What is the world coming to when we can’t even trust ladies that take their clothes off and grind their snizz against diseased brass polls and diseased old dude’s faces in the worst city in America for a stack of dollar bills that looks like a lot to them but adds up to $23 dollars if you know math to be a good mother’s to their children?!

A Metro East mother is accused of leaving her 3-year-old daughter to wander a hotel alone while she went to work at a strip club.

Patrice Johnson charged with endangering a child and drug possession. Workers at a Caseyville hotel told police they found the girl wandering the hallways in just a shirt and underpants.

Well there must be an explanation for this…

Police said Johnson claims the father of the child was supposed to be watching the girl.

A ha!  So that the father is the real villan here…but of course no one was actually watching the child since she managed to walk the halls of what I’m assuming is a really nice hotel all by herself with slightly more lower body coverage than Donald Duck.  So either this baby was the product of immaculate conception or stripper mom just pointed to the first guy in the lobby she thought he banged once for a cigarette and said, “Yeah that’s probably him. Make sure he puts your pants on.”

To find the real culprit, the police have asked Maury Povich for assistance in finding the true father/babysitter.

via KMOV

From The Dirty:

THE DIRTY ARMY: My little sister pulled this up for me today, she was at this Halloween party. The fat, orange slob in the middle is Mary L*nk, proud mother of 5 but it has been said she lets her daughter’s homeless felon friends live with her as well. The more shocking part of this picture is her seven year old son in the bottom right corner. My sister mentioned that she lets them have parties so often that if the police come to their house one more time, she will get her children taken away… which may be for the better.

Nothing more fun at a party than bringing down a 7 year, handing him a drink and starting the little tyke off on the road that will no doubt lead to him giving rimjobs for booze money and then killing a fellow homeless man just so he can get an erection.  I’m sure they also hung around and got the kid to cuss and repeat sexual innuendo because there’s no higher form of comedy than that!  …well other than bunny ears. *sigh*  I hate everyone in this photo.

It not like The Dirty to usually be any kind of a moral compass, but when you’re right, you’re right.  Take this broads kids away!

Also, someone tell the girl in the front left that Halloween is when you should get dressed up and look hot.  Borrowing your brother’s referee shirt with that smile of yours makes you look like you just escaped from a special school.

Stupid baby.  You can’t take on a grow 26 year old Jefferson County man!  I’m sure you didn’t want to learn that lesson with skull fractures, but well, now you know the ageless lesson: “Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’!”

Jefferson County Prosecutor Forrest Wegge has charged Ronald Wills, 26, of Arnold with felony assault and endangering the welfare of a child after he allegedly beat his girlfriend’s 1-year-old daughter.

The child’s mother left her child in Wills’ care on Aug. 22 to go to work. When she returned, she found her daughter had swelling on her face and head and that Wills was looking for an ice pack to treat her, according to court documents.

Yeah Wills knew he was kicking a baby’s ass!  That’s why he was looking for an ice pack.  You normally wouldn’t do that for a guy that stepped to you gotten beat down, but you know…he was a baby, so after your done giving the baby “two skull fractures, massive facial and head swelling and bruising as well as abdominal trauma” you get the little punk an ice pack.  Its only fair.

You’re a good guy Ronald Wills.  Your tough but fair beating of a one year old baby, shows the world how to handle little punks like that.  Move over Dr. Phil!

Via Crime Beat