans-wearing, chain smoking hipsters that hang out in University City every weekend.  Shouldn’t be an issue there.

Source: STLToday.com

Photo Source: Look At This F*cking Hipster


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