A Jefferson County beach is being investigated by the Department of Natural Resources because there’s just too much shit in the water. No, that’s not a shot, there is seriously a bunch of shit floating around. Like poop.

During a regular inspection, staff found a substantial amount of waste water sludge in a backwater pool where the facility discharges its treated waste water. The inspector discovered the discharge site full of sewage. Floating pieces of sludge were seen breaking off and flowing into Big River. The discharge site is located across from the Rockford Beach Park fishing and swimming area.

When asked how long the Jefferson County people should stay away, County officials said “Depends how long you want to not be swimming. It’s still the best beach we have.” Good point, and it’s not the first time the county has had to deal with this kind of issue. For three years their best McDonalds was actually a meth lab.

via KMOV

After getting killed 10-3 in the last game of the three-game set in Kansas City over the weekend, one could say the Cardinals officially crapped themselves in Kansas City.

That’s ok though. Kansas City Royals Hall of Famer George Brett says you’re good for one of those at least twice a year.

Editor’s Note: NSFW audio…by which I mean, just put on headphones. We’ll tell  you if the boss is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqrGsSBob0

So when was the last time you took a “perfect double-tapered shit”?

We received a hot…well maybe we should call it “warm”…tip from one of our readers that witnessed a grown man crapping his pants at a bar, as in, in public, as in, running down his leg while he tried to casually walk over to the john. Too bad the men’s room doesn’t usually have those pull down changing tables.

I was at Double D’s Lounge on Brentwood saturday. A dude in his twenties proceeded to poop his pants, leaving a trail of doody into the men’s restroom. I heard he was nice enough to leave his poopy drawers in the bathroom. I saw him standing outside with poop on his leg.

I know no one likes to pop a squat in a public place, but maybe this may not have been a “I’ll hold it until we get home” type situation looking back on it. If only we had a photo of the poopetrator so that people could say “I know that dude!”. Wait, what’s this? Mr. Blockquote has something to say!

It was dark so picture isn’t the best. but on his left calf you can see a dark spot. thats poop.

You know its weird, but looking at this photo, I only see one poopy and one non-poopy calf with feet. I don’t see anything from the where the knees would be up…oh! Camo pants. Damn shame those are ruined because those things work great. Totally blend right in. One time I thought I saw a guy with the top of his head chopped off, freaked me out man. Long story short…snow camo bandana thing.  Also, when someone tells  you they aren’t a zombie you should stop hitting them with your shovel.

Today while picking up some dinner we caught a group of gentlemen gathered around a couple of chess boards battling with each other’s wit as opposed to the chill outside.

This is St. Louis.  A warm place where friends get together via intelligent activities.

Here’s a different photo from one of our readers that on his morning dog constitutional.

It is a pile of homeless person poop neatly coiled in front of an Organic food store downtown.  Its not clear from the photo if the intent was some sort of statement on organic food or this restaurant in particular, but we do know this:  This is also St. Louis.  A place were you can clearly see some that guy duked on the sidewalk.