Found via the Twitter stream of one of the bigots themselves!

From our @ladygaga concert picket in St. Louis! http://twitpic.com/26aotu http://twitvid.com/PFOL9

You can really tell all the good work they are doing across the street behind their little fence. Look at all the people listening and giving a crap. Powerful stuff.

Now where did my ink well and quill go? Ah! Here it is…

Dear @meganphelps,

Why are you so angry? No one is making you like Lady Gaga or lick poontang. Chill out! Its really not hurting anyone. Wait. Is it because you look like you have Downs Syndrome, have horse teeth and a witchy nose?

Gotta be. Ok, that solves that mystery.

Just a tip though, I wouldn’t just burn that homosexual bridge just yet. You’re still pretty young and don’t yet realize that there’s a healthy chance no one will ever want to tap that ugly all-forehead with pubic hair growing out the top of it head of yours. Keeping that “maybe someone in the other half the species will bang me” option open might look pretty damn good in 20 or 30 years.

Just sayin.

- Your friends at Punching Kitty!

The socially retarded hate “church” that runs the site godhatesfags.com (no, they don’t get a link) will be in town Saturday, July 17th, to put up stupid signs and march around so everyone will look at them.

Here are snippets of their pubic itinerary:

2:00p – 2:30p @ Staenberg Family JCC

You know how to read? Open a paper, or any website news page. I mean do you know that Egypt has made a law that any Egyptian man married to a Jewess shall lose their citizenship? Hello?! [...] You all have to be deaf, dumb and blind to not see what is happening on the national stage.

You would have to be lying to yourself if you don’t realize that if there are more than 60 people in your little protest group, that at least 2-4 of  you are actually gay. Stats don’t lie, just old white guys that hide their feelings until they have a few beers in them and the bus boy at the local Ponderosa walks by a little too close.

6:15p – 7:00p @ Busch Stadium

Since you media types like to know precisely why WBC pickets at different locations; how does this work for you?: Missouri passed laws to stop the preaching of WBC, and each of you is individually guilty of that great sin.

Pfft. Oh yeah, like you’re the first person to tell us we are going to hell. Is that what you are saying? It sure sounds like you are saying we are going to end our life in a overly warm place with lots of grouchy mean people in it…like Florida, but not real. We can live with that.

7:10p – 8:00p @ Scotttrade Center (Lady GaGa concert)

Now what type of wicked hypocrites would we be if we did not warn this little false prophetess and all of her over-indulged sycophants that they are each one, individually heading straight to hell in a gender-confused, self-loathing, tone-deaf hand basket and that a gift from the God they hate? So, we made a couple of songs just for this event. You like Gaga’s songs? Here’s some lines from two of WBC’s parodies of them: Poker face, revamped as No Poker Face: “You wanna strut like you’re unique, but baby please “Monster,” “Lady GayGay,” “Show your teeth,” “This is all me.” (God hates you)

If you think a woman that walks around wearing stuff like above is going to be hurt when you call her “Lady GayGay” you got another thing coming. Plus “Lady GayGay” is so weak. Other hate groups are bullying on a 7th grade level, you guys are still stuck on calling people the equivalent of  ”doodie heads”.

Hey perverted priests! These are the people you should be raping.

Photo from the Riverfront Times.

Performer Terra Jole aka “Mini Lady Gaga” — who formerly portrayed “Mini Britney” (Spears) — strutted, sang and danced at Home Nightclub in St. Charles on Saturday, May 22, 2010. Photos by Egan O’Keefe.

Did you hear that Lady Gaga came to St. Louis recently and brought one of our personal favorite bands Semi Precious Weapons?  Well it happened! Do you know what went on there that night?  If you guessed zany costumes and smoke machines, you are 100% right!

Here are some photos from the show thanks to a nice concert goer that allowed us to post them:

We have a theory about Lady Gaga:  With all those crazy costumes, wigs and masks we really have no idea what she looks like do we?  I mean she could be anyone right?  Which leads us to our theory:

Lady Gaga is actually an art-piece character secretly played by none other than…Mickey Rooney.

Two points for the non-believers:

1. Movie makeup is freaking amazing these days.

2. Have you ever seen Mickey in the same place as Lady Gaga?

Lock. Tight. Case.