KMOX has a story about multiple kittens that were killed and then lined up in a Belleville, Illinois park:
[A woman] found the bodies of dead kittens, seven in all,- near some railroad tracks.
Their bodies were lined up all in a row.
According to police spokesman Sgt. Don Sax the kittens may have been killed “by an animal”, and were later discovered and lined up by someone, perhaps a child.
WTF. No joke here, not from a site with a kitten logo (even if it did seem to have a rough night). We will offer a difference service though: A horrible mental image chaser.
Here’s a very focused kitten getting some quick work done before heading off for a nap:
Mind cleansed by cuteness of alive kitten. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Oh and these 10 people that “like”ed the story on KMOX can get ass cancer that can only be cured by shoving a hot metal rod up their asses and then when it’s up there burning the crap of our their butt hole, the doctor should be all like “Whoops, this other book says there’s no known cure. Not sure where I got the thick hot piece of metal in your ass thing from.”
This week in St. Louis has been a boring not-quite-spring bunch of days with a weather related power outage for more than a few of you…and chances are more than a few of you were mugged, shot, stabbed or robbed. Who needs a hug? …better yet…who needs a monkey hug?
Answer: We all do.
via Cute Overload
If you are asking yourself: “Why are they posting a video of a cat hiccuping and farting in rapid succession?” Then we can’t be friends anymore.
The camera cuts off before the happy ending, but by the looks of that slutty little masseuse, it must have been great!
Previous posts pertaining to kitty massage (giggity!): “Tuesday Cat Massage” and “Let This Crazy Lady Tell You How to Massage Your Cat“
So we now have three posts about massaging cats on this site! Yup. Our life is really coming into focus after writing a sentence like that. Stay in school kids!
Everyone’s favorite animal rights group PETA was in full force in St. Louis today protesting the St. Louis Children’s Hospital for something. Someone probably put the wrong color lipstick on a test monkey or something…
The animal rights organization PETA held a protest today against St. Louis Children’s Hospital for its use of live cats in a pediatric emergency training course.
The hospital’s Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Sessions Cole, says the cats are a critical part of the training. “Even the most sophisticated manikin can’t really duplicate the anatomy and the reflexes and the movements that are provided by a live animal like a cat.”
Woah wait…cats?! Little kitties are being anesthetized and then used as practice dummies for interns to practice intubation on? Dude, not cool. How could you do that to a little kitty? Graphically punching them? Sure…but not that!
Frankly it would be different if it wasn’t students working over the cats. If people are going to be rounding up some heavy drugs and finishing by shoving stuff in to their kitty, you should have a professional doing that, like Paris Hilton, not some “trainee”!
We know how cats feel. Check out our file photo:
Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go lay in the sun.