We all know from our experiences at the post office or DMV that some people can be pretty damn rude, but this is some cold shit right here:

Four or five homeless people have made Interco Park on Tucker near Cole their home for the last few months, but Wednesday night, were told the park was going to be cleaned up and out Thursday.

At 10 a.m. Thursday, a city garbage truck backed up to the tents and employees of the parks department started dismantling tents and dumping bags of personal possessions into the gaping maw of the truck.

Karen Wallensak went to the workers and identified herself, and offered to take control of the possession to return them to their owners. However, Wallensak says the city workers said it was too late, and the possessions were now trash. Among the items in the dump: one homeless man’s heart medication. He was there, but the city crew would not stop to get his drugs.

Seriously?  Wow.

The nerve of that guy to leave his heart medication just lying around a park and then to get all mad when someone throws it away?!  Screw you homeless guy!  Oh did your tent get thrown away?!  Maybe you shouldn’t have made a homeless guy shanty town in the park then!  I hope you don’t cry because the city threw away that big leaf you were using as a tissue, so now you’ll have to use the other big leaf you use as toilet paper.

Go screw homeless people that are only trying to sleep!

Except for the exact opposite.

via KSDK

Man some guys get all the breaks.  She Richard up there?  He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there!  Man.  How did he do it?!

It doesn’t matter though.  Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like.

I don’t want to give it all away, but it starts with “Here’s a dollar…”

Photo via STLToday

Apparently these two fought another homeless guy over a dog, which I would have written about but then I realized that homeless people fighting over stuff isn’t even remotely newsworthy!  Way to be Post Dispatch.

One of our more keen-eyed tipsters, Andy, emailed in to tell us about a fine little spot for those interested in a cute little place with a wide-open floor plan.

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Imagine walking across the street to work panhandling the tourists as they eat their dinner.
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For info contact “Toofless” behind 1411 Locust near the sanitation receptacle.

Those laid off from, or force out of, the Post Dispatch get first dibs!

It was raining and homeless guy walking the St. Louis streets spies a nice empty and dry tank so he crawls in…gotcha!

ST. LOUIS (AP) — A homeless man is expecting recover after passing out in a tank that continued residue of a hazardous chemical.

[The Tank] had residue from a chemical called Toluene, which is used in paint and paint thinners.

St. Louis’ plan to capture and do awesome experiments on the homeless was thwarted by the employees of Brenntag Co, who saw the man and called the authorities.  If it wasn’t for that meddling St. Louis’ scientists could have created superhuman homeless guys by now!

When the city was asked why there was a “Free food!  Don’t mind the smell…” sign in front of the tank, they replied “How ’bout that National Health Care plan?!”  and then ran out of the room during the ensuing argument.

Also,

The name of the man, in his 50s, was not released.

His name wasn’t released because frankly no one cares.  I mean if they released the name would you be all like “Oh yeah Earl!  Good guy…needs to get a home.”?  No.  Hell even if you did know him what would that do?  I’m not sure why they ever release anyone’s name for news stories like this.

Source: Fox4KC.com