Cats and 90′s alternative rock music have finally converged. Nothing else will ever be better than this…unless you’re Collective Soul who is now no doubt going through their back catalog and realizing that many of their songs could easily include a meow to make them substantially more interesting. Off the top of our heads, in addition to the below Shine: Gel, December, Heavy, Breathe, and Goodnight, Good Guy could all easily incorporate this cat.
We as an internet have peaked with cat rock. Enjoy your remaining, what now must seem wholly insignificant, Friday.
[Editor's Note: This news item took place in Buffalo, but its too weird and too namesake-related to pass up.]
It’s always the “routine traffic stop” that manages to catch the sickos and one of those little moving violation miracles happened again in Buffalo, NY recently when the meows of a cat from a guy’s truck alerted the authorities to the fact that this guy was planning on eating his cat.
When Ferry-Fillmore District officers pulled over a car driven by Gary L. Korkuc on Sunday night during a traffic stop, they said they heard a cat crying from inside the trunk and investigated.
The cat, according to police, was in a cage “marinating” in a mixture of crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil.
The marinade was a nice play. Probably trying to solve the age-old problem about guys never liking to eat pussy kitty. A marinade! Of course!
[Korkuc] told police the cat had been “mean” to him, authorities said.
Korkuc also claimed that the cat, named Navarro, was “possessive, greedy and wasteful” and was upset because Navarro managed to get pregnant despite the fact that Navarro had been spayed…and was a male.
Fair enough on the last point. We also forbid animals from flaunting the rules of nature in our headquarters.
Navarro is now doing fine and will more than likely be put back up for adoption…probably to a lady with 46 other cats and it will spend it’s time sitting around thinking if being eaten by Korkuc, who ended up with one charge of cruelty to animals and a ticket for running a stop sign, would have been better.
Every once in a while we like to swing by St. Louis native and Office star Jenna Fischer’s blog to see what’s going on with her and if she’s finally decided to film that script with the topless scene we keep sending her. She still hasn’t filmed that script, or acknowledged the fact that I keep sending her chunks of my hair for that matter, but we did get to see her kitty!
Just before we finished filming for the season some crew members found 2 tiny kittens living under the wardrobe trailer at The Office. The Mom cat was no longer around. We trapped the little guys and named them Dunder and Mifflin.
Ok, thats pretty damn cute.
Dunder is an adorable and spunky little guy. He’s the one that walked in my fireplace and got sooty footprints all over my couch. Gotta love it! I fostered Dunder for just over 2 weeks. He is now living in a new foster home where he has joined a litter of kittens around his age. He has lots of friends to frolic and play with!
Mifflin was under a pound when we found him. He was barely weaned and needed extra special care. He went to a foster parent in Kitten Rescue who had more experience with kittiens so small. When he was old enough he joined Dunder and the litter of kitten friends. Mifflin is a total loverboy…I had him for 2 nights in the beginning. I carried him around with me all day, zipped up in my hoodie. He would sleep and purr. Too sweet.
Not only is this cute, but a good lesson. If you want Jenna Fischer to hung you and let you stay at her house for two weeks, here’s my new plan:
1. Start looking pathetic. [Editor's Note: Check!]
2. Live under the wardrobe trailer on the Office set.