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Sports

Shaq Proposed to His Girlfriend in St. Louis


Posted by The Editor on 26 Aug 2010 /
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We’re a little late to the party on this one, but according to the Post Dispatch‘s Deb “Every Once in a While I Write Something Interesting” Peterson, Shaq, after being in town for Pujols’ charity kegger (Crazy night! Right Danny Mac?!) he proposed to his girlfriend right here in old St. Louis!

After leaving the mother of your children and wife of seven years though, you can’t date and marry just anyone. You’re Shaq for christ sakes! What you need is a skanky chick that used to slobber over a crusty older celebrity…like maybe Flavor-Flav. For reals. Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander, known for being the winner of VH1′s “Flavor of Love,” has been dating Shaq for “a few months” now.  The old and new boyfriends are on good terms though. Word is that after Shaq and Hoopz’ magical wedding night is all just a stain, ‘Flav has plans to live in the newly hollowed out part of Hoopz. It will be like Webster hiding in that dumbwaiter. So cute!

Who knows why Shaq picked the time and place he did for his proposal, but there must have been magic in the air last weekend at the “Sahara Mediterrnean Cuisine and Hooka Lounge” in Bridgeton.

Owner Sam David said he and his wife, Majdolin David, were about to close up when the unmistakable Shaq showed up with a party of four – three women and another man.

“I think he may have proposed to his girlfriend,” Sam David said today. “He brought a chair into the middle of the dance floor and he put a ring on her finger.”

Good sleuthing. By the way, this is why people hate reading Peterson, who cares the name of the wife of the guy that owns the Sahara Lounge? It adds nothing to the story. There’s absolutely zero point in adding things like that. Just stick to the freaking point and know when your story is over!

Also, no news yet on my E-Harmony reinstatement. Apparently my posts about cutting “fatty” in to my arm every time I’m rejected is too real for Community Relations Director Sarah Littleton.


Sports

Rams Backup QB Kyle Boller Married That Pretty Moron


Posted by The Editor on 09 Feb 2010 /
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Remember the second string Rams QB that came in for Marc Bulger this year and did about as good?  No?  Well do you remember that hot moron that mistook the Miss America pageant as Larry King Live and decided to tell the world that one dude and another dude shouldn’t get married because apparently that actually effect her in some way.

Also, she’s hot, so because of that she has some valid points.

Scandal-laden beauty queen Carrie Prejean has gotten engaged to NFL stud Kyle Boller, E! News has learned exclusively. A source says that the two decided to make their whirlwind romance official Saturday in Prejean’s hometown of San Diego—where the Rams QB also has a house and spends time during the off-season.

The ex-Miss California, 22, began dating the 28-year-old U.C. Berkeley alum last July in the midst of her controversial rise to fame, which included anti-same-sex marriage lobbying, alleged sex tapes and a much-talked-about showdown with Larry King.

Jesus’ little messenger and the quarterback talent forgot are getting married!  How delightful and legal for them.  Can you imagine if two guys got married?  It would totally invalidate this marriage that won’t last more than 2 years.

Also, I hope she knows that you can’t get a single decent wedding arrangement made anywhere without having to schedule a meeting with a very very gay man at some point.  Good luck with that Carrie.

via E! Online


Happening

STL Craigslist: I’m Sorry and a Marriage Demand


Posted by The Editor on 26 Jan 2009 /
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The fun never stops over at the St. Louis corner of everyone’s favorite hooker directory, Craigslist.  We start off the week with two interesting Missed Connections.  The common thread?  Fellas demonstrating some interesting techniques with the ladies…

Mekong, 3am, I pushed you off the booth – m4w (Mekong)

I just wanted to say “that I am so sorry”. I didnt mean to push you off the booth last night. I felt like such an ass. I totally deserved it when you punched me in the face. Once again. Sorry. [Source]

Kinda wish he would elaborate as to what happened up to the point where he pushed a girl off a booth in such a vicious way that he deserved and punch in the face…

That was a good one, but this one is really the best of Craiglist: Weird, odd location, even odder title, and a strong sense of entitlement…

Do I have a chewing problem? First Watch – m4w – 32 (in orbit)

You are the most beautiful girl in the world. I am going to marry you. [Source]

Are we to assume that some woman came up to him and asked him if he had a “chewing problem” (which you know had to be gross…I mean what “chewing problem” can you think of that doesn’t involve seeing chewed food in some form or fashion) and because of that interaction, this dude is making it his life’s work to marry her…and girl that by all assumed measure thinks he is gross.  Yes.  I believe thats it.  

Keep up the good work Casanovas of St. Louis!


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