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Weird St. Louis Professor Katz Kicked Off Oil Super-Team


Posted by The Editor on 19 May 2010 /
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It was just yesterday we made fun of nutty Washington University Professor Jonathan I. Katz for his F-ed up blog posts about defending homophobia and other fun stuff like “Why Terrorism is Important”.

We were still totally happy that a St. Louis mind got in the game!

…well move over Detroit. We’re gonna need a seat on the bench after all.

Jonathan I. Katz, a physics professor at Washington University in St. Louis., said he was fired from the team of scientists chosen by U.S. Energy Secretary Steven Chu to help BP Plc control the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

“Some of Professor Katz’s controversial writings have become a distraction from the critical work of addressing the oil spill,” Stephanie Mueller, a spokeswoman for the Energy Department, said in an e-mail today. “Professor Katz will no longer be involved in the department’s efforts.”

Geez you do one little post about how terrorism is important that the United States government gets all bent out of shape! I mean they are building a new building aren’t they? Man. Let it go already.

“I don’t self-censor myself,” Katz, 59, said in a phone interview today. “There’s no doubt there are things on my webpage that’ve been there for many years that are fairly controversial.”

He was fired from the panel this morning, he said. He declined to specify which articles triggered the dismissal.

We’re guessing it was the “terrorism is kickass” one…or maybe it was “I’m Scared of Gays”. But after looking through a few more it could have been his article “Why I think Oil Spills are Awesome: Ducks Look Better All Black” or the secularly popular “Shut up black guys”. It probably was one of those. Here are a few others that we don’t think caused the issue themselves, but you never know:  “Touching My Balls and Shaking Your Hand”, “Defending People Who Make That Smacking Sound When They Eat”, “Don’t Ya Sometimes Just Wanna Rape a Chick?” or “I Just Got the Put on This Oil Spill Think Tank Put Together By Ugly People and Run By Dummies”.

via Business Week


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Figures The Weird Scientist is From St. Louis


Posted by The Editor on 18 May 2010 /
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President Obama has assembled the all-nerd A-Team to help fix this whole oil thing we’ve heard about occasionally. These scientists are the best of the best, the brightest minds, the thickest glasses…but every A-Team needs a crazy Murdock-type guy. Guess where this nut case is from?

Jonathan I. Katz, physics professor at Washington University in St. Louis. Katz, a member of the prestigious JASON think tank, did his early work in astrophysics, though he now tackles a wide variety of physics problems. He’s definitely the wild card of the group, having published provocative essays entitled “Don’t Become a Scientist,” “In Defense of Homophobia” and “Why Terrorism is Important” on his personal website.

Says Katz in his aforementioned “In Defense of Homophobia”

I am a homophobe, and proud.

Well a large percentage of Missouri is behind him, but I wouldn’t expect a Vital Voice party invitation any time soon.

Here is Katz trying to get people to follow in his footsteps…on wait. Flip that.

Are you thinking of becoming a scientist? Do you want to uncover the mysteries of nature, perform experiments or carry out calculations to learn how the world works? Forget it!

There’s no doubt Katz is a smart guy, but one time…just one time can’t the guy on the panel from St. Louis not be weird in some way? I feel like all over america there are groups of people getting together and trying to right some horrible wrong or fight the good fight and when everyone is pitching their ideas in the circle we get to the guy from St. Louis who’s wearing overalls with no shirt and biting his toenails who just looks up and say “…oh. My turn? …I don’t know…can’t we just shoot it or some shit like that? …you gonna finish that pizza crust?”

…could be worse though. Detroit doesn’t even get on the panel anymore.

via Gizmodo and our tipster who we’re sure would be more than capable on any sort of panel.


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