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If we pretend for a moment that exiled-Post Dispatch columnist Jerry Berger still writes his own “gossip”, then we could say: Jesus Jerry! Is this really the best way you could “report” on the passing of Deanne Lane, formerly of KSDK’s, husband passing away suddenly?

It’s been a great week so far, any way you look at it (provided you weren’t looking at it from Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea or the house of Centene communicator and former television anchor Deanne Lane, who is mourning the sudden death of her husband, consultant and avid golfer Greg Goodrich

That’s freaking horrible. “Today is the best day ever! So great! Today is so awesome…unless you are this dude here, who’s mom got ran over by a golf cart this morning.” Then follow up by comparing Lane’s husband’s death to life inIraq, Afghanistan and North Korea? Good call. It’s probably just like living there. Really slick (guy who writes for) Jerry Burger.

Can’t wait to hear about the District Whatever Representative that went to one of your friends’ restaurant openings. Super exciting stuff.

via Our Tipster and BergersBeat.com

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Word on the street is that now the Post Dispatch is firing people that don’t even work there!  How is this even profitable?!  We hear from the man himself that former PD gossip columnist Jerry Berger was recently banned from visiting his old friends at “Disgruntled Town”, aka the Post Dispatch Office.

From Berger’s new and extremely hard to read site, Bergersbeat.com –

BERGER BANNED!: Went to visit my old friends in the newsroom at the P-D – just saying hello, reminiscing, a few smooches and hugs. Three weeks after my innocent visit, I received a letter from the Post banning me from the building! So,. to my old friends there, if you’d like to visit with me while downtown, I’ll be in the second booth from the door at the McDonald’s across the street on Tucker Boulevard. By the way, please bring the stapler I left on my desk… Guess there goes my chance of being Santa at the P-D’s Christmas party. (Awww!)

How could they kick out Jerry?!  This sweet old guy pictured above is his precious little headshot.  You bastards at the PD aren’t satisfied with just firing their writers and high-paid editors, now they are after past employees that can preciously put their head in their hands with one of those “gay as a tangerine” twinkle in their eye?!

Bastards.