You guys stay sharp out there, a hacker is on the loose! Just ask KDSK (channel 5)’s Kay Quinn, who was recently ”hacked”.

It seems I’ve been hacked. Sorry if you got the inappropriate message being send from an old account. Be sure you DON’T click on it.

People always like to lay their lack of basic computer knowledge on a “hacker” since that way they are stupid, it was a hacker that clearly must have picked them out of the billions on the planet and targeted them. Don’t know how valuable your summer photos from that vacation in 1986 are? Porn and actual money have really gotten boring to the internet criminal, so they need your boring shit now more than ever right? No. But Kay Quinn?! She’s special.[1] When you’re an anchor on a local news station, you’re a target, so of course this was a “hack”, meaning someone worked really hard to guess Kay’s password (shot in the dark: “KaySDK” Were we right?! Someone check us!) and this definitely was not just Kay being a internet moron and clicking some link in her email or on Twitter giving her account away to some random kid in China with a passing knowledge of computer security.[2]

We’re just wondering why she won’t delete the tweets that the hacker put up in her name as they make her sound like a total dipshit. Two tributes to Dan Peek and a “Yeah! Birthday cake!”? It’s like she got hacked by a 60 year old retarded guy working in the mail room of a box factory. “Oh yeah! It’s cake day! Yea cake! I like birthdays!” Jesus, Kay take those things down before someone thinks that’s you talking.

…oh.

It would appear that those tweets are Kay talking.

We love you Kay, but please give your account back to the hacker.

via @KayQuinn and our tipster.

[1] No, not really.

[2] Please insert your desired amount of sarcasm for basically this whole paragraph.

Ann Rubin of KSDK lost her shiz just a little bit last night on the news when a fender bender happened behind her, just off camera. She made a little gasp, finished her sentence and then explained the situation before throwing it back to Kay Quinn who didn’t even ask if everyone was alright…what the hell Kay?! Everyone died. Are you happy now you didn’t wasted the time to ask? Feel good about yourself?!

…ok, they didn’t die…or maybe they did…we don’t know. It didn’t happen to us, and as such, it might have well have happened on the moon or in Chesterfield. Two places we never seem to make it to, but we’re pretty sure both have a Chick Fil A. We don’t care, but we feel like Kay Quinn should. Hell if Kay was there and gave a damn, she might have been able to use her jaw to chisel away the door to get the people out.

via Matt, a tipster who artful framing of the tv with his video camera rivals even the cinematic greats

Now her furlough is over, but for a second there it looked like we were going to be seeing the “[Insert activity here] on my furlough.” for everything she broadcast to Twitter last week.

Seems odd to be broadcasting the fact your company sent you home with no pay for a week.  Looking for a new job Kay?

…also, I know  you can find a better photo than that for your Twitter picture!  Just snap off a couple of shots on set tonight, you are definitely looking better than this old headshot these days!