Way more real than WWE wrestling.

This week in St. Louis has been a boring not-quite-spring bunch of days with a weather related power outage for more than a few of you…and chances are more than a few of you were mugged, shot, stabbed or robbed. Who needs a hug? …better yet…who needs a monkey hug?

Answer: We all do.

via Cute Overload

If you are asking yourself: “Why are they posting a video of a cat hiccuping and farting in rapid succession?” Then we can’t be friends anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhC5b2FEOk

via Reddit

The camera cuts off before the happy ending, but by the looks of that slutty little masseuse, it must have been great!

Previous posts pertaining to kitty massage (giggity!): ”Tuesday Cat Massage” and “Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat“

So we now have three posts about massaging cats on this site! Yup. Our life is really coming into focus after writing a sentence like that. Stay in school kids!

Everyone’s favorite animal rights group PETA was in full force in St. Louis today protesting the St. Louis Children’s Hospital for something. Someone probably put the wrong color lipstick on a test monkey or something…

The animal rights organization PETA held a protest today against St. Louis Children’s Hospital for its use of live cats in a pediatric emergency training course.

The hospital’s Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Sessions Cole, says the cats are a critical part of the training. “Even the most sophisticated manikin can’t really duplicate the anatomy and the reflexes and the movements that are provided by a live animal like a cat.”

Woah wait…cats?! Little kitties are being anesthetized and then used as practice dummies for interns to practice intubation on? Dude, not cool. How could you do that to a little kitty? Graphically punching them? Sure…but not that!

Frankly it would be different if it wasn’t students working over the cats. If people are going to be rounding up some heavy drugs and finishing by shoving stuff in to their kitty, you should have a professional doing that, like Paris Hilton, not some “trainee”!

We know how cats feel. Check out our file photo:

Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go lay in the sun.

via St. Louis Public Radio

We’re really sorry. We tried to care. Really tried…ok that’s a lie, we kinda tried. Didn’t stick though. The whole thing is a freaking yawn no matter how many times the Mayor blogs about it.

Please join us in not giving a crap by watching “Kittens on a slide”