Break-ups. We’ve all been there. At first you’re so pissed off! You just want to go knock over trash cans and kick puppies. I mean, if you just saw her one more time, you’d…well you don’t know what you’d do…but it would be something good, like telling her about that time you rubbed one out in her hand lotion…and mayonnaise…and shampoo bottle…and sock drawer.
In a few days you calm down though and decide to just get those feelings out with a note with a cow’s tongue attached. You know, nothing too crazy.
An eastern Missouri woman has admitted that she sent threatening letters that included a cow tongue and opossum head to her girlfriend’s new love interest.
Thirty-nine-year-old Jessica Bradshaw of Troy pleaded guilty Tuesday in federal court in St. Louis to three counts of mailing threatening communications.
Trenton, Ill., Detective Chris Joellenbeck says Bradshaw mailed the threatening letters to her ex-girlfriend’s new girlfriend, who lives in Trenton.
First time we get a story on this site in over 1 and a half years featuring three lesbians and some tongue and its not even remotely hot. Figured.
Here’s a tip from Punching Kitty: If you want to creep someone out, don’t send a body part, send this creepy laughing doll (video below).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo
via KPLR and our tipster who can slip us some tongue anytime.
