…no not that one. Though at one point we heard a clown was involved, but that proved to be false, meaning we needed a funny crash to lighten up the driving mood. Thank god that Metro Bus driver had a diabetic reaction and drove her bus in to a tree!

It happened around 8:00 a.m. at the intersection of Elm and Lockwood in Webster Groves, Missouri.

The driver was not injured and the bus was empty at the time of the crash.

We feel bad about eating that bag of crackers and hard candy we found in the front of that bus today now.

Also of note is comment a KMOV user banged out that sounds like something, but as far as we can tell, means absolutely nothing.

I see a lot of reporting-maybe this should have happen on 44, and yet someone from that station ays[sic], we need to look……well, we look and we know why

It’s beautiful really. Freaking retarded though…which is probably why it makes us think of this:

via KMOV (Everything but the video, that magic is in-house!)

Lets start off Friday with some catching up on some news that while important, we didn’t deem as potentially funny as the “Web Center” and a Rally’s shootout.

1. St. Louis based online retailer w00t.com was sold to Amazon.com. What do you mean you’ve never heard of it?! …you have a tan don’t you?

2. Metro debuts new “trollies” (read: Busses with stickers on them). How does this help that fact that you can take the Metrolink downtown at night, but not back home after the bars close? Next month Metro will start just standing outside their office jingling their keys yelling “Who wants to go for a ride?!”

3. Don Coryell died. The Cardinals old coach. No, not those Cardinals. How old are you? …nevermind.

4. This might be the creepiest mugshot duo ever. They’re from Rolla. Figures one of the 7 girls there would look like this.

5. Clownvis.

Starting yesterday, Feb. 9th, signs will start popping up at the bus stops about the lines that are being killed off because the people in charge of Metrolink / Metrobus are morons.

Of course if you ask Metro president Bob Baer what can be done to fix it, he will tell you to help get a new transit funding measure on the ballot in St. Louis County in the spring of 2010.

…or we can just wipe our ass with that money and flush it down the john!

Are you one of the many that has to find a new way to work?  That sucks man.  …it doesn’t suck enough that I will drive you, but still…lame.