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This KSDK “I’m Just Sayin’” thing is such a trainwreck I can’t help but not mention it just one more time here.  Why?  Because I finally remembered again that KSDK was doing this and found one I was looking forward the most on their site: Tammie Holland.

If you aren’t familiar, this is the spicy little vixen that had this crazy off the cuff conversation igniting statement in channel 5′s promos for the “I’m Just Sayin’” feature:

Ladies here’s a tip. If you own one of these..

[points to her cellphone]

Keep your clothes on.

Oh man.  She did not just go there.  I can’t wait to see the heat she brings in her full feature!

So you get your chance to be featured as the token black person a radio host on channel 5 and you bring the heat with “What’s with all the people selling girl scout cookies at work?”  What didn’t make the cut Tammie? Did you think of other burning topics like “How ’bout this weather huh?” and “Geez.  Look at that guy.  No no, the other one. What’s that about?”

Then she pulls out the ole “Are we being too easy on our kids?” argument saying that schilling for cheese and sausage at work is making little Billy soft.  Yeah, I don’t think a sign up sheet taped to the outside of your cubicle is making Billy a pussy, that’s already been taken care of by the peanut allergy you assumed he had and the 6 ADD drugs you pump in him daily so he’ll just listen in class.

Well, we just don’t know how Tammie Holland does it, day in and day out, bringing up the tough topics. Don’t miss her exciting next KSDK turn where she throws around verbal blows like “Have you ever noticed how different guys are than girls?!  It’s like they’re from another planet!”

Oh man! Can’t wait!  Derp!

via KSDK

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KSDK debuted their all new “I’m Just Sayin’” segment where they apparently allow any one that has been on the radio to talk about mindless and poorly thought out things on TV.

This idea can’t fail.

When asked for a comment on how letting random people blather on about their biased opinions on a news program sounded like a good idea, a KSDK spokesman replied ”Look, everyone else has been bending over the ghost of actual journalism and repeatedly fisting it for a while now.  Its time News Channel 5 gloves up and gets a handful.”

The first of this segment featured 92.3 WIL’s morning show host Cornbread.  So as if the colloquial “Sayin’” in the segment’s title wasn’t enough, its pretty obvious with this booking we clearly aren’t even pretending that this will be a serious thing.  Cornbread decided to take on the United State’s two party governmental system, you know so he could really get something attainable done with his time on TV.

Does anyone out there feel that politicians are working for us anymore?  Doing what would make our lives better?  Because I don’t. They are beholden to that little “(D)” and “(R)” in front of their name and we the people are a distant afterthought.  That’s why there are so many independents out there because people are sick of the parties so let’s scrap it all and have one political party with a big “(P)”.  Your party.  The People’s Party baby!

So next is the part where he says…”But we need a leader!  Some who can run this system but still make time for prank calls and allow for music breaks when our leader needs to pee or eat the food payola that someone brought in this morning. What? Ok, I’ll do it!”

Next up in this list of things a commercial would be better than are: Julie Buck, McGraw Milhaven, Tony Scott, Jamie Allman and of course Tammy Holland who tells girls if they own a cell phone to “keep their clothes on” in the currently running KSDK promo.  Oh no she didn’t! Damn girl you crazy, but you sure are telling it like it is!  What a great unheard of insite!  I’m not sure I can handle her real, in my face, atitude!