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Twenty-seven year old, Latasha Jewell McFarland of St. Louis County, plead guilty to prostitution charges including convincing a 13-year-old runaway to go be her whore. Latasha seems like a great little lady but if she’s this good at convincing people to whore it out, she should use her powers for good, and call Heidi Klum.

[McFarland] told the girl last summer that she could earn $100 for each sex act that she engaged in, Assistant U.S. Attorney Noelle Collins said in court. McFarland posted pictures of the teen online, bought condoms, arranged the meetings and drove the teen to hotels along Interstate 270, Collins said, taking half of the girl’s money for her trouble.

McFarland also “encouraged” the girl to go to orgies, which sounds gross because no hot dudes like ourselves go to orgies. Only giant, fat gross guys go to those things, so it was probably either a lot of “encouraging” or very little “encouraging” but also with a gun. …It just occurred to us that the hooker is only 13, so gross or hot dudes really doesn’t matter that much since the physical appearance of a molester can run the gamut. Yikes. This is awkward. I mean you all think she sounded 18 though right? 3′s are so close to 8′s.

You think we’re in trouble? You had any young-looking hookers lately?

Asked after the hearing whether the teen’s customers could face charges, Collins said that in general, the FBI tries to identify and pursue customers who had sex with minors.

Woah that would suck to be on that list right, completely unrelated but we haven’t used that photo in a while, John Petrzborn?

Totally.

via STLToday

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So Missouri Attorney General Chris Koster is whining about Craiglist again.

Koster met with representatives from craigslist exactly a year ago, demanding the company take action to eliminate advertisements for prostitution and other illegal activities on its site. Nine days after the meeting, craigslist announced major changes to its site, including eliminating the “erotic services” section and manually screening for nude photos and illegal activities such as prostitution.

Despite all this, Koster and other state attorneys general have found that prostitutions [sic] ads are still found on craigslist.

Gasp! Oh no!

We can’t imagine the pain people possibly hooking on Craiglist is causing Chris Koster. I hear his wife won’t give it up knowing that you can actually get paid for that as opposed to her gig that entails fake smiling at events and all the dress suits she can fit in her closet.

…also…um…you just “found” them huh? …ok. Well we want to look too! Lets go find some Craigslist hooker ads!

Our first Craiglist Hooker (above) hails from “sexytown” (sounds made up) and says she “is the one.” So, stop looking!  Also her name is Ms. Passion which, to us, seems like quite a coincidence that with that name she ended up being a hooker.

Our next Craiglist Hooker went a took the time to go to Hooker Glamour Shots. It’s the small touches that we appreciate. Don’t even bother heading her direction unless you are in for a naughty time…oh you are? Forget we said anything then.

Lastly we have this lovely creature hailing from “Fifteen minutes from Downtown” which we hear is lovely this time of year. She spends her time posing in front of vinyl siding and secretly being a dude. Yup. It’s a dude.

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So which one of these horrible menaces to society are you going to vote for? Vote on any standard you like. We don’t care. Just know that posts like the ones we reference are horrible things and need to be removed from society because its clear these well…women…whatever…are forcing people to go and look at their ads and purchase their services. This is huge problem we need our Attorney General on 100%, isn’t that right homeless guy, SLU rape victims, old people being ripped off by email scams and other people who could actually use help?

Way to go Chris Koster.

via St. Louis Business Journal