Congratulations to that 15 year old kid with the wispy mustache (probably) who got his PE teacher at Trinity High School in Maryland Heights to bang him.

The St. Louis County Prosecutor’s Office charged Kellie Ryan of Maryland Heights with one count of second-degree statutory rape and two counts of statutory sodomy. Ryan, 26, is a physical education teacher at Trinity High School. She’s accused of sleeping with a 15-year-old student.

Apparently this all began when after joking around in PE, Ryan told the kid to go to her office and do 50 push-ups. On her.  We’re kidding of course…they didn’t do it in the school. They used her car. Why this matters we don’t know.

Authorities said the alleged crimes did not occur on school property or at the student’s home. They suspect Ryan’s car was involved.

What, no tree-house sex? We hear that’s hot. Nothing like going at it while looking at your partner’s Miley Cyrus poster.

After all the high-fiving with the kid some old bitty asked something about how did the school not know about this, totally ruining the moment buzz. So?

The school released a statement late Thursday afternoon saying it had conducted a background check before hiring Ryan and that background check did not reveal anything.

Probably just forgot to ask the “Are you thinking about banging any of your students?” question. Pretty obvious though just by looking at her (above). Even in the mug shot she seems to be scoping out the kid on the DARE poster to the right of the officer taking her photo.

We can’t loose sight of the real issue. Some kid got down with his teacher. What do you think Jeff Suppan?

Classy.

via KSDK

The acclaimed, anonymous, and St. Louis based erotic blog The Beautiful Kind really felt like it was just starting to take off. Much like this very blog, it was included in the recent list of favorite blogs by the Riverfront Times and we kept hearing more and more people naming themselves as readers to the constantly updated titillating stories of threesomes, butt-sex [Editor's Note: Is butt-sex hyphenated?] and partner swapping.

It seems that its rise might have lead to its undoing.

Yesterday two particular messages from The Beautiful Kind’s Twitter account caught our eye.  The first came at around 9am Tuesday morning:

“Something very bad just happened.”

The next at roughly 10am read:

“I’m very sorry and sad.”

We would have had screenshots of the tweets, but in the middle of writing this post, The Beautiful Kind’s twitter account was removed moved to @TBK365. It wasn’t the first page associated with the site to vanish yesterday.

Though we aren’t sure of the time of the change, some time yesterday thebeautifulkind.com was removed along with all of its content and replaced with a message from “TBK’s web guru” admitting that “the site will remain closed until further notice.”

As far as the reason why, I feel I’m not at liberty to describe current circumstances involving TBK’s private life and I would ask that you respect her privacy at this time.

We’ll spare you the majority of the “guru’s” ruminations on the internet and personal privacy, but it sure seems like the cover of St. Louis’ preeminent sex blogger was blown.

But the ultimate question is this: despite whatever information may be unveiled about someone’s personal life, would that suddenly alter their ability to be a quality person to us? Perhaps in a very real way, the only wrongdoing that we might accuse others of lies only within our own imagination.

We have met The Beautiful Kind’s author before (and sworn to secrecy!) and thought she was great…and not just because she’s a Punching Kitty fan, but that didn’t hurt. As we at Punching Kitty know all too well, your blog getting you in trouble at work isn’t fun, so we hope our best guess is wrong, but it sure seems like someone found out enough to make The Beautiful Kind rather uncomfortable, which if you read the site, is pretty damn rare.

Emails to The Beautiful Kind have so far been unanswered.

We’ll keep you posted if we find out any thing further.

In the crowd at last Friday’s “Live on the Levee” Sonic Youth show, we find this little photographic nugget of awesomeness:

Oh god this is a hot audience!  I know what you are thinking…for the girls: [Cat Sound], and the fellas: “I’ve got a boner!“

I’m guessing the 4th horseman is getting the beers.

I bet you $40 bucks the little one on the left lives in the middle guy’s beard.

I feel like there is a Lord of the Rings / Hobbit joke here somewhere, but I’ve never made it through those movies.

Ok…ok…seriously…seriously…what are we looking at here?  Ok the one in the middle is definitely a dude.  The bookends though?  I honestly don’t know.  I’m going to say, from left to right: Dude, Dude, Chick.

What are your thoughts?

[Photo credit: Riverfront Times]

This one really doesn’t need my commentary.  It can stand on its own…and not just because the guy the little slut is looking for is apparently rocking a kick-stand:

I sucked your BIG DICK at the Club 2 years ago – m4m – 23 (Club Stl)

You were tall, dark hair, in shape, goodlooking, muscles, and a BIG DICK. You tried to fuck me but I ended up sucking you instead. Just seeing if you were still in the area. I was/a young, baby face. 5’10, 165, and couldnt believe how big you were.

Yes, I swear to you this is real.