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The Top 5 Other Things The Cardinals Were Happy About


Posted by The Editor on 06 Jun 2011 /
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Yeah! Pujols looked like Pujols the other night against the Cubs when he dropped two bombs on them, the last of which in the 12th inning to seal the victory. Here’s what it looked like via the St. Louis Post Dispatch:

A great moment to be sure with lots of happy little Cardinal faces…almost too happy. Sure a walk-off victory against the Cubs is great, but if you were really the best fans in baseball you would have kept watching the game and noticed a few other things followed Pujols down the baseline that elicited the same jubilant reaction.

#5: A Giant Eclair

Clearly chocolate frosting is Tyler Greene’s favorite. He’s stoked!

#4: Tony Danza


Check out Motte on the right! He clearly has a vote on who he thinks the boss is.

#3: Tony LaRussa Doing the Hula


Tony’s got a great head of hair here and we’ll just say it: That little hip tattoo is sexy as hell on the skipper.

#2: Blake Lively


She’s found a mirror and her iPhone. If we all stay quiet, we’re about 5 minutes from nipple.

#1: The Coolest Guy Ever


Seriously.


Going Out

Photoshopping St. Louis: Mr. Edwards’ Trolley


Posted by The Editor on 12 Jul 2010 /
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Hey neighbors! It looks like Mr. Joe Edwards is getting his trolley!

[T]he federal government is pitching in $25-million toward a trolley car that would run between University City and western parts of St. Louis.

This $44-million total project would run trolley cars between City Hall down Delmar, then south on Debaliviere to the Missouri history museum on Debaliviere in Forest park.

For a while it looked like it may never happen, but now it looks like it could be in place as soon as 2012, according to Edwards.

We love Joe, who has always been very nice to us, because we love what he has done for the Loop area, but this Photoshopping idea just wouldn’t leave our heads and when the news of the $25 million government grant came down it was time to finally make our dream come true of turning Joe in to “Mr. Edwards”.

…the only difference being that when Joe’s trolley takes off it doesn’t go to a magical kingdom, it goes past 2 closed gas stations and a Wellfare office.


Crime

St. Louis is Looking For 24 of You, and It Will Find You


Posted by The Editor on 04 Jan 2010 /
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According to the Globe-Democrat, managed to kill 24 less people in 2009 than in 2008.

The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department reported there were 143 homicides recorded in the city for 2009. That’s 24 fewer than the 167 homicides reported in the city during 2008. Police departments record crimes such as homicides that become part of the FBI’s Uniform Crime statistics

24 of you got away…and St. Louis pissed.

You think you’re going to get away with this?  Pffft.  Maybe in Salt Lake City, but not here.  Not in one of America’s most dangerous cities.   24 people cheated death in St. Louis last year and St. Louis hates cheaters!

Ha ha ha…another funny article from Punching Kitty!  Well laugh it up buddy.  You just wait until 2010 ends with exactly 24 more deaths than in 2009.


Sports

Photoshopping St. Louis: The Cardinals’ Favorite Hangout


Posted by The Editor on 15 Dec 2009 /
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The one on the right is David Freese…just saying.  He isn’t very famous and doesn’t have any distinctive facial hair.


Media

Comparing 101 ESPN’s Shadowy Host to JC Corcoran’s Head


Posted by The Editor on 09 Nov 2009 /
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I made a quick mention in my Friday night post about 101 ESPN and JC Corcoran that even the shadowy figure in the 101 ESPN banner looks a hell of a lot like JC.  Well if there’s anything that screamed “Photoshop me some more evidence!” this is it right?

Bam:

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Would 101 be already making banners but still not ready to make an announcement?  Who knows, but I’ll be dammed if that shadow doesn’t look exactly like JC’s noggin.


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