Saturday night, the parents of a “4.0 average” daughter living in East Carondelet, Illinois went to bed with their graduation party of 20 kids still going. They woke up after 2am with about 100 kids scattering as police were trying to get a handle on the situation while trying to dodge the drunken driving of one party goer.

Disappointment is what James Hasty and his wife were feeling Sunday after hosting a graduation party for their high school Senior Saturday night. “Straight-A” student, 4.0 grade point average,” Hasty says describing his 18 year old daughter.

Chick sounds like a stone-cold slut. Good grades + probably pretty cute + popular + we’re guessing a member of every cool-kid club there could be = sluttage.

Police were called around 2:00 a.m. for a report of a fight at the home. When officers arrived, a number of teens tried to run including an 18-year-old who police say got into a green full-sized Chevy pick-up and took off down a dirt road. When an officer, on foot, tried to stop the truck police say the teen kept driving. “He made eye contact with him and the officer had to jump out of the way or he would have been struck,” said Woodall. Then police say the teen took off driving through farm fields, trying to evade officers.

Well played son. Nothing like running over a cop to complete that high school time. Here’s hoping you are the star quarterback buddy, or you’re in some deep doo.

Back to the parents, how the hell do you sleep through a party ballooning to 5 times its size and the cops rolling in? We’d love to hear the punishment for this party-turn-trainwreck, and also wonder what kind of penalties you, as the owners of the property, are looking at. We at Punching Kitty have some sway with the East Carondelet police, so if you want our help to ease your issues, just shoot us an email with your address, phone number, names, photos of your daughter, her cell phone number and places where she’s ticklish and we’ll see what we can do.

via KSDK

Maybe you’ve seen the blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags, well guess what?  We have a few examples of this meme in our very own town…and all it took to find them was a quick trip to the InsideSTL photo gallery!  Shocker right?

You know guys, I’m guessing most of you are sports fans. There’s a sport expression that falls inline with this: “Act like you’ve been there before.” You don’t need to get this excited just because someone pointed a camera at you while you happen to be standing next to a girl.

If any of these are of you, I’m sorry, but you made me do this.

Punching Kitty grabbed the camera and followed the brewery smell to Benton Park and the Blues City Deli’s street festival.

It was packed and a good time seemed to be had by all!  Check out the video we put together below of some of the photos.

One of our eagle-eyed, sex-machine, chick-magnet, party-loving readers sent in these photos they snapped of the Dairy Queen sign at the corner of Lafayette Ave and South 7th Street in Soulard.

Can anyone give us any info on the “Titz ‘n Reefer bash?   I hear there were both “Titz” and “Reefer” which are really all you need for an awesome party…also, ice cream cake helps, which is why that this party being on this sign is like the harbinger of the greatest party of all time!

You wanna know else why this party seems crazy awesome?  They threw in a “69″ on the end.  Only the best things do that!  Its like a sexy, awesome version of putting a cherry on top.  Like at first I was all “Oh cool a Dairy Queen Titz ‘n Reefer party.  Eh, I think I’ll just stay in that night and watch a mo…wait!  69!  Nevermind!  I’m totally in now!  I dig it!!!!”

For the record, this works with pretty much anything.  You take something that cool and throw in a trailing “69″ Bam!  Double awesome because of the sexy 69!  Watch.  Take for instance this photo of new friend-of-the-site Craig Cheatham of KMOV, news channel 4.

Its a cool photo of my man looking all reporter-esque…but watch this:

Bam! 20% more awesome.  Consider yourself slightly more educated.

You’re welcome.