Who wouldn’t want to wake up to that face in the morning? Apparently this snooty broad from Belleville who got all uptight when she woke up to see a homeless guy (above) standing in her room.

According to police, the man was found inside the home in the 100 block of East Monroe last Thursday. The Victim woke up, screamed and the suspect left her room. Officers came and arrested the man without any incident.

Sure its not the holidays for another few months, but can’t people just let a guy sneak in to their house while they sleep and then creepily and calmly stare at you until you wake up? Dust to dust man! We’re all people on this earth, just trying to get along, stay warm and find a good place to steal some silverware for drugs after rubbing one out while watching strangers.

The intruder was charged with one count of criminal trespassing. The woman was sentenced to never being able to sleep soundly again.

via KMOV

City officials met with Larry Rice and his army of homeless guys Tuesday about the downtown Hopeville Tunnel. The tunnel is an old railroad tunnel under Tucker Boulevard that has become a makeshift homeless shelter for those both downtown and downtrodden for some time now, and Reverend Larry Rice is even known to direct people it’s direction. However, the city says the conditions are “inhumane” and the tunnel needs to be destroyed.

“What we have here are really inhumane conditions,” Siedhoff said. “I find it shameful that Reverend Rice would actually direct people into conditions like this.”

The Rev. Larry Rice of New Life Evangelistic Center is the tunnel group’s biggest advocate. He wants city officials to give an acre of land to the founders of ‘Hopeville’ at least until they can find better accommodations.

For one, we can’t even imagine how an ancient railroad tunnel being lived in by tons of homeless people can be anything but a hellhole at this time, so though we haven’t been there, we see the city’s point on that one. But yes, that sucks for the homeless people shacking up in that tunnel that now have less than a month to get out. No one likes to move. You have to beg all your friends for boxes and then when you get enough boxes it just bums you out because you know you could totally make a kick ass fort with all these, but you have to use them to pack up plates and stuff instead. Then you have to hire a moving company or do the thing yourself which totally sucks either way. Plus if you get your friends to help, its like you’re their indentured servant forever afterwards because they are always going to be all like “Yeah, I could get the next round…but I did help you move that one time seven years ago.” Plus there is…wait. These people are homeless! What do ya got? The 14 coats you wear at once, all year-long and maybe a shopping cart full of cans. If you have much else, you really ought to be thinking about selling some of it and moving up in the world.

Rice later released a statement that though his goal of packing more homeless in to an abandoned tunnel might not be working out, his “Go break in to the cars of the 22 year olds that spend all weekend at the Landing” program is working great.

KSDK talked with a Hopeville inhabitant who said “If you want to help, do more than just badger us or talk down to us like all we want to do is just beg for what we want, ask for what…” Shut up homeless guy!

via KSDK

More: YouTube video of Hopeville

We all know from our experiences at the post office or DMV that some people can be pretty damn rude, but this is some cold shit right here:

Four or five homeless people have made Interco Park on Tucker near Cole their home for the last few months, but Wednesday night, were told the park was going to be cleaned up and out Thursday.

At 10 a.m. Thursday, a city garbage truck backed up to the tents and employees of the parks department started dismantling tents and dumping bags of personal possessions into the gaping maw of the truck.

Karen Wallensak went to the workers and identified herself, and offered to take control of the possession to return them to their owners. However, Wallensak says the city workers said it was too late, and the possessions were now trash. Among the items in the dump: one homeless man’s heart medication. He was there, but the city crew would not stop to get his drugs.

Seriously?  Wow.

The nerve of that guy to leave his heart medication just lying around a park and then to get all mad when someone throws it away?!  Screw you homeless guy!  Oh did your tent get thrown away?!  Maybe you shouldn’t have made a homeless guy shanty town in the park then!  I hope you don’t cry because the city threw away that big leaf you were using as a tissue, so now you’ll have to use the other big leaf you use as toilet paper.

Go screw homeless people that are only trying to sleep!

Except for the exact opposite.

via KSDK

Man some guys get all the breaks.  She Richard up there?  He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there!  Man.  How did he do it?!

It doesn’t matter though.  Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like.

I don’t want to give it all away, but it starts with “Here’s a dollar…”

Photo via STLToday

Apparently these two fought another homeless guy over a dog, which I would have written about but then I realized that homeless people fighting over stuff isn’t even remotely newsworthy!  Way to be Post Dispatch.

One of our more keen-eyed tipsters, Andy, emailed in to tell us about a fine little spot for those interested in a cute little place with a wide-open floor plan.

For Sale!
Feel the excitement and energy of downtown living at its finest!
44,000+ sq. ft. studio in the heart of the revitalized loft district!
Imagine, your own outdoor jacuzzi / washing machine!  10+ bathrooms!
TIF available, low utility bills, and plenty of nature surround this gem.
Why pay $250,000+ for an overrated apartment with a roof when you can have all of this plus more!
Imagine walking across the street to work panhandling the tourists as they eat their dinner.
Bring out your inner sex offender with downtown’s newest school just one block away!

For info contact “Toofless” behind 1411 Locust near the sanitation receptacle.

Those laid off from, or force out of, the Post Dispatch get first dibs!

It was raining and homeless guy walking the St. Louis streets spies a nice empty and dry tank so he crawls in…gotcha!

ST. LOUIS (AP) — A homeless man is expecting recover after passing out in a tank that continued residue of a hazardous chemical.

[The Tank] had residue from a chemical called Toluene, which is used in paint and paint thinners.

St. Louis’ plan to capture and do awesome experiments on the homeless was thwarted by the employees of Brenntag Co, who saw the man and called the authorities.  If it wasn’t for that meddling St. Louis’ scientists could have created superhuman homeless guys by now!

When the city was asked why there was a “Free food!  Don’t mind the smell…” sign in front of the tank, they replied “How ’bout that National Health Care plan?!”  and then ran out of the room during the ensuing argument.

Also,

The name of the man, in his 50s, was not released.

His name wasn’t released because frankly no one cares.  I mean if they released the name would you be all like “Oh yeah Earl!  Good guy…needs to get a home.”?  No.  Hell even if you did know him what would that do?  I’m not sure why they ever release anyone’s name for news stories like this.

Source: Fox4KC.com