This week in St. Louis has been a boring not-quite-spring bunch of days with a weather related power outage for more than a few of you…and chances are more than a few of you were mugged, shot, stabbed or robbed. Who needs a hug? …better yet…who needs a monkey hug?
Answer: We all do.
via Cute Overload
Who wants two monkeys?! Is it wrong to acquire monkeys simply for the jokes?
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Clearly this is one of the many breeds of monkey indigenous to the Missouri wilderness, and not one of those got here on a banana crate and carries some variant of AIDS. One reason to spring the $450 bucks for the monkey would be to say it gave you AIDS instead of that gloryhole at the Phillips 66 on Gravios. That’s not to say the Phillips 66 gloryhole isn’t nice. Ever since they taped around the hole perimeter there’s been much less chafing.
Go get yourself a monkey dammit! (Tip o’ the cap to our tipster!)
Found older KMOV clip on YouTube last night. It a clip of one of those “throw away” stories that all local TV news stations do about stupid things like a squirrel that can water ski or whatever. This time it was about a monkey in Japan that roamed free and eventually took a cat hostage.
Take a peak (its all over at the 1:00 mark, the rest is just bad editing):
If you missed it, here’s a freeze frame of the kitten rape:
The female anchor there (don’t recognize her, anyone got her name?) apparently doesn’t think getting humped by a monkey 10 times your size in the bushes is definition of “harm” but we, and we’re guessing, the cat, would staunchly disagree! We’re betting that anchor is fun at parties though.
My second favorite part is Larry Conors, explaining it by saying the monkey “had never seen a cat before, and just wanted to know what it was.” Well Larry, we’ve never met, but if we do, I’d prefer and hand shake.
